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My neighbor doesn't wear clothes (random boredom post)

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We moved into house in September 2011 and we live in a ranch association neighborhood...  So, every house is on this big hill and we are all connected to each other through these trails that go in between the houses that lead to our association's horse ranch.  I love our little neighborhood...

WELLLLLLL... except for our old-neighbor-man that drives a golf cart around "checking on the trails" and "making sure the ranch is kept up" wearing old, barely-there tighty whities and an old cutoff t-shirt which is now a tanktop/tankini that exposes his bare belly.  He gets out and does gardening on his hedge that faces the front of our house with no shirt- just underwear.  He rides around on all the trails in a "mule" (is that what those things are called?), so whenever I'm on a hike he always stops to say hi!  Per our next door neighbor, he even shows up to association meetings wearing his chone-chones!  WHAT THE HELL!?

I have NEVER seen this man fully clothed.  Not once. 

It can be 30 degrees out and he still wears his underwear (this time with a jacket on).  He stops and talks to everyone in his not-nearly-appropriate-to-walk-around-the-house-in-let-alone-outside-in-front-of-people attire. 

I was just outside getting the mail and I hear the buzzing of the electric motor on the cart and I grab my mail and RUN inside. 

He is a very *nice* guy.  Not a pedophile and doesn't seem to have a problem coming up and having loooong conversations with my cop bf while he's trying to come down our driveway to get home.  So, I don't think he's a perv or anything.  But, I just don't get it.  He is probably around 70+ yrs old and has lived here most of his life.  Really, nobody has said anything? 

I posted the other day about some lady who was being bitten by her children- that's his daughter who lives with him.  I guess they are all weirdos.

 

This is very random, but I just thought I'd tell you guys about him since I am bored and I still can't believe it's real...

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    Sounds like he's lost a few marbles.

    LOL, I'd prob just ask him where his pants are...I'd be curious to see what he said. 

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    Sounds like he's lost a few marbles.

    LOL, I'd prob just ask him where his pants are...I'd be curious to see what he said. 

    This.  Couldn't hurt.  Does he ever have any family come to visit, perhaps you could mention it to them?  Sorry, it's an awkward situation for sure. 

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  • pepperchanningpepperchanning member
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    Sounds like he's lost a few marbles.

    LOL, I'd prob just ask him where his pants are...I'd be curious to see what he said. 

    This.  Couldn't hurt.  Does he ever have any family come to visit, perhaps you could mention it to them?  Sorry, it's an awkward situation for sure. 

    At this point, I just think it's funny.  It's awkward, but I'm not really offended by it.  I guess it's better than living near some druggies or something?  My next door neighbor and I just laugh about it because I guess he's been doing it for years and years.  I just don't like to get caught in a long conversation with him because I end up just staring (not in a good way).  He has a full house living with him- daughter, sil, a their kids so I'm sure they're aware of it.

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  • mrsmarroe10mrsmarroe10
    We have a man in our neighbor that recently moved in with his family that is almost as bad. He wears his cut-off t-shirts and these little cotton shorts in every color imaginable. I mean the little cotton cheerleader-workout shorts I wear to bed. And he wears the year round! Wisconsin winters get pretty chilly and i've seen him shoveling his driveway with these things on! Have some decency man!
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  • pepperchanningpepperchanning member

    imagemrsmarroe10:
    We have a man in our neighbor that recently moved in with his family that is almost as bad. He wears his cut-off t-shirts and these little cotton shorts in every color imaginable. I mean the little cotton cheerleader-workout shorts I wear to bed. And he wears the year round! Wisconsin winters get pretty chilly and i've seen him shoveling his driveway with these things on! Have some decency man!

    Haha!  I guess if he's harmless it's just entertainment, but NOOOO thank you! 

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  • JessAnnJJessAnnJ member
    I wouldn't mind if my neighbors 20 something son walked around in his tighty whities (although I suspect boxer briefs are more his style). Why is it that the people we would least like to see in their underwear are the only ones we get to see? Long story but I saw a different neighbor on his porch in his tighty whities shooting a gun into his backyard (apparently his dog was being attacked by a racoon). I'm glad that was a one time thing.

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  • +Sparky++Sparky+ member

    I have a neighbor guy who likes to tend his yard shirtless. It's hilarious and gross. He is really old and saggy. 

     

    Until recently his 50 year old son lived there as well with his girlfriend. Every holiday was a treat because she liked to dress up. Like to supervise the men decorating for Christmas she dressed up like Mrs. Claus one day and an elf the next day. And to decorate for Halloween she dressed up like a witch. For valentines day she was Cupid. And they decorated for EVERY holiday. 

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  • bunnymaybunnymay member
    Woah. Lol!!

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    LOL! Wow...


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    haha - crazy! Is that even legal?
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  • dee12807dee12807 member

    Skipping the wierd neighbor part - your community sounds awesome!  (the whole horse ranch and trails and all).  If you don't mind me asking, what general area do you live in?

    *I will not be offended if you don't want to say.  After all, there are panty wearing freaks out there ;) 

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  • jenyjenyjenyjeny member

    BAHAHA! That's hilarious :D - I think it's time the "association" stepped in - for the sake of the children of course...

     *my eyes!!* 

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  • pepperchanningpepperchanning member
    imagedee12807:

    Skipping the wierd neighbor part - your community sounds awesome!  (the whole horse ranch and trails and all).  If you don't mind me asking, what general area do you live in?

    *I will not be offended if you don't want to say.  After all, there are panty wearing freaks out there ;) 

    I live in Ojai, Ca...  small granola hippie community that is turning into celebrity extra-ranch-home central (not happy about it)

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  • pepperchanningpepperchanning member
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    BAHAHA! That's hilarious :D - I think it's time the "association" stepped in - for the sake of the children of course...

     *my eyes!!* 

    He's the association PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    this, seriously 

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    BAHAHA! That's hilarious :D - I think it's time the "association" stepped in - for the sake of the children of course...

     *my eyes!!* 

    He's the association PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh my!  Is it bad that I kinda want to see pics?  On the bright side, at least he wears tighty whiteys instead of a man thong...Surprise

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