I can't wait until naptime

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3am - 6am : non stop fussing & cluster feeding (makes for one tired mama)

7am - Wyatt wakes up for the day (are you serious? whatevs, get up)

7:30am - Breakfast during which Wyatt spills cereal all over the floor (thanks hun, whatever, clean it up)

7:30 - 9am - more cluster feeding (my nipples are going to start bleeding at this rate)

9am - I catch Wyatt in the livingroom pouring his milk from his sippy cup in with his raspberries, spilling half of it all over my carpet (breathe in, breathe out)

10am - guess who's hungry again! (just a minute, love, I just have to start the Lorax for your brother for the second time)

11am - try to coax Wyatt into his halloween costume with chocolate (fail)

11:05am - find Wyatt in the livingroom wiping chocolate hands on the couch (ARE YOU F?CKING KIDDING ME?)

12pm- poopspolosion! (what goes in must come out right?)

12:10pm - M: 'I'M STARVING!' (ugh...)

12:30pm - Wyattt sits next to me and sighs 'Fuuuck me'

Yeah, buddy, I concur.

 

How is everyone else's days going? 

 

 

LeanneOfHonour

Similar but I've only got one! I had to poop and she screamed from her room the whole time. And my vitamins make me constipated and I felt like an awful mum taking forever to poop with my baby screaming. To then hear some banging from outside. What is it? My landlord banging on m door. I forgot to pay rent. Yay. Hubby come home I need a hug.

halvorsonl00

Cam slept all day yesterday, which ment she was up every hour to nurse last night. At about 3 I said f it and left my bewb out so she could just turn and eat when she wanted.

Today I am watching my friends 3 kids, so I have two 4 yr old girls, a 2 1/2 yr old girl, her 4 m old son, and my almost 2 month old.

Nap time was a little scary, trying to get the 3 older ones down, but they are all sleeping and Cami is nursing. I'm loving the silence! 

They should make a movie about your day, it sounds, amusing.  

tammynixx

LO was up until 4am, then I fell asleep after nursing him so he slept in my bed. He woke up at 6:30am, threw up all over, then peed on himself during his diaper change.  He screamed until 8, fell asleep, up at 9:30, cried until 10:30.Finally fell sleep until 1. I had a long night too

Jnmac83

omg, thanks for that. hilarious!

merricksmom

Wow. What a day. Jesus. I thought I had a bad one...which I can't blame on the kids because I'm sick.

3am: Poop noises from the bassinet, diaper change feed...all in zombie mode because I feel like I'm going to pass out with a fever.

3:40 am: Feed me again I'm still up. Fed another 2 oz of formula. Then she's rooting for the boobs so I layed down and let her nurse.

4am: Still up, spit up on the bed next to husband. Cover with the blanket. Fck it. Forcibly swaddle in bassinet and lay down in spit up listening to her grunt herself to sleep.

6:30am: poop noises. No crying, bad sick mother goes back to sleep.

7:00am: wake up go have diarrhea, come back to tired husband changing poop diaper. Stumble downstairs with baby, wake 8 year old for school. This consists of dragging him off the bed by his feet.

7:15am: go upstairs to get clothes for 8yo. Wretch in bathroom sink...husband is asleep again. Eff you.

7:40am: 8yo is sleeping again, drag out of bed and dress.

8am: 8yo is being bitchy and won't eat waffles and sausage. I would LOVE waffles and sausage if I wasn't puking and shitting all day.

8:10am: baby fed and sleeping in swing

8:15am: school bus comes

8:17am: baby is pooping in swing

8:45am: baby back in swing for morning nap

I pass out at this point, thank you baby!

12:15pm: baby wakes from nap, I peel myself off the couch to get her and promptly sht myself.

thepretzelchick

Elijah slept all night, thank goodness. Had to call pedi this morning because what I thought was a bug bite is now a quartersized bump protruding from the back of his head. Got in at 11:30, doc said it might be an infected lymph node, so she prescribed antibiotics and sent us over to hospital to make sure that's what it is. Just finished there, so now waiting on doctor to call us with results of ultrasound. Poor little man is exhausted!

JayandEmm

Growth spurt ended yesterday, after feeding every freaking hour for 3 days straight. He refused to be put down all last week and so far this week, so I've been holding him a lot. He's been sleeping in our bed because of this too. Luckily last night he slept for 5 hours and then again for 4 hours! I REALLY needed that sleep. I'm still waiting for him to get over this clinginess phase though!

babyike

C_mo:

merricksmom:

Wow. What a day. Jesus. I thought I had a bad one...which I can't blame on the kids because I'm sick. 3am: Poop noises from the bassinet, diaper change feed...all in zombie mode because I feel like I'm going to pass out with a fever. 3:40 am: Feed me again I'm still up. Fed another 2 oz of formula. Then she's rooting for the boobs so I layed down and let her nurse. 4am: Still up, spit up on the bed next to husband. Cover with the blanket. Fck it. Forcibly swaddle in bassinet and lay down in spit up listening to her grunt herself to sleep. 6:30am: poop noises. No crying, bad sick mother goes back to sleep. 7:00am: wake up go have diarrhea, come back to tired husband changing poop diaper. Stumble downstairs with baby, wake 8 year old for school. This consists of dragging him off the bed by his feet. 7:15am: go upstairs to get clothes for 8yo. Wretch in bathroom sink...husband is asleep again. Eff you. 7:40am: 8yo is sleeping again, drag out of bed and dress. 8am: 8yo is being bitchy and won't eat waffles and sausage. I would LOVE waffles and sausage if I wasn't puking and shitting all day. 8:10am: baby fed and sleeping in swing 8:15am: school bus comes 8:17am: baby is pooping in swing 8:45am: baby back in swing for morning nap I pass out at this point, thank you baby! 12:15pm: baby wakes from nap, I peel myself off the couch to get her and promptly sht myself.

Omg you poor thing!! I really hope you get feeling better! 

I must have missed this whole thread yesterday.  But I really hope both of you have had better days today!!  Holy eff, you both had shitastic "terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad" days