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So my husband called me fat then covered it up.....

Well last night my DH and I had a couple drinks while watching the NBA finals. When we were all good and buzzed we went to bed, as I was lathering down my body with lotion. He says..."are you pregnant or have you just put on some weight"

I was like what the serious fvckk!

Then he says "Well look at that pooch, last time it did that you were pregnant"

Then to cover his ass he starts saying "maybe it would be nice if you were" YADDAYADDAYADDA

Then somehow he got me to forget about it by saying we can start trying again in november...I don't know if I should be pissed or happy. BASTARD

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Disclaimer: I got really sick a few month back and got all aneroxic like, 98 pounds...I needed to put on weight...I have been enjoying eating 5 tacos for lunch

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  • Sorry, I could only look at Zach Q.  I love him an his hotness.  

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  • ouch!!!!!Indifferent
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  • I officially love you forever no matter what.
    Zachary Quinto turns me on like nobody's business.
    I usually feel bad for thinking that about anybody who isn't DH...
    But ZQ is gay; he would have no interest in me anyway.
    That makes it better, right?

    ;) 

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  • When I was somewhere around 8 weeks pregnant, I was insanely bloated (didn't help that I was craving salt like crazy).  DH put his hands on my bloated stomach and said, "Uh oh...are we gonna have a biggon'?!"  Men say dumb things!
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  • Thank calls for a swift kick to the junk.
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  • imagesharksfan:
    When I was somewhere around 8 weeks pregnant, I was insanely bloated (didn't help that I was craving salt like crazy).  DH put his hands on my bloated stomach and said, "Uh oh...are we gonna have a biggon'?!"  Men say dumb things!

    Normally I would naturally want to defend your man... But he is an idiot.


  • imagemrebecca:

    I officially love you forever no matter what.
    Zachary Quinto turns me on like nobody's business.
    I usually feel bad for thinking that about anybody who isn't DH...
    But ZQ is gay; he would have no interest in me anyway.
    That makes it better, right?

    ;) 

    Your siggy makes me pee my pants laughing.

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  • imagemrebecca:

    I officially love you forever no matter what.
    Zachary Quinto turns me on like nobody's business.
    I usually feel bad for thinking that about anybody who isn't DH...
    But ZQ is gay; he would have no interest in me anyway.
    That makes it better, right?

    ;) 

    Your siggy makes me pee my pants laughing.

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  • imagea2pfunk:

    imagesharksfan:
    When I was somewhere around 8 weeks pregnant, I was insanely bloated (didn't help that I was craving salt like crazy).  DH put his hands on my bloated stomach and said, "Uh oh...are we gonna have a biggon'?!"  Men say dumb things!

    Normally I would naturally want to defend your man... But he is an idiot.

    Ha!  Not always...but definitely that time! 

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  • You:  ::staring at his junk with your head tilted to the side::

    Him:  "What?"

    You: "I could've sworn your wang was bigger a few months ago."

    Him:  "Let me fix that for you."  ::fancy hand work::

    You:  "Nope.  Still smaller. Sucks to be you. " 

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  • imageHenHen25:
    Thank calls for a swift kick to the junk.


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  • imageCinemaGoddess:

    You:  ::staring at his junk with your head tilted to the side::

    Him:  "What?"

    You: "I could've sworn your wang was bigger a few months ago."

    Him:  "Let me fix that for you."  ::fancy hand work::

    You:  "Nope.  Still smaller. Sucks to be you. " 

    BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Thanks a lot I told  some of the ladies in my office I didn't want to eat lunch with them, and that my boss was working me to the bone. And then I bust out laughing and they give me dirty looks. Thanks HOR Stick out tongue

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  • Apparently your H skipped out on that class "Things you don't say to a woman 101"
  • Wow, really stupid on his part. Especially if he is aware (which I'm sure he is) that you have had weight/body issues in the past.
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  • imageCinemaGoddess:

    You:  ::staring at his junk with your head tilted to the side::

    Him:  "What?"

    You: "I could've sworn your wang was bigger a few months ago."

    Him:  "Let me fix that for you."  ::fancy hand work::

    You:  "Nope.  Still smaller. Sucks to be you. " 

     

    Flucking hilarious! I read it to H and he said "that's mean..."

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  • imageMolly Bloom:

    Well last night my DH and I had a couple drinks while watching the NBA finals. When we were all good and buzzed we went to bed, as I was lathering down my body with lotion. He says..."are you pregnant or have you just put on some weight"

    I was like what the serious fvckk!

    Then he says "Well look at that pooch, last time it did that you were pregnant"

    Then to cover his ass he starts saying "maybe it would be nice if you were" YADDAYADDAYADDA

    Then somehow he got me to forget about it by saying we can start trying again in november...I don't know if I should be pissed or happy. BASTARD

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    Disclaimer: I got really sick a few month back and got all aneroxic like, 98 pounds...I needed to put on weight...I have been enjoying eating 5 tacos for lunch

     

     

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  • We're you sick as in anorexic or are you using the term flippantly?  Because if it's option 2, which I feel that it is, then that bothers me a lot more than what your husband said.
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