Worst poopy diaper

HawkeyeJulz

Can we share our worst poopy diaper experience/story? For example: blew out onto something, ruined something, dog got it, dropped it on the floor, etc. I always find these funny and you ladies have a good sense of humor! 

 Mine: This was like a month and a half ago. DS hadn't pooped in 2 days so I knew I was in for it. I was at TJMAX with my MIL. I took him (in his carry in the stroller) into the dressing room. I hear some grunting and then the stroller jiggles side to side a bit. So I peeked in on him apparently mid-poop cuz his face was bright red---he grunts then I hear the "splat" noise quickly followed by the smell of poop. I hurry to throw my own clothes back on and book it to the TJMAX bathroom. Well there was no changing table. So that was awesome.  Luckily it was a single bathroom not stalls. So I get him out on his mat and undo his diaper to see the largest amount of poop. I used ALL of my wipes in my bag. Thankfully he didn't blow out (it was a close call though).  He really tested those pampers. I was in there for like 10 minutes cleaning him up.  Then I was all sweaty from squatting on the floor trying to keep him from making a mess and rolling off his mat.  The lesson learned-always have lots of wipes and something to change him on.  Now I have also had the classic blow outs so bad we need to take a bath and wash everything but that particular story makes me laugh  

ssimon621

One day I take DD to the mall to pick up a gift for my friend's graduation.  I get her in her stroller and we are in the handbag section of Macy's when she starts to get really fussy.  I take her out to console her and I immediately hear a splat right as a sales lady walks up to me.  DD had somehow pooped directly on the white tile floor.  I look down to see how much is on me and her and to my surprise it had only flew out of her diaper and onto the floor, none on me or her.  I was so embarrased, I quickly leaned down by her stroller to grab a wipe and clean the floor before anyone noticed and rushed to the restroom to change her.

heymommy

Ours was in the Convertable carseat. It was the last day of school. I had  just dropped my kids off and decided to go to the grocery store to see if they had any gift cards to a good restaurant  for my 5th grader's teacher. I parked, got out to get LO and soon realized she was sitting in a PUDDLE of liquidy poop! Ughh it was awful. So I had to go home soak up all the poop, then spray and scrub the seat and let it dry out before I had to back to the school in the next hour or so for the parties. I never made it to the store to get the giftcard. My son will have her next year too.. I plan on getting her a bigger gift card for the two years.

Jeanine88

DS was in the jumperoo when I heard the "poop sound." I quickly get him out and see that it is a blow out from the back of his onesie... I take him out and it is everywhere BUT the diaper... up his back on his neck- I don't know how I am going to take his onesie off... so I just do, poop everywhere and I brought him right to the tub and just washed him. I've never touched so much poop in my life.

Moral of the story: You're in trouble if LO poops in the jumperoo!

frasey

Jeanine88:

DS was in the jumperoo when I heard the "poop sound." I quickly get him out and see that it is a blow out from the back of his onesie... I take him out and it is everywhere BUT the diaper... up his back on his neck- I don't know how I am going to take his onesie off... so I just do, poop everywhere and I brought him right to the tub and just washed him. I've never touched so much poop in my life.

Moral of the story: You're in trouble if LO poops in the jumperoo!

YES! Our worst experience was in the Jolly Jumper... the poop somehow squirted OUT of the diaper, missing her onesie and the jumper altogether, and landed on the wood floor under her. Thankfully we saw it before she stepped in it. Ugh.

We actually had another similar incident today - she started to poop in hte jumper, so DH got her out so we didnt have a repeat of the above story. Well, I guess we were too late, but it seemed OK - not too much poop. But then DH realized that it had gone all up her back. ewwwwwwwwww

Katechavez

Poop in the exasaucer. All. Over. The exasaucer. It formed a puddle at her feet, which she was happily stomping in causing the poop to splash, on everything; walls, floor, dog, me etc. She went right in the tub and I hosed down in exasaucer (no joke!)

jldubb0626

Eli was in his Bumbo and I saw him grunting and turning red but before I could get to him, it let loose. All in the Bumbo, up his back, all over the onsie. I pick him up and it was liquid and it dripped all over the floor all the way to his room to the changing table. I had to pull out the carpet scrubber after that one.

Amberrrr

LOL. This is hilarious, I LOL'd so hard at all of these stories. I don't have a particular blow-out story that's good enough to share, but this thread definitely brightened up my night.

allisons1014

We were at a country barbeque restaurant with a couple of our friends (which are having their first baby in 4 weeks).

DD did so great in her carrier while we were eating.  I was finished and she was getting fussy so I go to pick her up and -----poop EVERYWHERE.  All in the back of the carseat.  All over the back of her legs and up her back. 

My very pregnant friend takes pitty on me and grabs her diaper bag.  I hold her out in front of me and we walk to the bathroom.  Small, country restaurant = no changing table.  So we carry her out to the car and I lay her down on a towel in the backseat.

After about 10 wipes, I give up on them and move on to using a full-size bath towel.  I get her wiped down good and then she pees everywhere. 

I told my friend "Welcome to parenthood!"   Thank goodness not every meal ends like this!