I am not usually an idiot...

bess2626

Hi ladies,

I have been on before but I am ususally just a stalker.

I thought this would bring a laugh to a couple of people though.

I am a mom of a two yr old and now a two month old and  I pump at work.

Today I wore my sports bra....

What was I thinking !!! There is nothing for me to hook my pump to!!!

Sitting here hoping not to have breastmilk spill on my pants....

 

MammaBear81

At least you brought your pump!  There were more than a few occasions that I left my pump at home.... man my boobs hated me those days!

EMOmamma

I wore a dress yesterday.  I was so excited that it fit and looked good I didn't even think.  Yep, had to take the whole thing off to pump, all 4 times. 

Torani

I've done the hairtie trick thing from kellymom but just connected a bunch of them around the back of my neck, like a halter.  It works! 

jiffy-pop

You should have just cut holes in them, then it would be like wearing one of those expensive pumping bras! Ha!

DCMerged

EMO-mamma:

I wore a dress yesterday.  I was so excited that it fit and looked good I didn't even think.  Yep, had to take the whole thing off to pump, all 4 times. 

 

I bought this really cute dress for my first day back to work. Then I also realized I would have to take it off to pump. Doh!