I think I forgot to rinse the conditioner out of my hair this morning.

FezzesAreCool

I'm too lazy to fix it.  I'm not going anywhere today.  F'uck it.

I also made too many loaves of banana bread over the last couple of days.  We are up to our ears in banana bread.

I made ham with raisin sauce the other day.  It was ah-may-zing.

What crawled up TobleroneBar's butt and died?  DAYUM.

KC's response to my fatties thread was not surprising at all.

Doctor Who still kicks ass.

The West Wing is the perfect antidote to the phuckery of the 2012 election cycle. 

Antidote is a funny word.  Like Turd Ferguson and barrette. 

Seriously, though.  Banana bread is the schizznit. 

 

 

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Mmmm.  And hai.

FezzesAreCool

Look at twat's 100+ response post, Ella. 

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EllaHella:

What's this about Toblerone.  I have no idea what you ladies are referencing. 

 

::pouts::

Tobleronebatshit is a crazyassbitch.  (She was on my BMB, so I know of which I speak.)  She's overreacting & s'hit on Twats about reasonable concerns for her kiddo. 

FezzesAreCool

HilarityEnsued:

As far as the conditioner... it's totally fine.  Leave-in conditioner... it will give you some extra hair repair.

Secondly... I'm guessing your banana bread doesn't contain nuts?  That would be a tragedy.  Did you make any with chocolate chips?

No, I don't put nuts in my banana bread.  DH doesn't like nuts.  (LOLOLOLOLOL)

No chocolate chips, either. 

Just plain banana bread with a shitton of butter = perfection 

FezzesAreCool

I also feel super lame that the most exciting part of my day will be updating my Safeway Just4U account with this week's coupons. 

LAME. 

FezzesAreCool

The Raisin sauce was fantastic.

You should watch The West Wing, twats.  You would love it. 

FezzesAreCool

I think disagreeing with Twats and Ella means I've been gone too long from the internets.  Apparently being by myself makes me dumber. 

Wine O Mite

I want to learn how to make banana bread, but I really suck at baking.  I don't like measuring.

I don't actually think KC is who she says she is and I think I'm going to a party with Aruiz at the end of October...at least the evite says I am.

I want to make my own sugar scrub and I'm going to try it tonight.  Anyone have any tips?

Also, I just ate a lot of peanut butter, but it was on apple slices, so that's sort of healthy, right? 

 

Wine O Mite

and I have a FB friend named T Urd Ferguson.  Is that weird?

EVA116

I think the raisin sauce sounds good as long as there are no chunks in it.

Don't worry about the conditioner, I have hair down to my butt and I don't think it ever gets all the way out of my hair.

Banana Bread is amazing...you should warm it up and put vanilla ice cream on it...I don't know why I typed all that out, I could ave just said a la mode

I love when you find a word you like...I love the word sizzle.

I don't really know about Tobs or KC, but hey, at least they livened up the board for a minute.

I don't even know what channel the West Wing is on.

Wine O Mite

Pfft:

Wine O Mite:

I want to learn how to make banana bread, but I really suck at baking.  I don't like measuring.

I don't actually think KC is who she says she is and I think I'm going to a party with Aruiz at the end of October...at least the evite says I am.

I want to make my own sugar scrub and I'm going to try it tonight.  Anyone have any tips?

Also, I just ate a lot of peanut butter, but it was on apple slices, so that's sort of healthy, right? 

 

Sugar scrub? I just do 3 tbsp brown sugar or raw sugar and 1/2 cup olive oil. I think those are the measurements.

Thanks!  I'll try that tonight.

My skin is all sensitive and crazy.  I need to use something more natural.

I've been using homemade deodorant for 3 months now and love it. 

KJmashup

Pfft:

Between KC, Toblerone, and Aruiz, my blood has been boiling (well, simmering) all day.

Same. I've had to take a step back because I otherwise have no self-control. 

JerkStore213

I feel like raisin sauce is a made up thing. A gross made up thing.

Wine O Mite

And Twats, raisins are underrated.  I really like them on certain things.

For instance, I made a spaghetti squash with moroccan seasonings and while it was good, it needed something.  So I added raisins for sweetness and texture and I pan fried some garbanzo beans for additional texture.

It was delicious.

Don't hate. 

TunaTown

FezzesAreCool:

HilarityEnsued:

As far as the conditioner... it's totally fine.  Leave-in conditioner... it will give you some extra hair repair.

Secondly... I'm guessing your banana bread doesn't contain nuts?  That would be a tragedy.  Did you make any with chocolate chips?

No, I don't put nuts in my banana bread.  DH doesn't like nuts.  (LOLOLOLOLOL)

No chocolate chips, either. 

Just plain banana bread with a shitton of butter = perfection 

**clutches pearls**

Wine O Mite

I don't want to make a whole new thread for this, but I'm having a sad day.  

I just found out my sister, BIL, niece and nephew are moving to Orlando.  I don't even live near them now (I'm in Chicago, they are in Columbus, OH), but it was always a easy flight or a 6 hour car ride and we'd visit a handful of times per year and they would come out to visit us.

Now I feel like I'll never see them and I already feel like I don't see my niece and nephew enough.  And since my parents divorce (15 years ago), my sister and I've always tried our very best to hang out on holidays together to keep that sense of normalcy in our lives and it's going to be hard to do that now.

I'm so happy for them, but I'm so sad at the same time. 

Blah. 

kcisthebombdotcom

FezzesAreCool:

HilarityEnsued:

As far as the conditioner... it's totally fine.  Leave-in conditioner... it will give you some extra hair repair.

Secondly... I'm guessing your banana bread doesn't contain nuts?  That would be a tragedy.  Did you make any with chocolate chips?

No, I don't put nuts in my banana bread.  DH doesn't like nuts.  (LOLOLOLOLOL)

No chocolate chips, either. 

Just plain banana bread with a shitton of butter = perfection 

Just so you know, now that's TWO things you agree with me on. *passes more xanax to fezz*

DH also made banana bread this weekend and I've been living on a diet of it ever since.

kcisthebombdotcom

Wine O Mite:

I want to learn how to make banana bread, but I really suck at baking.  I don't like measuring.

I don't actually think KC is who she says she is and I think I'm going to a party with Aruiz at the end of October...at least the evite says I am.

I want to make my own sugar scrub and I'm going to try it tonight.  Anyone have any tips?

Also, I just ate a lot of peanut butter, but it was on apple slices, so that's sort of healthy, right? 

 

LOL who do you think I am? This could be fun.

Wine O Mite

And my one BFF got engaged on Saturday, my other BFF is having a baby in a week and since I've gotten off of BCP, AF decided to come twice this month.

I'M TRAPPED IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION. 

CoffeeBeen

BostonKisses2:

KJmashup:

Pfft:

Between KC, Toblerone, and Aruiz, my blood has been boiling (well, simmering) all day.

Same. I've had to take a step back because I otherwise have no self-control. 

+2.  Having 1 of the 3 blocked hasn't helped, since I'm still seeing the quotes. 

I feel like I missed something worth missing.  Phew, that was close.

Wine O Mite

HilarityEnsued:

twatley:

Wine O Mite:

I don't want to make a whole new thread for this, but I'm having a sad day.  

Blah. 

Awww, I'm sorry. You should probably move to Atlanta.

+1.  Atlanta is wayyyyyyyyyy closer to Orlando.  Then you can come to our bump GTGs.

That would be amazing. 

Wine O Mite

KC_13:

Wine O Mite:

I want to learn how to make banana bread, but I really suck at baking.  I don't like measuring.

I don't actually think KC is who she says she is and I think I'm going to a party with Aruiz at the end of October...at least the evite says I am.

I want to make my own sugar scrub and I'm going to try it tonight.  Anyone have any tips?

Also, I just ate a lot of peanut butter, but it was on apple slices, so that's sort of healthy, right? 

 

LOL who do you think I am? This could be fun.

I don't mean who as in a specific person.

I mean "who you are" as in I don't think you are this moderately-good-looking-holier-than-thou-sanctimonious-super-person that you make yourself out to be.

 

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BostonKisses2:

sofamonkey:

EllaHella:

What's this about Toblerone.  I have no idea what you ladies are referencing. 

 

::pouts::

Tobleronebatshit is a crazyassbitch.  (She was on my BMB, so I know of which I speak.)  She's overreacting & s'hit on Twats about reasonable concerns for her kiddo. 

Wait, she was on our BMB?  I must've blocked that out or something. 

Yes.  She used to be deadoctober. 

KJmashup

I'm sorry, Wine O Mite.

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HilarityEnsued:

sofamonkey:

Yes.  She used to be deadoctober. 

Hopefully your BMB wasn't October.

Bahaha.  No.  Dec2010 - best BMB EVAR!!!!

Wine O Mite

KJmashup:

I'm sorry, Wine O Mite.

Thanks KJ and BK.

I feel like such a whiney (or winey...ha) person about this.  But it actually just hit me today when she said, "P accepted the position."

The one really good thing is that H's brother moved down to Clearwater in March, so he's only 2 hours from my sister.  So then we can fly down and visit both at the same time! 

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Wine O Mite:

KJmashup:

I'm sorry, Wine O Mite.

Thanks KJ and BK.

I feel like such a whiney (or winey...ha) person about this.  But it actually just hit me today when she said, "P accepted the position."

The one really good thing is that H's brother moved down to Clearwater in March, so he's only 2 hours from my sister.  So then we can fly down and visit both at the same time! 

Well, that's a nice upside!!  I'm sorry.  I hate when things change & not for the better.  It's OK to Wine.    We lurves ya anyways.  ::gives Wine O a big-titty hug::

kcisthebombdotcom

Wine O Mite:

KC_13:

Wine O Mite:

I want to learn how to make banana bread, but I really suck at baking.  I don't like measuring.

I don't actually think KC is who she says she is and I think I'm going to a party with Aruiz at the end of October...at least the evite says I am.

I want to make my own sugar scrub and I'm going to try it tonight.  Anyone have any tips?

Also, I just ate a lot of peanut butter, but it was on apple slices, so that's sort of healthy, right? 

 

LOL who do you think I am? This could be fun.

I don't mean who as in a specific person.

I mean "who you are" as in I don't think you are this moderately-good-looking-holier-than-thou-sanctimonious-super-person that you make yourself out to be.

 

I always LOL so hard when people say I try to make myself out to be some super person. Dude, you b!tches some have low standards. haha. If I was going to try to create this persona, I would definitely be richer/a bikini model.

IUIBaby

Why do you not give us the leftover banana bread?!

LoveBeingAWife33008

send me bread.

Manateearmz

Banana bread without chocolate chips or nuts?!?! That's just fluckings crazy.

Wineo I'm sorry you've got the sads. I have no funny gifs or stories today. The best I've got is I have the poops and a wicked case of fire butt. You should laugh at my pain.

PS when I was little I thought a dead spider was a raisin so I ate it. Needless to say raisins are never ok with me.