Sex post: Congrats to LILBIT (Re: TMI Tuesday)

terri_doula2010

First of, I gotta say after all the buildup yesterday I'm rather disappointed in your TMI Tuesday contribution.

Second, congrats on accidentally doing something that I had to read tutorials and *teach* myself how to do. (Yes, there are tutorials on how to squirt)

We almost always do it on top of a towel now. It doesn't happen often, but when it does, it is just the best thing ever. My H is pretty good at doing it on purpose with his fingers but I can't often handle his fingers without lots of pain.

I hope you get over your embarrassment, it happens more, and you enjoy it.

BillyMollyEmmy

Um, excuse me what? You can LEARN to squirt??? I need more of this wisdom!! I thought it was like the Holy Grail of sex.

terri_doula2010

So this was years ago and now googling brings up lots and lots of porn, so this is the new version of the tutorial I used.

https://www.babeland.com/sexinfo/howto/female-ejaculate

Obviously don't click on that at work. It is a toy shop.

Also: don't judge. And if you do, I don't care. It is amazing.

BillyMollyEmmy

Oh, I am totally not judging. I think it's fascinating and wish I could do it, too! haha.

My friend never even experienced an orgasm until she met her husband and then suddenly she's having orgasms AND squirting. 

WHAT IS THIS VOODO MAGIC!!! :P

terri_doula2010

ETA: This was written specifically to BillyMollySomeoneElse (bad memory)

You should seriously try it. It took me a while to get over the embarrassment of some aspects, but it was so worth it. I essentially taught myself first, then once my body know how to do it, I taught DH. He was a big fan of the process.

Granted, right now I can hardly take care of myself at all thanks to the ginormous belly, so maybe this would be a good thing for after you recover from childbirth...a gift to yourself, if you will.

 

Demedoll

I agree it is wonderful and well worth the numerous times you will fail practicing until you get it. My DH gets such a kick out of it. I don't think it is anything to be embarrassed about or to judge- it is fun and feels good, why not add something like that to your sex life?

BostonDble

I have learned SO MUCH on my first day on the Bump, first thank you ladies for being so nice and letting me join. Thanks to Lilbit for teaching me the ropes and sending me the great grammar tools. 

However I never thought I would get a tutorial on squirting and puffy girly parts love this board already!!

Thanks again ladies 

terri_doula2010

BostonDble:

I have learned SO MUCH on my first day on the Bump, first thank you ladies for being so nice and letting me join. Thanks to Lilbit for teaching me the ropes and sending me the great grammar tools. 

However I never thought I would get a tutorial on squirting and puffy girly parts love this board already!!

Thanks again ladies 

Ha yeah we're a varied bunch. You really just never know what you'll see.

GeorgiaYankee

BillyMollyEmmy:

Um, excuse me what? You can LEARN to squirt??? I need more of this wisdom!! I thought it was like the Holy Grail of sex.

Ditto. I had no idea this was a learnable skill.

yusi196

MrsSparklebottom:

Best.Call-out.Post.Ever.

 

1000% AGREE 

tinyhumantoe

Hmmmmmmm I'll check out the link.  I never have with my husband, but an ex could make it happen every single time.  You would think I would know how to make it happen!

terri_doula2010

It does. It is a different type of orgasm. Pretty earth-shattering for me.

LILBIT1221

sorry I disappointed you. I think for me it was because I didn't know it was coming. (No pun intended) Squirting has always seemed so Taboo so I had no idea how it would be taken on the board.

I will also be checking out the link when I get home so that I can learn to do it on command. ha-ha

 

LILBIT1221

*Also, LMAO at how many views this post got! That's even MORE embarrassing than the admission itself.

terri_doula2010

LOL I hope I didn't embarrass you with this post. I just read the TMI post so late I figured any response I made would get buried together.

Plus? Everyone needs to know it is an option! Squirting for everyone!!

LILBIT1221

terri_doula2010:

LOL I hope I didn't embarrass you with this post. I just read the TMI post so late I figured any response I made would get buried together.

Plus? Everyone needs to know it is an option! Squirting for everyone!!

I may or may not have went to your link on my break. ha-ha

I WILL be practicing this. I am sad at the thought that it may not happen after I have the baby. All my junk is so different down there right now.

terri_doula2010

Even if pregnancy is how you figure out how to do it, I don't think that is the only way you can. You just need practice. Your poor H.