I don't fit in here...

Manateearmz

I just stalked all of you on the thread below. Y'all are some massive hotties! I am sitting here on my couch a bloated hot mess, in sweatpants and unshaven legs. I did the natural thing and was trying my best to be judgey and condescending, but damnit you're all way too attractive. 

 Picture a Manatee covered in burittto wrappers from taco bell and frizzy hair. That's me tonight.

Venus04d

Do you have any burritos left for me?

I'm hungry and too lazy to go get it myself.

grr_aargh

Oh please. 

I chose a good pic, girlfriend.  You should see how I usually look.  Like, for example, right now.  I have 3 stains on one of my boobs. 

Manateearmz

Venus04d:

Do you have any burritos left for me?

I'm hungry and too lazy to go get it myself.

::hands over a burrito and extra nacho cheese::

Dig in my lurve, I need you to stay extra sexy for me! 

PinkyFloyd73

Manateearmz:

I just stalked all of you on the thread below. Y'all are some massive hotties! I am sitting here on my couch a bloated hot mess, in sweatpants and unshaven legs. I did the natural thing and was trying my best to be judgey and condescending, but damnit you're all way too attractive. 

 Picture a Manatee covered in burittto wrappers from taco bell and frizzy hair. That's me tonight.

 

Do NOT let her fool you. Manatee is fuckings adorable. 

Venus04d

Manateearmz:

Venus04d:

Do you have any burritos left for me?

I'm hungry and too lazy to go get it myself.

::hands over a burrito and extra nacho cheese::

Dig in my lurve, I need you to stay extra sexy for me! 

Thank you, lover. Let's spoon in our taco bell wrappers after I get all uncomforfull.

Manateearmz

PinkyFloyd73:

Manateearmz:

I just stalked all of you on the thread below. Y'all are some massive hotties! I am sitting here on my couch a bloated hot mess, in sweatpants and unshaven legs. I did the natural thing and was trying my best to be judgey and condescending, but damnit you're all way too attractive. 

 Picture a Manatee covered in burittto wrappers from taco bell and frizzy hair. That's me tonight.

 

Do NOT let her fool you. Manatee is fuckings adorable. 

Thanks Pink!

::slips her a ten dollar bill under the table:: 

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Manateearmz

Venus04d:

Manateearmz:

Venus04d:

Do you have any burritos left for me?

I'm hungry and too lazy to go get it myself.

::hands over a burrito and extra nacho cheese::

Dig in my lurve, I need you to stay extra sexy for me! 

Thank you, lover. Let's spoon in our taco bell wrappers after I get all uncomforfull.

Don't think badly of me if I have a little mild sauce left over in my cleavage. It's part of my aroma

RedWingsFan

I have not yet posted a pic in that thread or read it because I am afraid my jealous will kick in with all you hotties.

I am currently lovely in greasy unwashed hair, leggings and a Red Wings t-shirt from when they won the Stanley Cup in 2002.  I'm wearing a TEN YEAR OLD t-shirt, people!

And I just scarfed down Five Guys.

So yeah, I'm super duper fly right now. 

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RedWingsFan

EllaHella:

I will let you in on a little secret. That wasn't me. I'm not really Marla Singer. 

Shuddup.

 

::passes out from shock:: 

Manateearmz

SookieFrackhouse68:

At the moment, I am make-up-less, with frizzy hair thrown back in a clip, glasses, and wearing what really can only be described as a mu-mu nightshirt. 

I believe the word you're looking for is "smocked". You're wearing a smocked nightshirt. 

Venus04d

Manateearmz:

Venus04d:

Manateearmz:

Venus04d:

Do you have any burritos left for me?

I'm hungry and too lazy to go get it myself.

::hands over a burrito and extra nacho cheese::

Dig in my lurve, I need you to stay extra sexy for me! 

Thank you, lover. Let's spoon in our taco bell wrappers after I get all uncomforfull.

Don't think badly of me if I have a little mild sauce left over in my cleavage. It's part of my aroma

Will this still work if I prefer Hot sauce?

thisplaceisstupid

But that manateeface!! Those manateearms!!

RedWingsFan

EllaHella:

RedWingsFan:

I have not yet posted a pic in that thread or read it because I am afraid my jealous will kick in with all you hotties.

I am currently lovely in greasy unwashed hair, leggings and a Red Wings t-shirt from when they won the Stanley Cup in 2002.  I'm wearing a TEN YEAR OLD t-shirt, people!

And I just scarfed down Five Guys.

So yeah, I'm super duper fly right now. 

You're a hawtie  

Well shucks.

But believe me, not right now I'm not...seriously - I'm wearing a TEN YEAR OLD t-shirt.  Oh, and my leggings are maternity leggings.  And I'm not pregnant.  Hahaha.  My poor H. 

quidditchcapn1120

thisplaceisstupid:

But that manateeface!! Those manateearms!!

Where the eff have you been?

thisplaceisstupid

quidditchcapn1120:

thisplaceisstupid:

But that manateeface!! Those manateearms!!

Where the eff have you been?

Vacation. Work. Vacation again. Yay. Also, phoning home. 

Kitiara5512

I was dressed for work. I look like shiit the rest of he time and it was only the bad lighting and the toilet behind me hiding my lardass and muffin top even in that. So pass me like 5 tacos, extra cheese.

Manateearmz

Venus04d:

Manateearmz:

Venus04d:

Manateearmz:

Venus04d:

Do you have any burritos left for me?

I'm hungry and too lazy to go get it myself.

::hands over a burrito and extra nacho cheese::

Dig in my lurve, I need you to stay extra sexy for me! 

Thank you, lover. Let's spoon in our taco bell wrappers after I get all uncomforfull.

Don't think badly of me if I have a little mild sauce left over in my cleavage. It's part of my aroma

Will this still work if I prefer Hot sauce?

Ive got some of that in my back fat, you'd better get it before it slips down into my buttcrack. 

TunaTown

No worries.

We could get together, compare our hairy legs, stinky arm pits and drink wine.

Manateearmz

TunaTown:

No worries.

We could get together, compare our hairy legs, stinky arm pits and drink wine.

Sounds like date night in my house!

Only if it's boxed wine, I'm klassy like that. 

jandy09

I actually debated putting a pic up of me that was good. Instead I have no makeup on and just woke up. But since I am invisible around here, it doesn't really matter either way.

:drinking my blueberry lager all by myself:

Manateearmz

Jandy09:

I actually debated putting a pic up of me that was good. Instead I have no makeup on and just woke up. But since I am invisible around here, it doesn't really matter either way.

:drinking my blueberry lager all by myself:

Youre not invisible! I see you!  

jandy09

Manateearmz:

Jandy09:

I actually debated putting a pic up of me that was good. Instead I have no makeup on and just woke up. But since I am invisible around here, it doesn't really matter either way.

:drinking my blueberry lager all by myself:

Youre not invisible! I see you!  

I would hug you but a chest bump seems less awkward.

MoonlitPlumeria

Manateearmz:

Jandy09:

I actually debated putting a pic up of me that was good. Instead I have no makeup on and just woke up. But since I am invisible around here, it doesn't really matter either way.

:drinking my blueberry lager all by myself:

Youre not invisible! I see you!  

I see you too! And your totally adorable DD in your siggy!  

Manateearmz

Jandy09:

Manateearmz:

Jandy09:

I actually debated putting a pic up of me that was good. Instead I have no makeup on and just woke up. But since I am invisible around here, it doesn't really matter either way.

:drinking my blueberry lager all by myself:

Youre not invisible! I see you!  

I would hug you but a chest bump seems less awkward.

Aim low. These tits have been worked over by birthing a child. 

jandy09

Manateearmz:

Jandy09:

Manateearmz:

Jandy09:

I actually debated putting a pic up of me that was good. Instead I have no makeup on and just woke up. But since I am invisible around here, it doesn't really matter either way.

:drinking my blueberry lager all by myself:

Youre not invisible! I see you!  

I would hug you but a chest bump seems less awkward.

Aim low. These tits have been worked over by birthing a child. 

I wasn't sure your manatee arms could handle a full embrace.

jandy09

JadesFire77:

Manateearmz:

Jandy09:

I actually debated putting a pic up of me that was good. Instead I have no makeup on and just woke up. But since I am invisible around here, it doesn't really matter either way.

:drinking my blueberry lager all by myself:

Youre not invisible! I see you!  

I see you too! And your totally adorable DD in your siggy!  

Thanks. Yours is adorbs and I am loving the tude.

MoonlitPlumeria

Jandy09:

JadesFire77:

Manateearmz:

Jandy09:

I actually debated putting a pic up of me that was good. Instead I have no makeup on and just woke up. But since I am invisible around here, it doesn't really matter either way.

:drinking my blueberry lager all by myself:

Youre not invisible! I see you!  

I see you too! And your totally adorable DD in your siggy!  

Thanks. Yours is adorbs and I am loving the tude.

Thanks! She comes by it genetically through me!  

quidditchcapn1120

Jandy09:

JadesFire77:

Manateearmz:

Jandy09:

I actually debated putting a pic up of me that was good. Instead I have no makeup on and just woke up. But since I am invisible around here, it doesn't really matter either way.

:drinking my blueberry lager all by myself:

Youre not invisible! I see you!  

I see you too! And your totally adorable DD in your siggy!  

Thanks. Yours is adorbs and I am loving the tude.

I saw you!  I was going to say that the picture of you was not what I pictured.  But I was worried that it would "sound" wrong even though it wasn't meant that way.  I think you and your family are super cute!

cnybride2be

I'd invite you to sit at my lunch table any day.  In fact your bloat and hairy legs may be a good distractor to my occasional huge zit.

write2nicole

SookieFrackhouse68:

grr_aargh:

Oh please. 

I chose a good pic, girlfriend.  You should see how I usually look.  Like, for example, right now.  I have 3 stains on one of my boobs. 

Word. We all put our best foot forward and posted our cutest pics. At the moment, I am make-up-less, with frizzy hair thrown back in a clip, glasses, and wearing what really can only be described as a mu-mu nightshirt. What? It's comfy. I'm tired.

I have horrid pregnancy heartburn and am fixing to stuff my face with ice cream to soothe the pain while I watch Sherlock and pretend he'd totally do me if only he just met me.

What? You guise think he wouldn't?! YOU DON'T KNOW JACKFUCKINGSHIT. EVERYBODY JUST STFU. Haterz. TRASH!!!!111!!

I'd totally do you.

TunaTown

Manateearmz:

TunaTown:

No worries.

We could get together, compare our hairy legs, stinky arm pits and drink wine.

Sounds like date night in my house!

Only if it's boxed wine, I'm klassy like that. 

Some of those boxed wines are pretty good! I like Bota Box. 

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