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PEN15!

You're all extremely boring tonight and I am highly disappointed.

I have had 3 glasses of wine and I'm pretty sure my bladder is going to explode if I don't pee. I don't want to move though. There is only a sip or so left in my wine glass so... maybe I'll go get some more. DH won't go pee for me. Wouldn't it be cool if that actually worked?

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Re: PEN15!

  • You're lucky I have chocolate in the house.  If I saw that brownie pic with no chocolate available I'd go crazy.

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  • I've been sitting here trying to figure out what Pen15 meant.

    *sigh*  I need to go to bed!! lol



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  • Mmm brownies. Those look delicious. 
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  • I just bought a brownie from the EYE-talian bakery today, so yay!  Also, I didn't know you meant peen.  I thought I missed a poster named pen15.

     

    Extra also, I can never say "DD's nickname is..." anything, because then I'd say, "Pen is (fill in activity)..."  I failed to see that coming when we thought of naming issues.  lol

  • I like to drink from a jug... When it is empty, I can pee in it without getting off the couch.
  • imagea2pfunk:
    I like to drink from a jug... When it is empty, I can pee in it without getting off the couch.

    What if you have to pee before it's empty? 

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  • imageMrs.adambabycakes:

    imagea2pfunk:
    I like to drink from a jug... When it is empty, I can pee in it without getting off the couch.

    What if you have to pee before it's empty? 

    This. And I wish I had a penis for this purpose alone.
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  • imageMarSamWhitney:

    I've been sitting here trying to figure out what Pen15 meant.

    *sigh*  I need to go to bed!! lol

    Lolol! Wanna join the Pen15 club?
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  • imageIrishEyes0530:
    imageMrs.adambabycakes:

    imagea2pfunk:
    I like to drink from a jug... When it is empty, I can pee in it without getting off the couch.

    What if you have to pee before it's empty? 

    This. And I wish I had a penis for this purpose alone.

    Twice in my life I've tried to pee in a big gulp cup while driving. I can never relax enough to actually go. Both times I was pregnant, thought I was going to piss myself, and hadn't seen an exit for miles. 

    This is my siggy. Love it.

  • Sounds like you need a Shewee with a long extension.
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  • imagesofamonkey:

    I just bought a brownie from the EYE-talian bakery today, so yay!  Also, I didn't know you meant peen.  I thought I missed a poster named pen15.

     

    Extra also, I can never say "DD's nickname is..." anything, because then I'd say, "Pen is (fill in activity)..."  I failed to see that coming when we thought of naming issues.  lol

    I thought the same thing, so I wanted to see what the call out was for.

    On the chocolate note, I did finally open that dove chocolate.

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    "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch

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