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Stupid problem helpline

If there was such a thing, what would your problem be?
Wendy Twins 1/27/06. DS and DD

Re: Stupid problem helpline

  • My Pinot noir is too dry
    Wendy Twins 1/27/06. DS and DD
  • Too dry!?
    No way! Gimme a sip!

    Mine would be "I need an IPA with 20 calories per 12 ounces".
    Or "I need a farking maid. Send one ASAP".
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  • I ate my snickers bar too fast.
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  • I have to go pee but the bathroom is too far away from the couch.
  • imageShellShockedMama:
    I ate my snickers bar too fast.

    Was it an ice cream snickers? I could eat a box of those in 5 minutes.

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  • imageKlondikeBar:

    imageShellShockedMama:
    I ate my snickers bar too fast.

    Was it an ice cream snickers? I could eat a box of those in 5 minutes.

    No,but now I totally want one. Mmmmm.  

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  • I'm sick and ran out of puffs plus lotion tissues and I'm using toilet paper now..ouch :(    And the school fundraiser cookie dough I bought and am eating raw is not very good. 
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  • DS'S is sleeping and my glasss are in his room... And he's a light sleeper so I can't get them.
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  • imageRachieTK:
    DS'S is sleeping and my glasss are in his room... And he's a light sleeper so I can't get them.

    I've had this happen before and that's a real problem lol.  Especially if you're blind like me! 

  • I do not have an orange to go with my Blue Moon. I also haven't had dinner and am drinking a 22oz beer. Whoops 

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  • I want a cupcake and I have a mix, but I'm out of eggs or motivation to make cupcakes.
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  • imagequidditchcapn1120:

    imageRachieTK:
    DS'S is sleeping and my glasss are in his room... And he's a light sleeper so I can't get them.

    I've had this happen before and that's a real problem lol.  Especially if you're blind like me! 

     

    Im not that that blind, but I can't watch tv in bed without them- that was the real issue! 

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