FFFC - is it worth reading?

LILBIT1221

can someone provide some Cliffs Notes or do I need to spend the rest of my day catching up?

LILBIT1221

LeSpoofle:

numb3rMel:

::sneaks in the team line up for a high five::

Cliff notes:

unem doesn't like to be controversial. Steph does. 12-24 months is the board for controversy.

LoisLane staddles the boards but should hang out more in Sept. 

Side eye obese children and the content of a person's shopping cart.  

PG isn't fun for everyone.

Not allowing anyone else to hold your infant can lead to dependency issues later on.

Comparing drinking a small amount of alcohol isn't comparable to smoking cigerattes or carseats on top of shopping carts.

Husbands shouldn't have to stop drinking and should have a say in pregnancy aspects, like who is in the delivery room.

Zomg! A ba-jillion tickers in newbies' siggys are way too much.

Newbies think FFFC is actually supposed to be FF.

Did I miss anything? Its been a good convo but still pretty tame overall.

**APPLAUSE**

well done, my friend.

LILBIT1221

LeSpoofle:

Also, apparently making your husband stop drinking because you can't drink is the same thing as making him quit smoking because it is bad for your health.

Smoking and drinking = Same thing today. Apparently.

oh, well good to know. Guess I will trade my nightly beer for a ciggy tonight.

LILBIT1221

LoisLane23:

Drinking is also bad because you don't need it.

whoever said that doesn't live in my fvckings house!

LILBIT1221

TheAnne:

Also, I am fairly certain everyone decided I am awesome. 

wait, they didn't already know that? Oh, and I didn't get my damn chocolates yet, did you send them to the right address?

LILBIT1221

LeSpoofle:

TheAnne:

LeSpoofle:

LeSpoofle:

TheAnne:

TheAnne:

Also, I am fairly certain everyone decided I am awesome. 

Or at least that's how I imagined it...

Who are you again? 

And where the fluck did that little man come from?

LOL, glad you don't know either!!  I was desperately searching for the hidden meaning in your little man symbol. 

I must be tired because I am about to pee myself laughing.

I literally pulled up TB Emoticons to see if they got updated!

uromys

mands629:

LeSpoofle:

LeSpoofle:

TheAnne:

TheAnne:

Also, I am fairly certain everyone decided I am awesome. 

Or at least that's how I imagined it...

Who are you again?   

And where the fluck did that little man come from? 

bahahaha!  I love your little man figure.  For some reason, I was cracking up... which probably means my day at work has so far been shiittly crazy and I'm now finding little things funny that really aren't.

And thanks for the clif notes, Spoof via Mel.  I was debating on if I should stop working and read it, but maybe I'll just have a glass of wine... err, a cig... tonight to catch up.

BUHAHAHA!!! I absolutely loved the random man! Truly almost pi$$ed myself. 

Originally I wasn't going to bother reading through FFFC. I missed way to much in the past hours that I figured Mels recap would do me in... Nope, made me want to go see what the heck is going on in there! 

Mel you forgot the part about trimming the nether yayah. Which by the way I feel still needs to be done for DHs sake. Despite the fact that it now in tales hunching over, lifting my FUP, and occasionally getting a neck cramp. *nice visual I'm sure He'll always be worth it in my opinion... Until the day he walks in on me in my new yoga position and then I'm sure I'll never live it down!

LILBIT1221

auroraloo:

I'm bored.

oh, you fancy huh?

numb3rMel

Realqtpy:

 

Mel you forgot the part about trimming the nether yayah. Which by the way I feel still needs to be done for DHs sake. Despite the fact that it now in tales hunching over, lifting my FUP, and occasionally getting a neck cramp. *nice visual I'm sure He'll always be worth it in my opinion... Until the day he walks in on me in my new yoga position and then I'm sure I'll never live it down!

FAIL!

terri_doula2010

This had me LOLing so hard. Party on, little dude.

And I would still love to know how he was accidentally created in the first place.

jbBeans

terri_doula2010:

This had me LOLing so hard. Party on, little dude.

And I would still love to know how he was accidentally created in the first place.

 LeSpoofle's immaculate conception.