My neighbors suck because:

blowfish11

(We live in an apartment complex) 

1.  They play ridiculously loud music late into the night (sometimes 2-4 in the morning).  Management hasn't done much about it, so the last time it happened, I called the police.

2.  Another neighbor likes to put her toddlers diapers right outside her front door. Not in a diaper pail. Not in a small trash can. Not even in a grocery bag. Just chillin' on the porch.

3.  Same neighbor as in #2... Today was screaming at her (I'm assuming) boyfriend about how he neglected to put the toilet seat down.  Like top of her lungs, outside her apartment, bloody murder screaming.  My H does this ALL.THE.TIME and I only ever give him a dirty look and move on, if that even. I usually just ignore it and put the damn seat down myself.

Why do your neighbors suck?? 

ShellShockedMama

Oh your neighbors totally suck. 

Mine suck because their grandson that lives with them is a budding serial killer. For real.  

Mrs.DeliaMarieP

I honestly don't have any neighbors that suck, but I don't live in an apartment, so that definitely has something to do with it.  I have some that are a little strange, and do little annoying things (i.e. park in the street even though the driveway is empty-my street is quite narrow), but they're all tolerable thus far.

JenniatONU

They are creepy old nosey people who want to be our "future kids surrogate grandparents!"

Everytime we walk outside, to get mail, walk the dogs, do ANYTHING they come out and watch us. When mowing the back yard, they stand in their doorway staring at us. In fact, we were spraying/winterizing our own pipes. The husband walks over to tell us "My wife thinks you're doing that wrong."

Bwaha. You pay to get them done. How would you know? They have been fine the past two years, get the ** off my yard.

LittleFish1

Illegal, bottle rocket style fireworks in the neighborhood (not sure the exact sources, but thankfully NOT next door) starting in about June, and continuing through July, increasing with frequency, loudness & length as we lead up to 4th of July.  .... same around New Year's but not nearly as much.

Although I must say, on the 4th of July we can  look around in almost any direction & get quite the show without going anywhere but the front yard.  Still worried about fire danger & hate the noise though.

6fsn

The only reason mine suck is because they are moving   We moved here a few months ago and I adore this neighborhood.

minervacullen

They actually kick their kids outside all day. the oldest is 8 or 9,she is in charge of the other two, 6 and 4. They also have a 6m old who always has dirty feet and eats them. But back to the other 3. No matter the temp, season, day, those kids are running amok. DS wants to play with them, but they are mean to him. If I stand there and stare them down they will be tolerable, but come on. And they are always running in our driveway and front yard. The mom will be like "I don't know why they do that, I tell them to stay in the back." BECAUSE YOU DON'T WATCH THEM!

peacelove&mama

My neighbors suck because: 

1) they are chronic potheads. They literally sit in their garage and smoke weed all day while their kids do whatever they want. Also, they have a gravel driveway, and do drug deals at all hours of the night. So as I'm trying to sleep all I hear is crunch crunch crunch.

2) she doesn't talk to her kids, she screams at them. I don't think she realizes the whole neighborhood can hear her threatening them with being grounded if they don't hurry the f*ck up and brush their teeth. What a fantastic alarm clock that is!

3) We have a one bag garbage limit (if there is more than one, the remaining bag/bags get left at the curb), and the guy tried putting his extra bag on top of ours, which would have meant OUR garbage wouldn't have been taken. I took HIS bag back to HIS garbage on HIS curb. He flipped out on me, called me a pathetic c*nt, grabbed his d!ck, and shook it at me. Obviously led to a huge argument between him and DH.

4) I used to rent the upstairs of their house (thats how I met DH). I had plans on moving out January '10. Christmas 09 I went to visit my family. While I was gone they packed my stuff and moved it out, so that her friend could move in sooner. They claimed I damaged their washer and dryer and refused to give me back my deposit of $500, and stole at least that much worth of my things. So since I pursued it, she likes to start arguments with me over the fence.

5) She's over 40 and wears mini skirts with cleavage AND midriff baring shirts. With heels and bright blue eyeshadow. All at once. It's like a hooker and a clown had a love child.

6) He has a snow plow. In the winter he plows his GRAVEL driveway into the middle of the street. Literally the middle of the road. It's super fun for everyone else who tries to drive down our street. The city has yet to do anything about the numerous reports.

7) He cuts the grass at 10pm minimum. Not only does he cut it that late, but he takes LITERALLY 10 minutes going back and forth over the same one strip of grass before he moves on. It takes the idiot like 2 hours to cut his not-very-substantial yard.

I could go on, but this is long enough. Basically, F*CK THEM. 

MommaAmers

I can't complain about my actual neighbors, because for the most part, they're pretty cool.  However, the people that live sort of behind me really ticked me off a week or so ago.  We were trying to have dinner on our deck and they were playing really loud music.  It was okay because it was early and the music was decent, but then it switched to a "song" that basically consisted of every swear word ever.  Um, so not okay for all of that to be clearly audible in a neighborhood.  I am SO glad that my 3 year old seemed not to pick up any new words from that experience.

rockinmommy

ShellShockedMama:

Oh your neighbors totally suck. 

Mine suck because their grandson that lives with them is a budding serial killer. For real.  

OMG...if you ever go missing I will make sure to let the police know that he may have turned you into a lampshade.

We live on about 3/4 acre plots of land, yet the houses are still fairly close, but we all have huge yards. It's weird, country living, yet so close and in each other's face. UGH

-The neighbor behind us sucks. He sits in his shed, that has cable, heat/ac and drinks all day, sometimes plays loud music and is just annoying. Pretty sure he threw old food over our fence to our dogs a couple times, not sure if it was poisoned, just saying. Most recently a HUGE hunting knife came flying over the fence. His son and his son's friend (about 8 yrs old or so) were throwing the knife at a target, a target along their fence facing our yard. DH laid into them. What if the knife hit our DD or dogs?! WTF.

-Our next door neighbor likes to work on cars and take pills. So he is making all sorts of noise, letting muscle cars run at all times of the day.

-Neighbor across the street is just nosey and noisey. She likes to yell across the street about new stuff we bring home. Only plus is she will most likely be the neighbor to catch a bad guy in action. We can't sit on our porch without having to engage in a conversation. And they leave their yappy, barking dog tied to a tree in the front of the house for potty breaks.

-Other neighbor is inconsiderate. They borrowed our mower, broke it, and was laughing about it while DH had to fix it. Most recently they threw their trash in our can...so much trash that our can was filled and I could only fit one more bag, and trash day was several days away!!!! And I only had one bag in there to begin with...I told DH to talk to them, and if I ever find their trash in our can again, I will dump it all over their lawn.

-One several houses down has a daughter our DD age. They do drive bys and just want to drop their kid off for playdates, at our house. This is in the evening, after I've got off work. She stays home with her kid, but I guess needs a break. NO I WILL NOT ENTERTAIN YOUR KID! I am tired, I have my own kid I want to see, and I have to fix dinner and prepare for the evening, it's different if it's planned, it's not. And then sometimes she will call, to see if they can come over, and call me three four times during my work day, then question why I haven't answered or call back.

After writing my novel, I now realize I have obnoxious neighbors.

 On and lastly, neighbor next door, hates the neighbor in front of them. Neighbor in front of them, hates their neighbors. Neighbor in front of me, hates my neighbor, so what do they all do?! Try to get DH to pick sides and listen to his stories, which he had to cut off. I don't engage in conversations, so they don't bug me about their annoying stories. Grow up people!

letsgox

peacelove&mama:

My neighbors suck because: 

I could go on, but this is long enough. Basically, F*CK THEM. 

(I cut down the quote for spacing) BUT geeeeeez your neighbors DO suck. In a big way!

peacelove&mama

muskiefan07:

peacelove&mama:

My neighbors suck because:

I could go on, but this is long enough. Basically, F*CK THEM.

(I cut down the quote for spacing) BUT geeeeeez your neighbors DO suck. In a big way!

They are 90% of my reason for wanting to move! All of our other neighbours are super nice, and then we have those a*holes.

Right now their whole front yard is dug up, and theres huge slabs of concrete piled everywhere (stacks of probably 5 or chunks), piles of rocks, their front porch is just chillin halfway down their lawn... and their kids are climbing around all over it. Their 6 year old daughter just recovered from a broken arm. Really? REALLY NOW? How about put the doobie down and be a parent.

his1joy2

I WAS going to complain b/c my neighbors smoke on their porch right below us so I have to close all the windows BUT apparently I have it easy.  Sorry everyone.  Hope you or your neighbors move SOON!

jelly0822

One of our neighbors (theory is it's the fat*ss on the corner, but we haven't done much surveillance to be sure as of yet) sent us IN THE MAIL WITH A STAMP AND EVERYTHING a letter addressed to "the young couple at [our address]" about how we need to cut our grass because it makes our block look bad. And also, because DH is a cop, we should have our police department guys cut it for us. And they kept saying we should or have to and finished with "Thank u"!!! Oh, and it was written on construction paper with a child's green marker!!!! I was so mad, but DH wouldn't let me do anything about it. Our neighbors think they know who it is, but haven't done any investigating.

This was last year, and I'm still ticked about it. (And I submitted it to PassiveAgressiveNotes, but they haven't posted it!!!!) 

BabyHernandez03

Oh God-I can relate when we lived in our apartment a year ago, they guy under us played his music loud, like shake our floor loud. We tried to talk to him but he just slammed the door in our face. Complained, called cops etc. Well he ended up slashing the tires on our then brand new (to us) truck, telling a woman who i did not know (she contacted me on fb) that he held a gun to my head, attempted to call my SO racial names (the guys an idiot & used the wrong "race" group-my SO is mexican he had him mistaken for arabic), yelled out my ENTIRE name at me 1 day (whic there was no way without internet searching/hacking he'd know) & told me he'd get me & just literally watched my every move, called me every name so on & so on. NO FUN!

If your management doesn't fix it, get outta there! You don't need the stress now or when LO comes. GL! PS-We moved lol