I think I'm going to cheat on my husband

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I keep getting (junk) emails from FucBook.  They say, "We can't make it ANY EASIER to get LAID tonight."

I like guarantees.  lol.  Gosh, I love sorting through junk mail & seeing what some people deems a good idea.

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IrishCoffee7:

sofamonkey:

I keep getting (junk) emails from FucBook.  They say, "We can't make it ANY EASIER to get LAID tonight."

I like guarantees.  lol.  Gosh, I love sorting through junk mail & seeing what some people deems a good idea.

Then you should hang out with KC more.

 

It wouldn't work.  I know that I am capable of making good choices, but I knowingly make poor yet funner choices.  Yeah, I just said funner.

pinkiemo

Wow, it's so great you brough this up!  I was looking through my email and just got an amazing offer from someone in Nigeria!  I is going to be a millionaire!!

Mrs.adambabycakes

That's disgusting! How does that type of website get your email address? Do they steal it? Hack into other sites to get it?

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pinkiemo:

Wow, it's so great you brough this up!  I was looking through my email and just got an amazing offer from someone in Nigeria!  I is going to be a millionaire!!

Since my bringing this up prompted you looking in your junk mail for this, I want my cut!   I will PM you my name, address, SS#, and banking info so you can wire it directly to me! 

IrishEyes0530

Lol, I get those emails in my junk mail too. I have no idea why or how to stop them.

pinkiemo

sofamonkey:

pinkiemo:

Wow, it's so great you brough this up!  I was looking through my email and just got an amazing offer from someone in Nigeria!  I is going to be a millionaire!!

Since my bringing this up prompted you looking in your junk mail for this, I want my cut!   I will PM you my name, address, SS#, and banking info so you can wire it directly to me! 

Don't forget your birthday!  How will I steal... I mean, verify your identity without that? 

insertclevername

Apparently my junk mail thinks I am a guy that suffers from erectile dysfunction and needs to join a dating site.

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Mrs.adambabycakes:

That's disgusting! How does that type of website get your email address? Do they steal it? Hack into other sites to get it?

Mrs.adambabycakes

sofamonkey:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

That's disgusting! How does that type of website get your email address? Do they steal it? Hack into other sites to get it?

Hmmm, I don't follow. Does it have something to do with pudding pops? 

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Mrs.adambabycakes:

sofamonkey:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

That's disgusting! How does that type of website get your email address? Do they steal it? Hack into other sites to get it?

Hmmm, I don't follow. Does it have something to do with pudding pops? 

H-E-L-L-no. (That works if you sing it to the jello song, promise!)

I mean, I cannot tell if you are joking or what chica.  Do you really think that people stealing your info is the only way to get spam?  Bcuz it isn't. 

 

Mrs.adambabycakes

sofamonkey:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

sofamonkey:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

That's disgusting! How does that type of website get your email address? Do they steal it? Hack into other sites to get it?

Hmmm, I don't follow. Does it have something to do with pudding pops? 

H-E-L-L-no. (That works if you sing it to the jello song, promise!)

I mean, I cannot tell if you are joking or what chica.  Do you really think that people stealing your info is the only way to get spam?  Bcuz it isn't. 

 

Oh, it was supposed to be a serious question. I didn't know that was common knowledge. And I don't understand how my post would be read as a joke but, okay.  

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Mrs.adambabycakes:

sofamonkey:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

sofamonkey:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

That's disgusting! How does that type of website get your email address? Do they steal it? Hack into other sites to get it?

Hmmm, I don't follow. Does it have something to do with pudding pops? 

H-E-L-L-no. (That works if you sing it to the jello song, promise!)

I mean, I cannot tell if you are joking or what chica.  Do you really think that people stealing your info is the only way to get spam?  Bcuz it isn't. 

 

Oh, it was supposed to be a serious question. I didn't know that was common knowledge. And I don't understand how my post would be read as a joke but, okay.  

I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not because I thought it was common knowledge that any time you sign up for anything ever, they sell all of your info instantly.  The people that buy it in turn sell it, and use it, and presto - you get spam.  Both of teh email & snail mail variety.  So please, don't click on emails from people you don't know, even if it promises you a Subway gift card.  It's a scam.

Just so you know, I rarely put on my serious pants.  I did it just for you. 

Mrs.adambabycakes

sofamonkey:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

sofamonkey:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

sofamonkey:

Mrs.adambabycakes:

That's disgusting! How does that type of website get your email address? Do they steal it? Hack into other sites to get it?

Hmmm, I don't follow. Does it have something to do with pudding pops? 

H-E-L-L-no. (That works if you sing it to the jello song, promise!)

I mean, I cannot tell if you are joking or what chica.  Do you really think that people stealing your info is the only way to get spam?  Bcuz it isn't. 

 

Oh, it was supposed to be a serious question. I didn't know that was common knowledge. And I don't understand how my post would be read as a joke but, okay.  

I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not because I thought it was common knowledge that any time you sign up for anything ever, they sell all of your info instantly.  The people that buy it in turn sell it, and use it, and presto - you get spam.  Both of teh email & snail mail variety.  So please, don't click on emails from people you don't know, even if it promises you a Subway gift card.  It's a scam.

Just so you know, I rarely put on my serious pants.  I did it just for you. 

Thanks for the rundown. I never click on spam. I guess I never thought that many sites that seem legit would sell to a site like Fucbook but i guess anything is possible. I appreciate your serious pants, sorry you had to put them on for me, lol.