Pink Evap. Line???

TeamAwesomeBaby

MsCraftsy:

provwife:

PrimRoseMama:

provwife:

andy711:

annersayspoot:

PrimRoseMama:

Not in the time limits equals invalid no matter what color. I really can't understand what is so terribly difficult about standing in front of the pee stick for three to five minutes?

Seriously. Pee on it, wash your hands, brush your teeth. TADA! 3 minutes. If you floss, there's 5 minutes.  

Sorry I know you are just asking a question about it being an evap line but I can't understand the difficulty in just taking the test properly. Then...no questions asked! 

Well, I did take it properly. Like I said, I saw something super, super faint..left..came back and test had a clear 2nd pink line.

Omg you are daft. You didn't take the stupid thing properly if you didn't wait in front of it for the appropriate time frame. If you saw a faint line in the time frame outlined on the instructions then you are pregnant. I really think that is what you are fishing for. This could all be solved in a far less annoyingasfook way if you test tomorrow and don't budge until your timer goes off that 3 or 5 minutes [whatevertehfuck the instructions say]. But no, any line, even a neon pink glowing rainbow effing line read after the time limit says is INVALID. So no, genius, you didn't take it properly otherwise you would have even asked about an evap line. Either way congrats for the roundabout drive by.

I'm not fishing if i'm pregnant. Thanks though. Also, i'm not an idiot, but as long as your rant made you feel smarter, then i'm glad. I'm sorry about whatever happened to you that makes you so bitter. I didn't do anything to you.

1. Holy hell. We were secretly playing Bingo. Anyone close to getting it?

2. You are fishing otherwise you wouldn't keep harping about pink evap lines even after we told you that the test was invalid and to take another test. They are a dollar at the dollar store so don't b!tch about them being expensive and that's why you're not retesting. andplusalso- Wake up earlier to pee on your tests or take another one at a different time of day

3. Please learn the grammatical uses for SEEN VS SAW. That shizz is like nails on a chalk board and totally distracted me from just about everything else in your post.

4. Bitter Bishes for LYFE!

 

To paraphrase a someecard I saw a few weeks ago: "When you use the phrase 'I seen,' I assume the second half of the sentence will not be '...inside of a book.'" 

annersayspoot

mypalbabs:

I really wish pregnancy tests would burst into flames after the window of time is over.

Or a puff of smoke. If it leaves sparkles behind, you're preggersssss 

TeamAwesomeBaby

mainerocks:

TeamAwesomeBaby:

annersayspoot:

PrimRoseMama:

Not in the time limits equals invalid no matter what color. I really can't understand what is so terribly difficult about standing in front of the pee stick for three to five minutes?

Seriously. Pee on it, wash your hands, brush your teeth. TADA! 3 minutes. If you floss, there's 5 minutes.  

Never. Flossing takes me 20 minutes when I do it because I only do it when I'm about to go to the dentist and I'm like, "Oh fluck, they're going to yell at me again about my plaque!" 

How could one possible spend 20 minutes on flossing?  I'm not sure this is possible!?  :-P 

 

You haven't seen my plaque buildup. It's like cement. I'm like a shark with a second row of plaque teeth. 

TeamAwesomeBaby

Oh, and OP: don't drink anything for a couple of hours, hold your pee, and retest when you get home. Boom. If you're as pregnant as you think you might be, I bet you could get a BFP without FMU. 

ChuggingWater

If you quote someone, and the original quote is so small that every word is on a different line, for the love of God people, stop using the quote button!!

This makes me irrationally stabby.

TeamAwesomeBaby

ChuggingWater:

If you

quote someone,

and

the original quote

is so small that

every

word

is

on

a

different

line,

for the love of God people,

stop using the quote button!!

This makes me

irrationally

stabby.

It's like an e.e. cummings poem!

Point taken. The mega quotes get annoying, I agree (says the perpetrator of the offense). 

MsCraftsy

TeamAwesomeBaby:

ChuggingWater:

This makes me

irrationally

stabby.

It's like an e.e. cummings poem!

Point taken. The mega quotes get annoying, I agree (says the perpetrator of the offense). 

I agree about massive quote trees.Delete *** out if you're going to keep quoting. When I'm on mobile it makes scrolling take for flucking ever. It make it look like I'm playing fruit ninja.

sueann911

annersayspoot:

mypalbabs:

I really wish pregnancy tests would burst into flames after the window of time is over.

Or a puff of smoke. If it leaves sparkles behind, you're preggersssss 

I can see the upcoming posts now, "Awww fluck. I was flossing and my test already burst into flames!!! They were pink flames, not blue so does that still count as a BFP?"

Someone needs to call FRER and get the creative geniuses on this idea. Also, I've always wondered who the warning labels on hairdryers were aimed to. You know the "Do not put this hairdryer in a tub of water while in use"?? Well, now I know. These warnings are for people like OP, who aren't able to correctly pee on a stick.

ChuggingWater

gonzol:

Mmm.. I love candy corn. It shall replace popcorn for the month. ::nomnom::

 

Have you tried the candy corn M&Ms? MMMMMmmmmmm

SCSmith2011

ChuggingWater:

gonzol:

Mmm.. I love candy corn. It shall replace popcorn for the month. ::nomnom::

 

Have you tried the candy corn M&Ms? MMMMMmmmmmm

I saw these at the store over the weekend! Please tell me they taste like candy corn covered in a hard chocolate shell.

MsCraftsy

SCSmith2011:

ChuggingWater:

gonzol:

Mmm.. I love candy corn. It shall replace popcorn for the month. ::nomnom::

 

Have you tried the candy corn M&Ms? MMMMMmmmmmm

I saw these at the store over the weekend! Please tell me they taste like candy corn covered in a hard chocolate shell.

There are also candy corn oreos. I have had to dodge the displays 3 times in the last week. DH has been eying them and I know they are somehow going to make it into my house. ugh.

provwife

I am indifferent about being pregnant this month. We were actually trying to AVOID my O time because of our personal losses. But yes! I'm so fishing that I'm pregnant..even though I have been pregnant twice in the past 7 months and both have ended in a m/c but PLEASE tell me more about myself!
And, you ask how I can call you bitter after just a short convo!? Look at all you have assumed of me when I have barely spoke compared to all you have said...and, I'm sorry to say, you haven't been accurate in your assumptions.
Anyways, I asked a simple question and I have gotten the information that I need.
I'm done now...enjoy your life of living on thebump!
EDIT: I should clarify...enjoy your life of being rude and crazy over the internet to people you don't know so that you actually have SOMETHING going on in your life.

coraggiosa

provwife:

I am indifferent about being pregnant this month. We were actually trying to AVOID my O time because of our personal losses. But yes! I'm so fishing that I'm pregnant..even though I have been pregnant twice in the past 7 months and both have ended in a m/c but PLEASE tell me more about myself! And, you ask how I can call you bitter after just a short convo!? Look at all you have assumed of me when I have barely spoke compared to all you have said...and, I'm sorry to say, you haven't been accurate in your assumptions. Anyways, I asked a simple question and I have gotten the information that I need. I'm done now...enjoy your life of living on thebump! EDIT: I should clarify...enjoy your life of being rude and crazy over the internet to people you don't know so that you actually have SOMETHING going on in your life.

I'm sorry about your losses. That being said, just because people pointed out that you didn't follow directions on an HPT package doesn't make them bitter. It makes you look stupid. You kept harping on your pink evap line until you got the answer you wanted, so yes, I'm going to agree with others that you were fishing. 

If you do get a BFP, do everyone a favor and post it directly on first trimester.  

PrimRoseMama

provwife:

Look at all you have assumed of me when I have barely spoke compared to all you have said...and, I'm sorry to say, you haven't been accurate in your assumptions. Anyways, I asked a simple question and I have gotten the information that I need. I'm done now...enjoy your life of living on thebump! EDIT: I should clarify...enjoy your life of being rude and crazy over the internet to people you don't know so that you actually have SOMETHING going on in your life.

Well my bitter heifer butt just got back from taking my daughter to the park and we are going to story time, shopping and the pumpkin patch later. I love that you assume that I've got nothing going on. It takes 30 seconds to reply to your idiocy. I think you are the one getting butthurt about assumptions and all.

I'm sorry about your losses [I have had 2 myself], but an entire message board of people have concluded that you are fishing for "you are pregnant". We can't all be wrong you know.

Yes you asked a simple question. You got simple answers, but kept pushing. That is why you were fishing.

Next time put your two active brain cells together and read the box. It will tell you that any result read outside the time limit is invalid. I swear you are intentionally making life hard on yourself.

I should say enjoy your life of not reading directions and relying on Internet strangers to give you simple answers that actual reading would provide.

It's frightening to me that there are people attempting to procreate that can't even follow the directions on an HPT.

provwife

PrimRoseMama:

provwife:

Look at all you have assumed of me when I have barely spoke compared to all you have said...and, I'm sorry to say, you haven't been accurate in your assumptions. Anyways, I asked a simple question and I have gotten the information that I need. I'm done now...enjoy your life of living on thebump! EDIT: I should clarify...enjoy your life of being rude and crazy over the internet to people you don't know so that you actually have SOMETHING going on in your life.

Well my bitter heifer butt just got back from taking my daughter to the park and we are going to story time, shopping and the pumpkin patch later. I love that you assume that I've got nothing going on. It takes 30 seconds to reply to your idiocy. I think you are the one getting butthurt about assumptions and all.

I'm sorry about your losses [I have had 2 myself], but an entire message board of people have concluded that you are fishing for "you are pregnant". We can't all be wrong you know.

Yes you asked a simple question. You got simple answers, but kept pushing. That is why you were fishing.

Next time put your two active brain cells together and read the box. It will tell you that any result read outside the time limit is invalid. I swear you are intentionally making life hard on yourself.

I should say enjoy your life of not reading directions and relying on Internet strangers to give you simple answers that actual reading would provide.

It's frightening to me that there are people attempting to procreate that can't even follow the directions on an HPT.

You're a joke.

PrimRoseMama

provwife:

PrimRoseMama:

provwife:

Look at all you have assumed of me when I have barely spoke compared to all you have said...and, I'm sorry to say, you haven't been accurate in your assumptions. Anyways, I asked a simple question and I have gotten the information that I need. I'm done now...enjoy your life of living on thebump! EDIT: I should clarify...enjoy your life of being rude and crazy over the internet to people you don't know so that you actually have SOMETHING going on in your life.

Well my bitter heifer butt just got back from taking my daughter to the park and we are going to story time, shopping and the pumpkin patch later. I love that you assume that I've got nothing going on. It takes 30 seconds to reply to your idiocy. I think you are the one getting butthurt about assumptions and all.

I'm sorry about your losses [I have had 2 myself], but an entire message board of people have concluded that you are fishing for "you are pregnant". We can't all be wrong you know.

Yes you asked a simple question. You got simple answers, but kept pushing. That is why you were fishing.

Next time put your two active brain cells together and read the box. It will tell you that any result read outside the time limit is invalid. I swear you are intentionally making life hard on yourself.

I should say enjoy your life of not reading directions and relying on Internet strangers to give you simple answers that actual reading would provide.

It's frightening to me that there are people attempting to procreate that can't even follow the directions on an HPT.

You're a joke.

How so? I thought you were done with this thread? Please tell me why I am a joke because this must be good.

You never did tell me why you think I am bitter. I want specifics.

PSU Export

I just have to say.....best post ever!!! Lol

CaliforniaDream87

Erinm278:

Pee on another stick and sit there for the required time frame.  After the time is up, toss the pee stick.

This exactly!

The test has instructions for a reason.