That awkward moment when...

Manda-Kay

You fill in the blank!

FB friends post these and I find it hilarious and since I'm wide awake after putting DS down I need to be entertained.

Manda-Kay

That awkward moment when you toot and the dogs and LO aren't around to blame.

That awkward moment when you zone out when someone is taking to you so you smile and nod your head then realize it was something offensive.

Mind aren't funny but I''ll stalk my FB friends for some good ones.

thepretzelchick

I had one the other day. That awkward moment when, while scratching your chin with your shoulder because your hands are occupied, spit up you didn't know about on your sleeve ends up in your ear.

fastcarsandfreedom3319

That awkward moment when you are pushing LO in the stroller and he makes the poop face, followed by the tell tale smell...that you know everyone else in the checkout line can smell too.

jesslinnn

...when you get home from the grocery store and DH tells you you have spit up all down the back of your black shirt.

Since I didnt have a baby with me I wonder what people thought it was.

LeanneOfHonour

Awkward moment when you're sitting on the bus and you zone out... And come out of your zone to realize you're staring at the person standing in front if you's crotch. I hate bus commuting.

jlrschmidt

That awkward moment when you are BFing LO when DH's family is over, you finish, burp him and put him down only to realize your boob is still hanging out.

Yes it happened. Hopefully just the once though. 

lady_tytah

That awkward moment when your baby starts crying, boob is leaking and you realize you forgot to put on breast pads.
That awkward moment when your daughter decides to discuss the difference between her private parts and her brothers....in the front of a busy checkout line....loudly. Yea, got to love 5 yr old curiosity and observations.
That awkward moment when you answer the door pumping oohed boob and its Jehovah witnesses at the door. Oh yea, so holy lol.
That awkward moment when your daughter asks why the lady is making a bottle with powder instead of using the boobs Good gave her....out lloyd in front of her. Another lovely child observation.
I could go on forever lol

kzibble3149

That awkward moment when...

you are sitting in a waiting room full of people and LO decides to let one go, so loud you can hear it over everyone else in the room, and you look up to see them all looking at her in awe.          :-)

She's too much like DH already!

Daniellekrista

Tytah: I am dying.

When you answer the door in your bra because you just got done feeding and you think it's your mom whiles its actually a city workman telling you your water will be off for a bit.