Let's judge ladies!

michaelaskedlauren

And make it some good ones - Im uber sleepy over here!

michaelaskedlauren

I judge DH (and most men it seems) for taking 45 minutes to take a poop. WTF are they doing in there?! Back when I was on maternity leave I flipped out on DH and told him he wasnt allowed to bring the iPad in there with him since I hadnt even had a moment to effing shower.

bigbear

I obviously don't need to point out again that I judge the $hit out of SIL and ILs LOL

I also judge parents who are all bundled up but their baby is in a onesie and pants and barefoot! Why do you wear pants, a long sleeved shirt, a jacket, sox and shoes?!? Oh yeah, b/c it's cold!!!!

bigbear

michaelaskedlauren:

I judge DH (and most men it seems) for taking 45 minutes to take a poop. WTF are they doing in there?! Back when I was on maternity leave I flipped out on DH and told him he wasnt allowed to bring the iPad in there with him since I hadnt even had a moment to effing shower.

Apparently they take colon helath very seriously LOL

Brit's Luna154

I just plain judge a lot of people.

I judge people who buy cars that are as expensive as their house. For doing so, I judge myself for thinking that it is any of my business.

I judge people who spend ridiculous amounts of time on the toilet but claim that they can't find time to exercise during the day. Your colon isn't the only part of your body that needs to be healthy.

Brit's Luna154

michaelaskedlauren:

I judge DH (and most men it seems) for taking 45 minutes to take a poop. WTF are they doing in there?! Back when I was on maternity leave I flipped out on DH and told him he wasnt allowed to bring the iPad in there with him since I hadnt even had a moment to effing shower.

OGM. This was a hot issue at my house. DH would stroll in after a liesurely day at the office, you know, without a screaming colicky infant, and lock himself in the bathroom to play with a virtual avian slingshot while I tried to rein in the mounting terror produced by an infant at dinner time. It still makes my blood boil just to think about it.

bigbear

Brit's Luna154:

michaelaskedlauren:

I judge DH (and most men it seems) for taking 45 minutes to take a poop. WTF are they doing in there?! Back when I was on maternity leave I flipped out on DH and told him he wasnt allowed to bring the iPad in there with him since I hadnt even had a moment to effing shower.

OGM. This was a hot issue at my house. DH would stroll in after a liesurely day at the office, you know, without a screaming colicky infant, and lock himself in the bathroom to play with a virtual avian slingshot while I tried to rein in the mounting terror produced by an infant at dinner time. It still makes my blood boil just to think about it.

It's safe to say that all men are the same LOL

My H does the same. We come home from work together and he b-lines for the toilet. Half hour later I'm still wrestling with DD, dinner, dog etc. Once dinner is done, he eats 8 suzy Qs (slight exaggaration), and claims he has to work some more. Turn on the laptop as well as the tv and just sits there watching tv. When I say , how about you either work or help out he says.. wait for it.. I have to poop! REALLY. There goes another 25-35 minutes. By this time, Table is cleaned up, dishes put away, load of laundry in the works, DD is in her jammies and in the process of getting her bottle. When he's out he of course has to go back to "work" I mean the Yankees are playing so perfect time to sit there and check an occasional email! So I'm putting DD to sleep (now 40+ minutes process), then I run down to put the stuff in the dryer and start another load. Then back up to DD who's now awake again. And only if I am at my wits end and ready to jump out the window will he go up there to sooth her. (with a big annoyed sigh of course since I"m disturbing his work!)

Brit's Luna154

bigbear:

Brit's Luna154:

michaelaskedlauren:

I judge DH (and most men it seems) for taking 45 minutes to take a poop. WTF are they doing in there?! Back when I was on maternity leave I flipped out on DH and told him he wasnt allowed to bring the iPad in there with him since I hadnt even had a moment to effing shower.

OGM. This was a hot issue at my house. DH would stroll in after a liesurely day at the office, you know, without a screaming colicky infant, and lock himself in the bathroom to play with a virtual avian slingshot while I tried to rein in the mounting terror produced by an infant at dinner time. It still makes my blood boil just to think about it.

It's safe to say that all men are the same LOL

My H does the same. We come home from work together and he b-lines for the toilet. Half hour later I'm still wrestling with DD, dinner, dog etc. Once dinner is done, he eats 8 suzy Qs (slight exaggaration), and claims he has to work some more. Turn on the laptop as well as the tv and just sits there watching tv. When I say , how about you either work or help out he says.. wait for it.. I have to poop! REALLY. There goes another 25-35 minutes. By this time, Table is cleaned up, dishes put away, load of laundry in the works, DD is in her jammies and in the process of getting her bottle. When he's out he of course has to go back to "work" I mean the Yankees are playing so perfect time to sit there and check an occasional email! So I'm putting DD to sleep (now 40+ minutes process), then I run down to put the stuff in the dryer and start another load. Then back up to DD who's now awake again. And only if I am at my wits end and ready to jump out the window will he go up there to sooth her. (with a big annoyed sigh of course since I"m disturbing his work!)

So we're married to the same man.

H's perpetual get out of jail free card is:
'I can't, I have to poop.'
'But you were just in there an hour ago.'
'My stomach is really messed up today.'
'Maybe if you didn't eat half a bottle of Sriracha with each meal...?'
'I like it, that's not the problem.'
::facepalm::

 

bigbear

Brit's Luna154:

bigbear:

Brit's Luna154:

michaelaskedlauren:

I judge DH (and most men it seems) for taking 45 minutes to take a poop. WTF are they doing in there?! Back when I was on maternity leave I flipped out on DH and told him he wasnt allowed to bring the iPad in there with him since I hadnt even had a moment to effing shower.

OGM. This was a hot issue at my house. DH would stroll in after a liesurely day at the office, you know, without a screaming colicky infant, and lock himself in the bathroom to play with a virtual avian slingshot while I tried to rein in the mounting terror produced by an infant at dinner time. It still makes my blood boil just to think about it.

It's safe to say that all men are the same LOL

My H does the same. We come home from work together and he b-lines for the toilet. Half hour later I'm still wrestling with DD, dinner, dog etc. Once dinner is done, he eats 8 suzy Qs (slight exaggaration), and claims he has to work some more. Turn on the laptop as well as the tv and just sits there watching tv. When I say , how about you either work or help out he says.. wait for it.. I have to poop! REALLY. There goes another 25-35 minutes. By this time, Table is cleaned up, dishes put away, load of laundry in the works, DD is in her jammies and in the process of getting her bottle. When he's out he of course has to go back to "work" I mean the Yankees are playing so perfect time to sit there and check an occasional email! So I'm putting DD to sleep (now 40+ minutes process), then I run down to put the stuff in the dryer and start another load. Then back up to DD who's now awake again. And only if I am at my wits end and ready to jump out the window will he go up there to sooth her. (with a big annoyed sigh of course since I"m disturbing his work!)

So we're married to the same man.

H's perpetual get out of jail free card is:
'I can't, I have to poop.'
'But you were just in there an hour ago.'
'My stomach is really messed up today.'
'Maybe if you didn't eat half a bottle of Sriracha with each meal...?'
'I like it, that's not the problem.'
::facepalm::

 

ROTFLMAO! Exactly! It's not the suzy Qs it was the salad I prepared. It goes straigt through him!

aboynamedbarry

Brit's Luna154:

I just plain judge a lot of people.

I judge people who buy cars that are as expensive as their house. For doing so, I judge myself for thinking that it is any of my business.

I judge people who spend ridiculous amounts of time on the toilet but claim that they can't find time to exercise during the day. Your colon isn't the only part of your body that needs to be healthy.

  I do this all the time. like seriously, i always feel bad, but I don't stop!

 and on the toilet topic, it's freaking true! mine usually goes after dinner which is a fairly convenient time, but it's like 20 minutes!!! What the heck takes so long to get out??? It takes me a MAX of 2 minutes EVER.

bigbear

LibraryChica:

I didn't know how lucky I was to have a DH who spends a reasonable time on the toilet.

I judge people who order a giant burger, fries and a diet coke. I can get behind the occaisional calorie splurge, but that level of self-delusion is silly.

hahah, yup, I agree! I "love" people who supersize their McD meal with a gigantic DIET coke. That makes it aaaalll better

sanbry

  "What the heck takes so long to get out??? It takes me a MAX of 2 minutes EVER. "

Seriously. Mine camps out with his iPhone and checks NFL stats and plays friggin chess in there! Me? I'm in and out in less than 2 usually. I don't have time, or even want to hang out on the toilet. 

namara5532

In defense of diet coke, it has a different taste than regular that I and my family prefer.  DH thinks we're nuts that we prefer diet.  I'm under no delusions about it not being bad for you.  It's just as unhealthy an indulgance as regular coke.

Perhaps there's some secret society men access while on the toilet.  Only explanation I can come up with.  If mine doesn't come out within 2 minutes, I call t quits and try again later.  No need to strain myself for half an hour when I'm obviously not ready to poop yet

meg_2006

I judge my ILs for owning a hot tub and a Miata convertible yet they can't afford to help us (or any of their other kids really) if we're in a pinch.  They about have a heart attack if they're in visiting and we mention going out to eat.  

We're also moving for a second time and somehow they've managed to completely squirm out of helping us in any form with both moves. 

rnkrs10

I usually just lurk but I have to get this off my chest. I totally judge  people I know that have no JOB, however every time I turn around they are taking trips to New York City, Atlanta and are at the baseball game. You don't have enough money to pay your bills, however you can go out of town and go to the baseball game?

js13524

LMAO!! This is my favorite judge ever! DH is just the same. Not only does he tie up the bathroom for 20 minutes but after he's done he tells us not to go in there for a while. Nice! I, also, judge DH because I swear he's a hypochondriac. He's always complaining about something. He can feel a cold coming on, his back/shoulder/arms/neck is sore, he's nauseous, he has motion sickness, his head hurts. LOL! I don't think he goes a day without complaining about something. The biggest thing is saying he's nauseous! He says he can't drink water while eating dinner because it makes him nauseous. he can't eat pancakes or cereal because they make him nauseous. He can't eat too many different foods in one meal because that would make him nauseous! Etc, Etc, Etc! I've pretty much learned to let it go in one ear and out the other!...Did I mention grape kool-aid makes him naseous, too?!

bigbear

js13524:

LMAO!! This is my favorite judge ever! DH is just the same. Not only does he tie up the bathroom for 20 minutes but after he's done he tells us not to go in there for a while. Nice! I, also, judge DH because I swear he's a hypochondriac. He's always complaining about something. He can feel a cold coming on, his back/shoulder/arms/neck is sore, he's nauseous, he has motion sickness, his head hurts. LOL! I don't think he goes a day without complaining about something. The biggest thing is saying he's nauseous! He says he can't drink water while eating dinner because it makes him nauseous. he can't eat pancakes or cereal because they make him nauseous. He can't eat too many different foods in one meal because that would make him nauseous! Etc, Etc, Etc! I've pretty much learned to let it go in one ear and out the other!...Did I mention grape kool-aid makes him naseous, too?!

UHM this is my husband EXACTLY! there is seriously someting wrong EVERY day. It's very annoying!

lovemylife707

AGREED!

I heard on the radio about a lady who couldn't pay for her child's food or daycare, but bought the iPhone... umm, priorities? These people should NOT be parents.

brideinsummer04

All these toilet stories made me laugh and feel better that my DH is not the only one. He will spend 20 min on the toilet with his laptop in there which I think is so gross.

I also judge my father-in-law for making rude comments about about our parenting choices. I could write a whole book but just one example is he's anti-breastfeeding.