So, I ate an entire can of sliced pineapple tonight, and now my tongue is really sore. Also, the adjustable straps on my shirt thing broke, and now they keep falling off my shoulders. It's really annoying. And one time when we were like, a lot younger, I was all like, "Hey sis, this pack of sour cream smells really weird! You should smell it." At that point, I held it close enough for her to sniff, but then I squeezed it, so it went all up her nose. It was hilarious, but she didn't think so.
I have poison oak on my leg from when we went panning for gold last time. It's finally getting better. I used to never be bothered by it. When I was in 6th grade, I won 2nd place in the 4-H CPA contest with my presentation on poison oak. I felt like an expert.
I really like rice cakes. My favorite are the lightly salted ones. I like them best with soy butter smeared on them. So yummy. Once, I ate an entire jar of soy butter and 2 packages of rice cakes in one day. Then later that week, I did it again. I'm over the stuff now though. Also, when Abigail says 'yummy,' I giggle. It's so adorable. I love her so much! She finally calls me Mama! She said Daddy first, but she used to prefer me over DH, so I was fine with it.
So, I ate an entire can of sliced pineapple tonight, and now my tongue is really sore. Also, the adjustable straps on my shirt thing broke, and now they keep falling off my shoulders. It's really annoying. And one time when we were like, a lot younger, I was all like, "Hey sis, this pack of sour cream smells really weird! You should smell it." At that point, I held it close enough for her to sniff, but then I squeezed it, so it went all up her nose. It was hilarious, but she didn't think so.
I have poison oak on my leg from when we went panning for gold last time. It's finally getting better. I used to never be bothered by it. When I was in 6th grade, I won 2nd place in the 4-H CPA contest with my presentation on poison oak. I felt like an expert.
I really like rice cakes. My favorite are the lightly salted ones. I like them best with soy butter smeared on them. So yummy. Once, I ate an entire jar of soy butter and 2 packages of rice cakes in one day. Then later that week, I did it again. I'm over the stuff now though. Also, when Abigail says 'yummy,' I giggle. It's so adorable. I love her so much! She finally calls me Mama! She said Daddy first, but she used to prefer me over DH, so I was fine with it.
...better? I'd hate to disappoint. P.S. Cat fart in my nostrils right now... blegh.
Time to start feeding your cat unicorn meat. Although, I don't know if glitter in your nostrils would feel much better...
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So, I ate an entire can of sliced pineapple tonight, and now my tongue is really sore. Also, the adjustable straps on my shirt thing broke, and now they keep falling off my shoulders. It's really annoying. And one time when we were like, a lot younger, I was all like, "Hey sis, this pack of sour cream smells really weird! You should smell it." At that point, I held it close enough for her to sniff, but then I squeezed it, so it went all up her nose. It was hilarious, but she didn't think so.
I have poison oak on my leg from when we went panning for gold last time. It's finally getting better. I used to never be bothered by it. When I was in 6th grade, I won 2nd place in the 4-H CPA contest with my presentation on poison oak. I felt like an expert.
I really like rice cakes. My favorite are the lightly salted ones. I like them best with soy butter smeared on them. So yummy. Once, I ate an entire jar of soy butter and 2 packages of rice cakes in one day. Then later that week, I did it again. I'm over the stuff now though. Also, when Abigail says 'yummy,' I giggle. It's so adorable. I love her so much! She finally calls me Mama! She said Daddy first, but she used to prefer me over DH, so I was fine with it.
...better? I'd hate to disappoint. P.S. Cat fart in my nostrils right now... blegh.
Time to start feeding your cat unicorn meat. Although, I don't know if glitter in your nostrils would feel much better...
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So, I ate an entire can of sliced pineapple tonight, and now my tongue is really sore.
Also, the adjustable straps on my shirt thing broke, and now they keep falling off my shoulders. It's really annoying.
And one time when we were like, a lot younger, I was all like, "Hey sis, this pack of sour cream smells really weird! You should smell it."
At that point, I held it close enough for her to sniff, but then I squeezed it, so it went all up her nose. It was hilarious, but she didn't think so.
I have poison oak on my leg from when we went panning for gold last time. It's finally getting better. I used to never be bothered by it.
When I was in 6th grade, I won 2nd place in the 4-H CPA contest with my presentation on poison oak.
I felt like an expert.
I really like rice cakes. My favorite are the lightly salted ones. I like them best with soy butter smeared on them. So yummy. Once, I ate an entire jar of soy butter and 2 packages of rice cakes in one day. Then later that week, I did it again.
I'm over the stuff now though.
Also, when Abigail says 'yummy,' I giggle. It's so adorable. I love her so much! She finally calls me Mama! She said Daddy first, but she used to prefer me over DH, so I was fine with it.
...better? I'd hate to disappoint.
P.S. Cat fart in my nostrils right now... blegh.
Time to start feeding your cat unicorn meat. Although, I don't know if glitter in your nostrils would feel much better...
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