Can we have a WTF Wednesday?

ATMmom324

Maybe it is the heat or the fact that DH has been out of town for the week but I have a lot of things that I am WTF ing.

 

WTF coworker.  Why do you wait until I am at the oppposite end of the hall in the middle of something to call me to look at something. It isn't important and nine out of ten times there is nothing I can do about it anyway.

 WTF husband.  Why when you make the bed do you never bother to tuck the mattress pad all the way under the edges?  It gets all bunched up under the center of the sheets.

 WTF people who can't park in my driveway.  I am about to buy yellow paint and make lines so you don't park like an arse.

  WTF spider that crawled over the back up camera in my car.  You blocked out the entire screen with your spider silhouette making me scream like a fool.  For that split second I really thought a 12 foot spider was strolling through my front yard.

 

I feel better now.  Your turn. 

HenHen25

WTF Hen, would it kill you to sleep in to 6am?

MomlovesEloise

WTF H- I don't know how I can make it any easier for you. I loaded the dishwasher, put the soap in, and set to start in 4 hours. Why is it so hard for you to just make sure the door is closed all the way when you put your last dish in? And then you wonder why I snap at you when you complain that all the bowls are dirty. CLOSE THE DOOR!!

WTF Bullfrogs- Shut the *** up at 3am!!! Every night I'm woken up by that horrible croaking. I'm about to go into the yard with a mallet and play whack-a-frog! 

WTF Government- You're 2 months late depositing H's GI Bill. I understand it's a new semester, but I would really enjoy doing the small things like buying food and paying my bills.  

princessvespa1

ATMmom324:

 WTF people who can't park in my driveway.  I am about to buy yellow paint and make lines so you don't park like an arse.

  WTF spider that crawled over the back up camera in my car.  You blocked out the entire screen with your spider silhouette making me scream like a fool.  For that split second I really thought a 12 foot spider was strolling through my front yard.

 

 

I'm sorry, but these two made me snicker. 

 

WTF H:  Why can't you wake up the first time your alarm goes off in the morning instead of hitting snooze so many times that you wake up B?

ASmallWonder

ATMmom324:

  WTF spider that crawled over the back up camera in my car.  You blocked out the entire screen with your spider silhouette making me scream like a fool.  For that split second I really thought a 12 foot spider was strolling through my front yard.

OMG like made me LOL and shudder at the same time.

insertclevername

WTF car.  I went out of town for a few days and apparently letting you sit without starting you killed you.  I want to get at least a few more years out of you so get with the program.

WTF city.  How is putting pieces of wood in the middle of the road around the hose coming out of the fire hydrant a good idea?  Just close down the road and put up a detour sign or something.  I saw multiple cars run over the wood and was waiting for some tires to blow.

WTF friday.  Why are you not here yet?  I ready for DH to be back from his business trip.  I am exhausted from working, traveling and taking care of LO with zero help.  I give mad props to the people who do it every day.

Printergirl

WTF Coworker - why do you think you can bring your dog(s) to work on a regular basis. Your DH is retired, let him take them to the vet rather than have them hang out at an OFFICE till their vet appt.

WTF Body - why are you so freaken tired all.the.time? Oh wait, two kids, full time job, a household and expecations from family and friends. Nevermind.

 

topbirdsix

BostonKisses2:

WTF heat: just go away.

WTF H: don't get mad at me when parts of your plants are getting ripped off by a toddler.  You've been asked multiple times to move them to safer locations, and I'm redirecting as much as I possibly can, but you don't understand how stealthy she is sometimes.

I had to read this twice - the first time I read pants, not plants.

jorkz821

elmoali:

ATMmom324:

  WTF spider that crawled over the back up camera in my car.  You blocked out the entire screen with your spider silhouette making me scream like a fool.  For that split second I really thought a 12 foot spider was strolling through my front yard.

OMG like made me LOL and shudder at the same time.

Me too! Ick but lol!

Manateearmz

WTF pants! How are you tight again?

WTF ice cream! How dare you make my pants tight again!

WTF dance studio! Curse you for having a convienant schedule making no excuse good enough to miss a class tonight. 

Wufroggy79

I'm also a WTF heat.  DD is so bored, and I'm out of ideas lately.  I literally gave her a Tupperware container of rice and let her throw/dump it on the floor just do she would be entertained for an hour yesterday.

kj07

ATMmom324:

WTF spider that crawled over the back up camera in my car.  You blocked out the entire screen with your spider silhouette making me scream like a fool.  For that split second I really thought a 12 foot spider was strolling through my front yard.

I choked on my coffee reading this.

Manateearmz

Huntsvillemama2012:

WTF neighbor. My kid is a little human not some accessory dog thing I like to carry for looks. She has as much right to sleep as you do. 

WTF rental houses. No, I don't want to pay $800/month for a rat shack that I will need to bring in my own refrigerator and window a/c units. I'll pay $500. But it's really a rat shack. I saw rat shitt. 

Your rent is cheap!

kj07

WTF employee - stop being so passive aggressive.

HidinInYoBushes

WTF did I eat last night? My farts are deadly!!!!!

EVA116

WTF client, I can't keep answering the same question for you all.the.time. I am not your accountant.

WTF DH, it is time to start packing and you spend an hour going through old baseball photos of yourself...thanks for the help

 

Sherbet Lemon

WTF diaper! How do you manage to catch none of dd's bright yellow poop and let it leak on me and the sheets on my bed at 11pm last night. 

Wtf DH- you pun on the fitted sheet but 'couldn't find' he flat sheet to make the bed when I was washin the poop off of myself and the other sheets. The sheet sets get folded and put away together. One was literally right on top of the other. 

WTF body- I thought bfing was supposed to help me lose weight. I'm still waiting...

Kitiara5512

WTF cuntwhorebitch SIL. Going with my original you can go DIAF.

DragonflyBelle

WTF gossiping small town biddies?!? My FIL is the MAYOR, and as such, he has strange people at his house ALL THE TIME wanting something. He is not cheating on his wife, he is not selling drugs or anything else you may dream up. He IS cooking for poor people, growing and distributing fruits and vegetables to the needy and answering any and all questions of people who show up at his house unannounced, so, as Sofamonkey said...."Know your role and shut your HOLE!"

14kgirl

WTF DS2, you have been in daycare for 2 weeks and now decide you prefer bottle to boob.  Mommy loves nursing you at home and is taking this quite hard.  Plus, washing pump parts 24/7 is not a joy.

 WTF, DH, for insinuating that DS2 will nurse if I just relax and chill out. 

lildevil968

WTF Running club. Why must you schedule a 6pm run when it is going to be 90+ outside?

LuckyDad

NY Mama:

WTF friday.  Why are you not here yet?  I ready for DH to be back from his business trip.  I am exhausted from working, traveling and taking care of LO with zero help.  I give mad props to the people who do it every day.

Seriously, this. For some reason this week has been completely horrid for me. Maybe because work has been a little slower than normal (First World Problem, I know), but I can't believe it's only Wednesday today. Ugh. I can't wait for the weekend when I get to spend more time with my Little Man.

myself1nme

14kgirl:

WTF DS2, you have been in daycare for 2 weeks and now decide you prefer bottle to boob.  Mommy loves nursing you at home and is taking this quite hard.  Plus, washing pump parts 24/7 is not a joy.

 WTF, DH, for insinuating that DS2 will nurse if I just relax and chill out. 

Have you tried these?  I got them at Target and they saved me a TON of time!

Hesterlicious

Manateearmz:

WTF pants! How are you tight again?

WTF ice cream! How dare you make my pants tight again!

WTF dance studio! Curse you for having a convienant schedule making no excuse good enough to miss a class tonight. 

It looks like you pants answered you, but as a friend I am letting you know that you are the only one that heard them.

WTF Manatee, where did you get talking pants!

SoDoMojo

I have nothing to add at the moment except: that spider on your backup camera is freaking me out! 

14kgirl

myself1nme:

14kgirl:

WTF DS2, you have been in daycare for 2 weeks and now decide you prefer bottle to boob.  Mommy loves nursing you at home and is taking this quite hard.  Plus, washing pump parts 24/7 is not a joy.

 WTF, DH, for insinuating that DS2 will nurse if I just relax and chill out. 

Have you tried these?  I got them at Target and they saved me a TON of time!

Ooh, I totally forgot about those steam bags.  Thanks....stopping at Target tonight.

driveshorses

ATMmom324:

Maybe it is the heat or the fact that DH has been out of town for the week but I have a lot of things that I am WTF ing.

 

WTF coworker.  Why do you wait until I am at the oppposite end of the hall in the middle of something to call me to look at something. It isn't important and nine out of ten times there is nothing I can do about it anyway.

 WTF husband.  Why when you make the bed do you never bother to tuck the mattress pad all the way under the edges?  It gets all bunched up under the center of the sheets.

 WTF people who can't park in my driveway.  I am about to buy yellow paint and make lines so you don't park like an arse.

  WTF spider that crawled over the back up camera in my car.  You blocked out the entire screen with your spider silhouette making me scream like a fool.  For that split second I really thought a 12 foot spider was strolling through my front yard.

 

I feel better now.  Your turn. 

I got nothing...but this made me LOL for real. I'd have peed my pants. 

azzyberry

(TMI Warning)

WTF Period!  Thank you for showing up today completely unexpected while I'm in the pediatricians waiting room.  Thank you for literally exploding like a freakin water balloon all over my thighs and the inside of my skirt (fortunately my skirt was a darker color so it didn't show through).  Thank you for arriving on the one day I decided not to bring my purse with me (that has tampons in it) and instead I just took my wallet in the diaper bag.  It was AWESOME.

Fortunately I was able to get to the bathroom and clean up so that it didn't leak through my skirt and no one noticed.  

It also felt great walking around with a wad of paper towels in my underwear until I could get home. (/sarcasm) 

violaplayer

WTF Clinical mentor. My professional experiences really should be all scheduled and locked down by now. But you haven't been answering polite emails. Dude, I only need these 2 experiences and capstone and I'm done with my degree. Don't hold up progress yo! Bachelor's in 15 months? Yeah baby!

mamaZbo

WTF face, why are we reliving our preteen years? Do I really need to go buy zit cream?

 

oceanrunner6

MomlovesEloise:

WTF H- I don't know how I can make it any easier for you. I loaded the dishwasher, put the soap in, and set to start in 4 hours. Why is it so hard for you to just make sure the door is closed all the way when you put your last dish in? And then you wonder why I snap at you when you complain that all the bowls are dirty. CLOSE THE DOOR!!

WTF Bullfrogs- Shut the *** up at 3am!!! Every night I'm woken up by that horrible croaking. I'm about to go into the yard with a mallet and play whack-a-frog! 

WTF Government- You're 2 months late depositing H's GI Bill. I understand it's a new semester, but I would really enjoy doing the small things like buying food and paying my bills.  

Coming out of lurkdom to say you should be able to call your congressman's office about that GI bill. They may be able to speed things along.