Really bad nicknames

lovebug33

I am curious what are the worst nicknames you have heard somebody call their child. My friend refers to her five yo as big poop and her 18 month old as little poop.

queenbone

We have acquaintances who named their first daughter Isabelle and call her Belle a lot.  Their younger daughter they NN'd The Beast.

Nothing like promoting sibling rivalry from birth I guess.

MeghanTTC1

My nephew is Braeson. They call him Brace.

 

BlueRidge8

Of one of several Harper's at DD's daycare I overheard a teacher call her Harpy.

trish3905

A second daughter who was nicknamed "son."

It was always said endearingly/jokingly, and she grew up into a confident, athletic, feminine girl.  So, no long term psychological damage

MrsAery-to-be

I helped a girl plan her wedding who was given the nn Bunny. Everyone in the family had nns, dad was Big Papa! Friends and family referred to them by their nns exclusively. It was so weird to work with!

526SadieSadie

I overheard a woman calling her son "Coopie" while she was trying to encourage him to pee like a big boy...outside...in front of a plate glass window.  I assume his name was Cooper and I hope none of his classmates hear his mom call him that when he gets older.

A little boy we met on our cruise was named Gabriel and his Dad was calling him Gabers - ick.

WenchHeart

A friend of my SIL calls her son Junie (he's a junior) I guess it could be worse, but the kid is like 8 and it's so cutesie and girly.

gutsymama

My great uncle has consistently called his grandson "peckerhead" for most of his life, since he was a really small child (he's in high school now). 

aeh72

mimi4347:

My great uncle has consistently called his grandson "peckerhead" for most of his life, since he was a really small child (he's in high school now). 

This just gave me the laugh I needed this afternoon! That poor kid!

gutsymama

aeh72:

mimi4347:

My great uncle has consistently called his grandson "peckerhead" for most of his life, since he was a really small child (he's in high school now). 

This just gave me the laugh I needed this afternoon! That poor kid!

Don't feel too bad for him - he's earned it  

markhamgurl

MrsAery-to-be:

I helped a girl plan her wedding who was given the nn Bunny. Everyone in the family had nns, dad was Big Papa! Friends and family referred to them by their nns exclusively. It was so weird to work with!

This is sounding eerily like the family of that new reality TV show Honey Boo Boo ...  any possible relation there?!

aeh72

mimi4347:

aeh72:

mimi4347:

My great uncle has consistently called his grandson "peckerhead" for most of his life, since he was a really small child (he's in high school now). 

This just gave me the laugh I needed this afternoon! That poor kid!

Don't feel too bad for him - he's earned it  

Ha ha!!

joyfullyfound

Pooky wooky. *gag*

saham07

markhamgurl:

MrsAery-to-be:

I helped a girl plan her wedding who was given the nn Bunny. Everyone in the family had nns, dad was Big Papa! Friends and family referred to them by their nns exclusively. It was so weird to work with!

This is sounding eerily like the family of that new reality TV show Honey Boo Boo ...  any possible relation there?!

This was my EXACT thought!

Sugar Bear, Punkin,Smoochie,Chubbs and Honey BooBoo child

JLGY

A friend calls her daughter Tooters, cause she has lots of gas. Yup.

saham07

I went to High school with a guy named Rex..........his nn (his whole life) was Oral!

Can never get on board with the name Rex because of it!

persephonerose

JLGY:

A friend calls her daughter Tooters, cause she has lots of gas. Yup.

Poor kid. My mom called me Pooter for the same reason. 

MrsTBird

I know a kid who's about 10 years old now whose parents nn'ed him Pooper. To this day I have no idea what his real name is.

Edited for autocorrect issues 

Ladymouse

My dad kept trying to get my brother to name his son Cooter.  When they announced his name was Carter, I was kind of nervous my dad (willfully ignorant of the normal association with the word) would persist in calling him Cooter.  Thankfully, Carter has remained Carter.

beckymonster

Sil calls kids stink stink.

sadie8900

When my mom was little, her mother, who spoke french (but not to the kids for whatever reason, so my mom didn't really understand any of it) had a nickname for mom that mom always thought was a term of endearment, but it turned out to mean turnup head, hahaha