Twatwaffle Tuesday!!!

CandaceLeigh

I'm off to see a doctor about a baby, but before I go...

Can I please nominate our in home security service for calling at 12:30 last night to tell us the batteries in our smoke detectors appear to be low???  You may only wake me up in case of an emergency!!!  That could totally have waited until this morning because they're not even low. It's a short in their reporting system!  Grrr.

What about y'all?

credcat7

My roomie who is working out of town this week, which means he has to leave at 5 am (or there about.)

He's decided to ride the harley to work for this week

The garage is next to my room

He warms up the bike in the garage

for 10 minutes

its an old house with plaster walls

shutupanddance07

I nominate whoever else is on call for DH's job last night. He's the on call guy for his team this week, and they called him three times about the same issue that didn't even have anything to do with his team's job. It was just that the on call guy for the correct group didn't know how to fix it. They interrupted our dinner, then our evening while DH fixed the problem, and then in the middle of the night. This was the first night I would have slept through in WEEKS, and I did not appreciate being awakened due to someone else's ineptitude! It was the only time all night I woke up, and I'm so tired today I just want to take a nap...

SLHurst11

I nominate animal crackers.  For giving me that annoying, syrupy spit in the back of my throat that I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO CLEAR!

Side note:  every time I read "twatwaffle", I think of a similar-intentioned term that I've been using recently: snatch basket.  I'm not sure where I got that from, or if I made it up, but I've been (internally) insulting people with "snatch basket" for a couple weeks now.  Hmm...

QuintonsMummah

I will also nominate myself...I obviously live under a rock and just now heard that Neil Alden Armstrong died this past Saturday

ironmom5

I nominate the guest who just called down to the front desk (I took the call because Chronic B*tch Face was too busy complaining about her days off) to ask, I shiit you not, if New York City will be open today.  Because it's supposed to thunder storm later.

I don't know if I want to live on this planet anymore.

credcat7

I also nominate ME

For getting dressed int eh dark and grabbing a shirt that just doesn't cover the belly anymore ... looking a hot mess at work with a random sweater I had in the car trying to cover the belly and hair everywhere....good thing I am only working 1/2 day

BarooGirl

I nominate myself -because I am still thinking of who to put on my "*** list" for the day

I woke up this morning to an empty bed.

DH was asleep in the recliner in the living room (not sure why he wasnt in the spare room).

Alarm goes off, DH comes back in. I ask why he slept out there...

Apparently "Pregnant Christy" snores quite often.

StaceySMC13

I nominate my blood sugar level since I just found out I failed the 1 hour GD test on Saturday.

 And 2nd nomination goes to all of my clients that sent their tax information in late this year and made my 9/15 extended due date a cluster.  

ThePolishHammer

H

For clogging up the toilet this morning and leaving it for me to deal with.

Bleeech 

LittleLocks

I nominate my father! Long story short (as possible!) my fathers whole side of the family lives across the country and I hadn't seen them in a very long time so DH and I take a trip. It was supposed to be a surprise to my grandmother so my father was the only one who knew I was coming. He was supposed to tell everyone (except my grandmother) and arrange some sort of get-together. Also, make up something... anything.. to keep my grandmother available. He never bothers, of course. I should have known better.
Nobody was around because nobody knew I was coming! I literally saw my grandmother for 1 day. She was gone away until the day before we left!! He knew this! I was not happy!! Then he decides it'll be fun to fight with me the whole time, compare me to my mother while bad mouthing her, talk shht about my whole mothers side, etc!!! AND threaten to call the cops on me TWICE for walking away from him (WTF?) He completely ruined our whole trip!! But that's not even what makes him a twatwaffle!
So we haven't talked since. I've said happy birthday, merry christmas, all that over facebook.. but that's it. (I would have called but he's never in the same place for long enough to keep a number!!) He's made no effort at all to contact me even to say think you.. let alone happy bday or whatever back!
The other day he sends me a nasty message about how selfish I am and how I never have time for him (keep in mind that he was never around while I was growing up.. not the other way around. I waited for him.. a lot! No show! ANYWAYYY) in all the messages he sent to me, not once did I hear that he was happy that I was having this baby.. not a single congrats.. nothing! Yet I'm selfish and don't have time for him?? UGH! What an F'ING TWATWAFFLE!!!
(Me and this baby are clearly better off without him in our lives!! lol I'm not at all bothered by his behaviour.. I expect it! BUT that doesn't make him any less of a twatwaffle! lol)

ironmom5

SmileyGirl18:

ironmom5:

I nominate the guest who just called down to the front desk (I took the call because Chronic B*tch Face was too busy complaining about her days off) to ask, I shiit you not, if New York City will be open today.  Because it's supposed to thunder storm later.

I don't know if I want to live on this planet anymore.

Thank you for this!  It just made my day.  I worked at Disneyland all through college and my favorite question was "how can I see the fireworks?"  Um... look up in the sky?

Um, hi, ma'am?  What time is the two o'clock parade?

When I started working at WDW, I thought that question was an urban legend.  After my six-month internship, I had gotten it myself at least a dozen times.

LovinLife0710

I also nominate my blood sugar levels. I was craving a brownie SO BAD yesterday, so I measured out my pasta (1 cup as per the label) and had 1 slice of garlic toast and that should have been just under my carb allotment so I could have a delicious, warm, ooey gooey brownie with a tall glass of milk. I was still hungry after I ate dinner and it felt like forever for the 2 hours to pass so I could check my blood sugar. Well I checked my blood sugar and it was 4 points over where it's supposed to be. SERIOUSLY?!!?!?!!?!?!!?!? DH told me I could still eat the brownie because I have been doing well so far. So I ate 2 of them. AND I FREAKING SCARFED THEM DOWN LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS!!!!!!!! No regrets

zarahelise

i nominate my mother in law. she is pure evil! we had a good relationship up until i got pregnant and my husband decided to join the navy to help better support us.                                                                                                                                                            She has gone off on me the last few days, saying some really hurtful mean things. She blames me for my husband leaving today for boot camp and leaving her. He's 27 and she treats him like he is still her little baby.                                                           I really hate this lady and she is now hurting her relationship with her son. We both cant wait to get away from her! I so dont need this stress! Ugh, that is all....... 

zarahelise

QuintonsMummah:

I will also nominate myself...I obviously live under a rock and just now heard that Neil Alden Armstrong died this past Saturday

Dont feel too bad, my husband thought that he died years ago. He told me this awhile ago and i believed him. I had fun showing him the article that he actually died recently not 20 years ago.  

LovinLife0710

zarahelise:

QuintonsMummah:

I will also nominate myself...I obviously live under a rock and just now heard that Neil Alden Armstrong died this past Saturday

Dont feel too bad, my husband thought that he died years ago. He told me this awhile ago and i believed him. I had fun showing him the article that he actually died recently not 20 years ago.  

Just to add to this, My mom told me he died years ago as well, so when he was at Purdue for a visit while I was still in college (he is a Purdue Alum if you didn't know) I was like, HE'S ALIVE?! IT'S A MIRACLE! I made my mom apologize because I felt so stupid lol. Purdue gave him an absolutely lovely memorial today too. Very touching.

joliebebe

guyyzz n guurllz .. i nomnate bullies that liek yell at me & stuff 4 postin liek this!!!!!111 i cn post wut i want 2 n how!!! u dnt no me, bishes. i luv puttin ?'s nstead of typin the werd cuz its soooooo kewl and kewt.

Ahem. I think you get my point.