Well last night my DH and I had a couple drinks while watching the NBA finals. When we were all good and buzzed we went to bed, as I was lathering down my body with lotion. He says..."are you pregnant or have you just put on some weight"
I was like what the serious fvckk!
Then he says "Well look at that pooch, last time it did that you were pregnant"
Then to cover his ass he starts saying "maybe it would be nice if you were" YADDAYADDAYADDA
Then somehow he got me to forget about it by saying we can start trying again in november...I don't know if I should be pissed or happy. BASTARD
Disclaimer: I got really sick a few month back and got all aneroxic like, 98 pounds...I needed to put on weight...I have been enjoying eating 5 tacos for lunch
Re: So my husband called me fat then covered it up.....
I officially love you forever no matter what.
Zachary Quinto turns me on like nobody's business.
I usually feel bad for thinking that about anybody who isn't DH...
But ZQ is gay; he would have no interest in me anyway.
That makes it better, right?
Normally I would naturally want to defend your man... But he is an idiot.
Your siggy makes me pee my pants laughing.
Your siggy makes me pee my pants laughing.
Ha! Not always...but definitely that time!
You: ::staring at his junk with your head tilted to the side::
Him: "What?"
You: "I could've sworn your wang was bigger a few months ago."
Him: "Let me fix that for you." ::fancy hand work::
You: "Nope. Still smaller. Sucks to be you. "
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
BAWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thanks a lot I told some of the ladies in my office I didn't want to eat lunch with them, and that my boss was working me to the bone. And then I bust out laughing and they give me dirty looks. Thanks HOR
Flucking hilarious! I read it to H and he said "that's mean..."