If you've been butthurt on this message board

Kitiara5512

I have the form ready for you to fill out and will be happy to email it to you. Unless someone can tell me how to get it off my excel and on here without it being all funky.

scoutkate

Say what, now?

Manateearmz

Who has a case of the butthurtitis now? 

Kitiara5512

MandJS:

Not totally sure what form you want. This one?

The 2nd form, but not so huge. And with correct spelling and grammar throughout. Except periods. I don't like those.

[Deleted User]

I've been butthurt here, although I usually have it coming.  I don't need no stinkin' form though.  Just chocolate  lol

SoDoMojo

I got butthurt once waaaaaay back in 1st tri. Some chick used "FFS" with me cuz I said something about not eating sushi. 

SoDoMojo

Thought y'all would like to know that. 

pinkiemo

I've been butthurt here...but only in the good way.

judahsmommy1

I've been butthurt on occasion. I usually take the next day off and eat some ice cream. The first method of coping is healthy. The second... not so much. But ice cream! No form necessary. Did I miss something? Is there someone in need of the form?

Kitiara5512

I have been butthurt soooooo many times. I generally get over it because obviously I am still here.

I promised someone a few weeks ago that I would type it up.

Manateearmz

I don't know if I've been what qualifies as butthurt. I've been insulted before, not sure if that makes me butthurt. I'm going to need that form.

ougrad1

scoutkate:

Say what, now?

:::chuckles:::: 

insertclevername

I got butthurt once because someone insinuated that I was a lazy mom because I would send LO to daycare while I was on maternity leave with a second child. I am glad she is not around anymore because I still hold a grudge.

ougrad1

NY Mama:

I got butthurt once because someone insinuated that I was a lazy mom because I would send LO to daycare while I was on maternity leave with a second child. I am glad she is not around anymore because I still hold a grudge.

I sent Emerson to school while I was pregnant with the babies....guess that makes me a sloth, too. 

[Deleted User]

pinkiemo:

I've been butthurt here...but only in the good way.

Lol!

violaplayer

My TB related butthurtz last about 5 seconds and then I'm all, "Fuvck that b*tch" and I'm over it.

insertclevername

ougrad1:

NY Mama:

I got butthurt once because someone insinuated that I was a lazy mom because I would send LO to daycare while I was on maternity leave with a second child. I am glad she is not around anymore because I still hold a grudge.

I sent Emerson to school while I was pregnant with the babies....guess that makes me a sloth, too. 

See to me that makes sense. You get some rest and your child gets to keep the routine they are used to.

insertclevername

Bump burp

Kitiara5512

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			Date and time you experienced the butthurt: _______________________
PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF YOUR BUTTHURT:
			Live Journal Post				Blog Post
			Message Board Post				LOLCat
			Comment Thread				Random Joke/Cartoon/News item
			Chat Room				Other (please describe) _________________________
PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF YOUR BUTTHURT:
			Someone made a blog post that I didn?t agree with
			Someone posted a cartoon, drawing, or other image that I didn?t like
			Someone wrote a story or anecdote that brought up bad memories that made me cry
			Someone mucked up the story line in (please describe) ___________________________________________________________
			I found out my internet-boyfriend/girlfriend is cheating on me using an alias
			Someone posted pornography and sullied my innocent virgin eyes
			Someone posted pornography and my boss saw it
			I lost an argument in a chat room, message/image board, comment thread, or blog
			I asked for critique on an image I posted and didn?t like the honest answer(s)
			Other (please describe; use the back of this form and/or attach separate sheets as needed) ________________________________________
(Y)		(N)	Were there tears?
(Y)		(N)	Was there permanent mental scarring from your butthurt?
(Y)		(N)	Was there lost sleep as a result of your butthurt?
(Y)		(N)	Did you miss work or arrive late as a result of the butthurt?
(Y)		(N)	Were you forced to employ a coping mechanism, such as turning off your computer, going outside for a while, sucking your thumb,etc?
(Y)		(N)	Were there emergency calls or text messages exchanged between you and another person that cost you precious minutes on your phone bill?
(Y)		(N)	Was there any incident of carpal tunnel syndrome resulting from you typing up unnecessarily long and irrelevant butthurt rebuttals?
PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE PERSON THAT CAUSED THE BUTTHURT:
			They are a big mean poopypants who should be banned from the internet forever or at least until they learn that I am right and superior and they are wrong and should bow down and worship me
			They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot dead on their own front porch
			They and their ilk deserve to be rounded up and herded into concentration camps
			There should be laws to punish people like that
			They should be kicked out of their country, because our society's standards demand more, and just don?t DO that *** here
			They should be just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world, and also so I can have access to all of their personal information so I can stalk them while they pretend not to notice/care
			All of the above
DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT?
			I wrote a 6,000 word response detailing the extent of my butthurt and emailed it to them or posted it in the aforementioned message/image board, LiveJournal, chat room, or blog
			I sent an incoherent, flaming comment to them from a dummy account like a coward
			I used a spam program to send them multitudes of flaming emails/messages
			I organized a DDoS attack on their server/website
			I got all my bestest friends together and organized a flame war
			I created new emails/message board accounts for the specific purpose of flaming this person
			I posted this person's real life information everywhere I possibly could; they?ll get a molotov cocktail through their window sooner or later. That'll teach them to mess with me.
			I realized arguing on the internet is usually pointless and found something else to do with my time

DrButthurt

I posted this weeks ago. You haven't been taking your medicine, have you?

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/66974463.aspx

 

esthergreenwood14

I get the butthurts every once in awhile because I feel all invisible. Then I get a life.  

RayRay007

I want to fill out a hurt feeling report. Once on 3-6 or so I got flammed in FFFC and I feel bad yo.

MoonlitPlumeria

buffaluffagus:

It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great.

 

Kitiara5512

DrButthurt:

I posted this weeks ago. You haven't been taking your medicine, have you?

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/66974463.aspx

 

Did you want to come and give it to me? I'll let you play doctor if you want. ::Waggles eyebrows::

That is where I got it from. But there was all sorts of butthurts on the 1st tri and other boards and you didn't show up. Plus, I have it as an excel file, so I can fill it out on my puter without having to print it out.