Where are all the hors and drama llamas?

Manateearmz

Where is everybody? DH is at a bachelor party (yes I am a cool wife) and I'm making calzones and drinking beer. I need entertainment! Somebody? Anybody?

RobinSparkles214

I'm going to put the boys to bed, but I'll be on later : )

isacdimi10

I'm around because DH is at work but other than that I got nothing.

gisa886

I'm letting my husband take bath duty for both kids tonight while I watch Harry Potter. I hate that skank Dolores Umbridge. 

ETA cause I can't type 

ThePolishHammer

I would like a calzone. Please and Thank You. 

Manateearmz

Hai girls!

I've been lurking all day this place has been slow as molasses. 

 

NastyAnnie

Waiting for Bun to get home from work (should be any minute now...). I'm watching Once Upon a Time and sitting in my bed, listening to my kid play over the monitor. Which is pretty much what I've done all day. Lol.

saraboston

DD got me up at 4:30 this morning. I'm about to go to bed.

mommytosam011011

Manateearmz:

Hai girls!

I've been lurking all day this place has been slow as molasses. 

 

Dude me too. Everything is so slow today.

esthergreenwood14

DD is asleep and H is watching the TDF. I'm on the couch contemplating getting up and grabbing some ice cream. A heart stoppingly exciting Saturday night in our house. 

isacdimi10

I hate weekends because DH is gone for 48hrs and the message boards are all soooo slow that when the kids are asleep or playing by themselves I get bored.

grr_aargh

I'm in and out. 

 Today has been very uneventful, hasn't it? 

 

PrincessFiona9

We went out to dinner with SO's family for his sister's birthday. We just got home and SO took off to hang out with his friend 

I have no friends, like at all. So DD is sleeping and I'm sitting around doing nothing.

gimmietimmies

Manateearmz:

Where is everybody? DH is at a bachelor party (yes I am a cool wife) and I'm making calzones and drinking beer. I need entertainment! Somebody? Anybody?

I've been busy, ffs!! I even had to do a run to the dump, dh decided to hang with his buddies this afternoon, and then I cleaned. Exciting, I know. DH just left to take T to see Spiderman, so I'm slacking (truthfully, it's hot in here and I'm beat). If you pass the calzones and beer, I'll entertain you.

 

GIFSoup

Kitiara5512

Lol, I have the bread loaves defrosting/rising on the counter for calzones and pigs-in-blankets too. I am here, I had class this morning and then we went to the mall. C got a new pair of Cars sandals that light up (its hard finding shoes in wide width, and he loves cars, but then he also wears jorts). We had pizza for dinner and are about to put C in bed after he finishes his sippy of milk.

If you want drama, I totally have bigger/nicer boobs than you do. We can have a boob-off.

grr_aargh

justAphase:

Success!

 

 

 

Because I know you guys cared 

Love.  

Kitiara5512

justAphase:

Success!

 

 

 

Because I know you guys cared 

Absolutely we care!!! Thats so cute.

esthergreenwood14

Kitiara5512:

If you want drama, I totally have bigger/nicer boobs than you do. We can have a boob-off.

You probably do have bigger / nicer boobs than me.  BFing DD really messed mine up. They look ok because I'm KU again but after this I plan to get the whole shooting match redone. 

Kitiara5512

christie522:

Kitiara5512:

If you want drama, I totally have bigger/nicer boobs than you do. We can have a boob-off.

You probably do have bigger / nicer boobs than me.  BFing DD really messed mine up. They look ok because I'm KU again but after this I plan to get the whole shooting match redone. 

I just want mine firmer. They don't need to get any bigger. And I am frigging old, so mine were already starting to sag before I ever got pg.

gimmietimmies

justAphase:

Thanks Kitiara and Grrr!

I was about to lose my shits if nobody said how cute she is. 

Just kidding.  

Oh, I thought it was a given?! They're all cuties around these parts, yours included.

quidditchcapn1120

I am on call this weekend and I am sitting here willing my pager to not go off.  I agree that it has been really slow around here as well as the FB group.  I should dredge up some interesting news off the interwebz so we can all debate it.

gimmietimmies

justAphase:

gimmietimmies:

justAphase:

Thanks Kitiara and Grrr!

I was about to lose my shits if nobody said how cute she is. 

Just kidding.  

Oh, I thought it was a given?! They're all cuties around these parts, yours included.

That is the truth. And thank you! 

Wow, I just realized that your lo is so much younger than S. I'm in awe of the hair! This poor thing is still mostly bald.

gimmietimmies

justAphase:

gimmietimmies:

justAphase:

gimmietimmies:

justAphase:

Thanks Kitiara and Grrr!

I was about to lose my shits if nobody said how cute she is. 

Just kidding.  

Oh, I thought it was a given?! They're all cuties around these parts, yours included.

That is the truth. And thank you! 

Wow, I just realized that your lo is so much younger than S. I'm in awe of the hair! This poor thing is still mostly bald.

I know it's insane! It all her dad. I actually looked much like your LO (who is adorable, as are the rest of your kiddos!) when I was her age.

Sometimes I wish she didn't have so much hair bc I have to put it up for bedtime and naps and it seems like its always in her face. Though I'm pretty sure it bothers me more than her of course. 

Thanks! It's funny that we always wish for what we don't have. I really do wish her hair would come in, people still call her a boy if she's not wearing a dress - and once when she was.

wife1014

Drinking some wine waiting for my piece of the calzone please.

Sherbet Lemon

gimmietimmies:

Thanks! It's funny that we always wish for what we don't have. I really do wish her hair would come in, people still call her a boy if she's not wearing a dress - and once when she was.

I had DD in all purple with a flower headband and someone asked if she was a little girl.  I almost said, "No, we don't believe in gender stereotyping this young," just to see the reaction.  But I didn't.

ThePolishHammer

Sherbet Lemon:

gimmietimmies:

Thanks! It's funny that we always wish for what we don't have. I really do wish her hair would come in, people still call her a boy if she's not wearing a dress - and once when she was.

I had DD in all purple with a flower headband and someone asked if she was a little girl.  I almost said, "No, we don't believe in gender stereotyping this young," just to see the reaction.  But I didn't.

Lol you should have  

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I'm here now.  I gave my kid to my mom for the night, and I;m just sitting around feeling like poo.  Stoopid summer allergies.  No wine for me though - who wants my share?  lol

Justaphase - dude, your kid is adorable!!

wife1014

sofamonkey:

I'm here now.  I gave my kid to my mom for the night, and I;m just sitting around feeling like poo.  Stoopid summer allergies.  No wine for me though - who wants my share?  lol

Justaphase - dude, your kid is adorable!!

I will gladly take all the extra wine from any of you pregnant women.

isacdimi10

DS either hates me and is very smart or DH is lucky. For the past month DS has been waking somewhere between 10 and 11 and screaming like he's being beaten. Nothing soothes him. Except I noticed the past week. If DH is home the kid sleeps through the night. No mysterious 10/11pm wake up.Random fact of the moment.

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wife1014:

sofamonkey:

I'm here now.  I gave my kid to my mom for the night, and I;m just sitting around feeling like poo.  Stoopid summer allergies.  No wine for me though - who wants my share?  lol

Justaphase - dude, your kid is adorable!!

I will gladly take all the extra wine from any of you pregnant women.

You're such a saint!  I had just bought a 6-pack of wine.  Yes, 6-pack.  lol  you get 15% off!

Have you had the menage a trois?  Mmmm

gimmietimmies

hiimpolish:

Sherbet Lemon:

gimmietimmies:

Thanks! It's funny that we always wish for what we don't have. I really do wish her hair would come in, people still call her a boy if she's not wearing a dress - and once when she was.

I had DD in all purple with a flower headband and someone asked if she was a little girl.  I almost said, "No, we don't believe in gender stereotyping this young," just to see the reaction.  But I didn't.

Lol you should have  

Totally should have!!!

gimmietimmies

sofamonkey:

wife1014:

sofamonkey:

I'm here now.  I gave my kid to my mom for the night, and I;m just sitting around feeling like poo.  Stoopid summer allergies.  No wine for me though - who wants my share?  lol

Justaphase - dude, your kid is adorable!!

I will gladly take all the extra wine from any of you pregnant women.

You're such a saint!  I had just bought a 6-pack of wine.  Yes, 6-pack.  lol  you get 15% off!

Have you had the menage a trois?  Mmmm

All I heard was wine and beer. I'll take the pregnant ladies share.

wife1014

sofamonkey:

wife1014:

sofamonkey:

I'm here now.  I gave my kid to my mom for the night, and I;m just sitting around feeling like poo.  Stoopid summer allergies.  No wine for me though - who wants my share?  lol

Justaphase - dude, your kid is adorable!!

I will gladly take all the extra wine from any of you pregnant women.

You're such a saint!  I had just bought a 6-pack of wine.  Yes, 6-pack.  lol  you get 15% off!

Have you had the menage a trois?  Mmmm

I have had that.  I like it.  Pass it on.

PinkyFloyd73

justAphase:

Success!

 

 

 

Because I know you guys cared 

 

Good Lawd she is adorable. 

wonkatalia

wife1014:

Drinking some wine waiting for my piece of the calzone please.

Wife, I love your new siggy pic! 

JAP (is it inappropriate to shorten JustAPhase to JAP?  LMK), your DD is so adorable in those pictures.  I love it.  Is she practicing how to eat sushi?  lol

ETA: I changed my mind.  She's practicing how to take a tequila shot!

Wufroggy79

I'm drinking in some Ryan Reynolds in Safe House.  Best five bucks On Demand I've spent in awhile.

Manateearmz

Wow I left to entertain my pregnant IRL friend and I came back to JAP's DD being awesome. She wins the internets tonight! 

grr_aargh

Manateearmz:

Wow I left to entertain my pregnant IRL friend and I came back to JAP's DD being awesome. She wins the internets tonight! 

No lie.  

MandaPanda518

All you hors are probably asleep, since most of you don't seem to be on the West Coast. Just thought I would let my presence be known.

I hear there is drinking going on

:::Grabs my wine glass and beer stein::: 

MoonlitPlumeria

Sherbet Lemon:

gimmietimmies:

Thanks! It's funny that we always wish for what we don't have. I really do wish her hair would come in, people still call her a boy if she's not wearing a dress - and once when she was.

I had DD in all purple with a flower headband and someone asked if she was a little girl.  I almost said, "No, we don't believe in gender stereotyping this young," just to see the reaction.  But I didn't.

Z's hair is finally coming in and I have to admit that I was relieved. I had Z dressed in pink from head to toe one day and someone still asked me if she was a boy or girl.

ETA: Also, JAP, your kiddo is so adorable!