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Fill in the blank: __________ should be illegal

Sometimes I think stupidity should be illegal, but then I realize that depending on the week I'd be arrested a ton.
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  • imagesofamonkey:
    Sometimes I think stupidity should be illegal, but then I realize that depending on the week I'd be arrested a ton.

    Right now, Spoiling the Olympics should be illegal. 

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  • Owning snakes as pets. Also spiders. Gross.
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  • speedos

    I'm sorry they don't look good on anyone.

    Even the Olympic swimmers would look just as attractive with shorts. (I understand the drag theory associated with competition swimming and swim trunks). 

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    imagesofamonkey:
    Sometimes I think stupidity should be illegal, but then I realize that depending on the week I'd be arrested a ton.

    Right now, Spoiling the Olympics should be illegal. 

    Yes. 

    Also, texting and driving should be illegal everywhere.




  • imageGhostMonkey:

    Your face

     

     

    :)

     

    Burn!
  • imageThePolishHammer:
    Ignorance 
    I thought that was blissful?
  • imageFhSTAR81:
    imageMrsPteranodon:
    Owning snakes as pets. Also spiders. Gross.
    Over the weekend I was at a party and they had a pet squirrel..no lie weirdest thing I have ever seen

    I find this extremely odd. However, I'm not really a pet person anyway. But a squirrel or snake just seem stupid. Like what do you get out of it? Like dogs give companionship and safety. Cats, well, they give you an aloof thing to talk to. But snakes and squirrels. What do people get out of it? Just leave that shizz in the wild 

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  • imageFhSTAR81:
    imageMrsPteranodon:
    Owning snakes as pets. Also spiders. Gross.
    Over the weekend I was at a party and they had a pet squirrel..no lie weirdest thing I have ever seen

     

    My parents used to have a pet raccoon and my grandparents used to have a pet groundhog. I'm pretty sure that both are illegal now.

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  • imageMrsPteranodon:

    imageFhSTAR81:
    imageMrsPteranodon:
    Owning snakes as pets. Also spiders. Gross.
    Over the weekend I was at a party and they had a pet squirrel..no lie weirdest thing I have ever seen

    I find this extremely odd. However, I'm not really a pet person anyway. But a squirrel or snake just seem stupid. Like what do you get out of it? Like dogs give companionship and safety. Cats, well, they give you an aloof thing to talk to. But snakes and squirrels. What do people get out of it? Just leave that shizz in the wild 

     

    All cases of wild animal ownership that I've ever heard of started with an injury or a baby losing its mother. 

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  • imageMama_SAS:

    imageFhSTAR81:
    imageMrsPteranodon:
    Owning snakes as pets. Also spiders. Gross.
    Over the weekend I was at a party and they had a pet squirrel..no lie weirdest thing I have ever seen

     

    My parents used to have a pet raccoon and my grandparents used to have a pet groundhog. I'm pretty sure that both are illegal now.

    I am going to need to know all about this. I'm so jealous. I used to want a pet raccoon terribly.




  • When raccoons get on our porch, mama just chases them off with a broom.
  • smoking!  Esp around children and when you are pregnant.

     

    I almost stopped to punch a pregnant lady in the face the other day b/c she was smoking!  But then I would be the one arrested ha ha

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  • imagesofamonkey:
    imageThePolishHammer:
    Ignorance 
    I thought that was blissful?

    Lol 

    For the offending party, yes. The rest of us....  

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  • imageThePolishHammer:

    imagesofamonkey:
    imageThePolishHammer:
    Ignorance 
    I thought that was blissful?

    Lol 

    For the offending party, yes. The rest of us....  

    Oh, well...mumble mumble.  You & your details.  lol
  • imagesofamonkey:
    When raccoons get on our porch, mama just chases them off with a broom.

    Hahaha I hate that movie! 

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    imageMama_SAS:

    imageFhSTAR81:
    imageMrsPteranodon:
    Owning snakes as pets. Also spiders. Gross.
    Over the weekend I was at a party and they had a pet squirrel..no lie weirdest thing I have ever seen

     

    My parents used to have a pet raccoon and my grandparents used to have a pet groundhog. I'm pretty sure that both are illegal now.

    I am going to need to know all about this. I'm so jealous. I used to want a pet raccoon terribly.

     

    I wish I had a photo available! It was before they were married or had kids and they kept him on a leash and him would sit on my dad's shoulder. They brought him to the bars all the time for a few years. He was in an outdoor shelter/cage at night and other raccoons started bothering him and he started getting mean. Eventually they started letting him go and he stayed away longer and longer and finally didn't return. His name was Herman and his mom was hit by a car when he was approx 4 weeks old (Mom just called while I was typing so I got more details!)

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    Being a mosquito. Send all those motherf?ckers to jail. For lyfe!!!!!!11!1!!11!! 

    Eta: so we can say ***, but not motherf?ckers. Interesting. 

    Eta 2: well, eff. I thought we could say motherf?cker. 

    You can say motherfucking.

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  • imageweberm05:

    smoking!  Esp around children and when you are pregnant.

     

    I almost stopped to punch a pregnant lady in the face the other day b/c she was smoking!  But then I would be the one arrested ha ha

    I HATE when people smoke in their cars with children and I also hate it when pregnant women smoke. I agree with you on those.  

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  • imageMrsPteranodon:
    Owning snakes as pets. Also spiders. Gross.

     

    My brother breeds bothIndifferent.

    I think breeding for certain people (I'm sure this has been mentioned, but I haven't read through all the comments yet.) should be illegal.

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  • imageGhostMonkey:

    Your face

     

     

    :)

     

    But YOUR face should never be illegal, because your face is awesome.

    No I'm not tipsy, why do you ask?

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    imagegisa886:
    Leaving your buggy in random places throughout the parking lot! Hate it. 

    I asked a Publix employee at my local grocery store if they have a cart return and they said just leave it anywhere. I can not walk my cart all of the way back to the store when I have 2 kids w/ me. 

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  • It should be illegal for the work day to begin before 10 a.m. It should also be illegal for lunch breaks to be shorter than 1 hour.

    /gavel

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  • imageAshasaurusRex:
    imageGhostMonkey:

    Your face

     

     

    :)

     

    But YOUR face should never be illegal, because your face is awesome.

    No I'm not tipsy, why do you ask?

    It should be illegal for Ash to get tipsy without me. 

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  • imageManateearmz:
    imageAshasaurusRex:
    imageGhostMonkey:

    Your face

     

     

    :)

     

    But YOUR face should never be illegal, because your face is awesome.

    No I'm not tipsy, why do you ask?

    It should be illegal for Ash to get tipsy without me. 

    Drunkies. 
  • imageUsm123:

    imageFhSTAR81:
    imageMrsPteranodon:
    Owning snakes as pets. Also spiders. Gross.
    Over the weekend I was at a party and they had a pet squirrel..no lie weirdest thing I have ever seen

    My piano teacher growing up had a pet squirrel. It had its own bedroom and would sit on the piano while I played. I was always worried it was going to jump on my face.  

     

    Oh sheesh, my brother also had a pet squirrel named ZipperIndifferent.

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  • imagesofamonkey:
    imageManateearmz:
    imageAshasaurusRex:
    imageGhostMonkey:

    Your face

     

     

    :)

     

    But YOUR face should never be illegal, because your face is awesome.

    No I'm not tipsy, why do you ask?

    It should be illegal for Ash to get tipsy without me. 

    Drunkies. 

    Dudes, I'm trying to live it up before I start TCC next month! (DH has the kids at his parenst while I "clean up after dinner")

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  • imageAshasaurusRex:
    imagesofamonkey:
    imageManateearmz:
    imageAshasaurusRex:
    imageGhostMonkey:

    Your face

     

     

    :)

     

    But YOUR face should never be illegal, because your face is awesome.

    No I'm not tipsy, why do you ask?

    It should be illegal for Ash to get tipsy without me. 

    Drunkies. 

    Dudes, I'm trying to live it up before I start TCC next month! (DH has the kids at his parenst while I "clean up after dinner")

    Shiit, I'm really not that tipsy. I swlearrrrrrrr.

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  • imageAshasaurusRex:
    imageAshasaurusRex:
    imagesofamonkey:
    imageManateearmz:
    imageAshasaurusRex:
    imageGhostMonkey:

    Your face

     

     

    :)

     

    But YOUR face should never be illegal, because your face is awesome.

    No I'm not tipsy, why do you ask?

    It should be illegal for Ash to get tipsy without me. 

    Drunkies. 

    Dudes, I'm trying to live it up before I start TCC next month! (DH has the kids at his parenst while I "clean up after dinner")

    Shiit, I'm really not that tipsy. I swlearrrrrrrr.

    LOLOLOL!!!!!!!
  • Skinny jeans in larger than a size 6 should be illegal. Skinny jeans on guys should be illegal no matter the,size.
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  • picking your nose in the car should be illegal.  Come on people can see you doing it-bleck.
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    imageFhSTAR81:
    imageMrsPteranodon:
    Owning snakes as pets. Also spiders. Gross.
    Over the weekend I was at a party and they had a pet squirrel..no lie weirdest thing I have ever seen

    My piano teacher growing up had a pet squirrel. It had its own bedroom and would sit on the piano while I played. I was always worried it was going to jump on my face.  

    Do you realize that some people eat squirrel?   

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  • imageGhostMonkey:
    imageougrad1:
    imageUsm123:

    imageFhSTAR81:
    imageMrsPteranodon:
    Owning snakes as pets. Also spiders. Gross.
    Over the weekend I was at a party and they had a pet squirrel..no lie weirdest thing I have ever seen

    My piano teacher growing up had a pet squirrel. It had its own bedroom and would sit on the piano while I played. I was always worried it was going to jump on my face.  

    Do you realize that some people eat squirrel?   

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    I know, I know.  There are recipes for squirrel out there on very reputable sites and there are always ratings on them where people have tried them.   

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  • imageUsm123:
    imageougrad1:
    imageGhostMonkey:
    imageougrad1:
    imageUsm123:

    imageFhSTAR81:
    imageMrsPteranodon:
    Owning snakes as pets. Also spiders. Gross.
    Over the weekend I was at a party and they had a pet squirrel..no lie weirdest thing I have ever seen

    My piano teacher growing up had a pet squirrel. It had its own bedroom and would sit on the piano while I played. I was always worried it was going to jump on my face.  

    Do you realize that some people eat squirrel?   

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    I know, I know.  There are recipes for squirrel out there on very reputable sites and there are always ratings on them where people have tried them.   

    My 90 yr old grandmother's favorite meal is friend squirrel brain. We used to play with the dead ones while my grandfather skinned them after hunting.  Welcome to Mississippi, y'all! 

     

    I'm officially scared for life.

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  • Backyard breeders of cats and dogs. 
    I make cute babies.

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