Open Letter Thursday

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Post those letters and vent your spleen!

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Dear Tenant, Pay your fvucking rent.  I really don't want to have to go through the hassle of evicting you and your lack of payment is putting a SERIOUS damper on my financial plan over the next year.  So figure.  it.  out.

 Your Landlord

DS1 -

You have been doing so, so well lately making good choices, listening and following directions, and even trying new food!  I'm SO proud of you and all of your hard work, keep it up!

Love, Mommy

Dear DH,

Your wife would be a lot happier if you just did your share of the housework.  Not extra, not perfect, just your share.  Please and thank You.

Love, Your tired of feeling like a maid wife.

malcivar

Dear Boss,

Please stop wasting mine and everyone else on our team's time by having meetings that serve no purpose other than sucking up to your boss's new boss.  He doesn't tolerate sucking up.  Get over it and keep it movin'.  

Love - first cubicle 2 rows over. 

Shayna0182

Dear Ds,

While I appreciate creativity, I did not appreciate you getting out of bed, opening the fridge, and dumping a whole bottle of ranch on the floor.  It was no accident as daddy busted you playing in it.  I am happy that you didn't get upset at having gooey ranch all over your hands, so your sensory issues are making progress.  We've already installed lever locks on all the doors to keep you from opening and closing doors, it appears that it's time to buy a fridge lock.

Love your exhausted mommy

 

Dear Dh,

I don't tell you enough how much I appreciate all that you do.  You take on so much with ds and even cleaned up the floor this morning while I was getting ready.  You are an awesome husband, and a better father than most that I know. 

Your loving wife 

 

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Dear Nate.

WTF with the hearing aids today! Did you really have to pull them out and toss them from the stroller on the sly when I was dropping off some forms at the audiologist?

You (and I) are damn lucky I noticed while getting you back into the car. You are also damn lucky St. Anthony and Baby Jesus kept those aids on the floor where you tossed them while mommy booked us back thru the hospital, up two different elevators all the way to the other end of the campus to find them.

Love,

Your Frazzled Mommy

 

Dear Baby Jesus and St. Anthony,

Baby Jesus-I know I have already thanked you, but I just thought I would put it in writing.

St. Anthony-You the MAN seriously. When something, is lost you always come through.

Love from Your ChrEaster Catholic,

Me.

grbnik

Dear Nissan Maxima,

Why did you crap out on me so early in to our relationship? Now, I have a car payment again, at a time when I really can't afford one. Did I not give you enough oil changes?  Probably not, as I am bad at car maintenance.  Be happy with your new owner.

 Me

Dear Daycare Provider,
Please get the Hand, Foot and Mouth out of the center soon.  When DD already refuses to eat most anything, including her BM, it will be challenging if she gets mouth sores, as she already has the 102 fever today. 

Thanks,

The person who 'foots' the bill.

Dear DD,

Please eat a little better.  I have written this to you before, but, things are going as well as I hoped they would be, 3 months in to feeding therapy.  I know this is a long haul, but, could ya speed it up just a wee bit?

 Love, 

Your mommy (hope you feel better soon)