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madamsmurfette

Years ago my boss at the time had an administrative assistant who was a complete idiot. She sent an email to our entire office location (about 300 people) detailing festivities for "senko dimino." She meant Cinco de Mayo but was too stupid to ask someone how it was spelled or even google it.

 

madamsmurfette

Same chick sat by me for a while. A fellow co-worker that sat near us was coughing really horribly, sounded like a lung was about to plop on his desk. She sent me an email that said, "that's grouse." I can only assume she meant gross. Most disturbing part of that story is her last name was Gross.