Proof that everyone hates Caillou:

grr_aargh

His grandma just made him grapefruit lemon juice. 

 

SUCK ON THAT YOU LITTLE BALD-FOR-NO-REASON BRAT! 

mrebecca

As if he needs anything sour!
If that annoying little voice gets any more squeaky, I'm flushing my tv down the toilet.

Colette8309

bahahaha,I saw that episode!, I thought it was funny that she didn't care he wouldn't like it.

BTW, I still don't understand why is he bald? isn't he 4 years old? 

Jermysgirl

Caillou is a bag of diiicks. I hope his grandma punched him in his melon when she gave the juice. Whiny little turd.

LovesMM

Caillou is the devil and my daughter asks for him by name.

 

LovesMM

He is also Hitler. See Caillou is Evil

gymnst1013

I have no idea who Caillou is.  Is that bad?

grr_aargh

gymnst1013:

I have no idea who Caillou is.  Is that bad?

He's a whiny little brat with early onset male-pattern baldness.  His testosterone levels must he through the roof to be so bald.

Because if he had cancer, WE WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT. Because that little bastard whines about everything. "Eeeewwww lemon juice is sour!"  No sh!t, Sherlock.  

LovesMM

gymnst1013:

I have no idea who Caillou is.  Is that bad?

Consider yourself blessed. 

j_luvs_r

gymnst1013:

I have no idea who Caillou is.  Is that bad?

That is what happens when you don't have a television.  Freak. 

Also...I don't understand the Caillou hate at all.  My kid loves him and so do I.

And everyone always takes issue with him being bald at 4 years old, but no one ever complains about Charlie Brown.  He's bald and he's in like 4th grade.

Colette8309

LovesMM:

gymnst1013:

I have no idea who Caillou is.  Is that bad?

Consider yourself blessed. 

 

grr_aargh

j_luvs_r:

gymnst1013:

I have no idea who Caillou is.  Is that bad?

That is what happens when you don't have a television.  Freak. 

Also...I don't understand the Caillou hate at all.  My kid loves him and so do I.

And everyone always takes issue with him being bald at 4 years old, but no one ever complains about Charlie Brown.  He's bald and he's in like 4th grade.

Well, that's because Charlie Brown's not a whiny twat.  

gymnst1013

j_luvs_r:

gymnst1013:

I have no idea who Caillou is.  Is that bad?

That is what happens when you don't have a television.  Freak. 

Also...I don't understand the Caillou hate at all.  My kid loves him and so do I.

And everyone always takes issue with him being bald at 4 years old, but no one ever complains about Charlie Brown.  He's bald and he's in like 4th grade.

I dunno J, from all the responses here, I'm thinking I'm the lucky one!  lol

fancynewbeesly

Our TV goes off as soon as Caillou comes on. I am not promoting whininess in my house (albeit fictional whining...but still.) Doesn't make a difference because the only thing my daughter will sit and watch is Chica on the Sunny Side Up Show. And the theme song to Thomas.

NastyAnnie

I really hate that son of a b!tch. 

TunaTown

I don't know who that is. But when I think "brat", I think this:

grr_aargh

Huntsvillemama2012:

grr_aargh:

gymnst1013:

I have no idea who Caillou is.  Is that bad?

He's a whiny little brat with early onset male-pattern baldness.  His testosterone levels must he through the roof to be so bald.

Because if he had cancer, WE WOULD HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT. Because that little bastard whines about everything. "Eeeewwww lemon juice is sour!"  No sh!t, Sherlock.  

And all the adults in his world are either hardcore stoners or partially deaf. They are never angry or annoyed at his incessant whining. They are happy, loving, model parents. 

:consults Colorado's Weed Card laws to see if "parenting" is listed as a treatable symptom:

 

D@mn.  

+SMACE+

Only bad moms that feed their kids devil cookies let their kids watch caillou. 

Mmmmhmmmm.  

grr_aargh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-8qGhqqaIU

 

+SMACE+

That wasn't very nice!!!

+SMACE+

grr_aargh:

:consults Colorado's Weed Card laws to see if "parenting" is listed as a treatable symptom:

 

D@mn.  

What about mental anguish brought on by terrorism and/or sleep deprivation. 

grr_aargh

+SMACE+:

grr_aargh:

:consults Colorado's Weed Card laws to see if "parenting" is listed as a treatable symptom:

 

D@mn.  

What about mental anguish brought on by terrorism and/or sleep deprivation. 

Oh I'm sure it's there.  THe list is like 3 pages long.  There's a dispensary about 6 blocks from here.  Which is kind of like saying "I'm in Denver."  There's a dispensary 6 blocks from everyone in Denver.

 

Do you know we have more medical marijuana dispensaries here THAN STARBUCKS.  I'll let you chew on that for a bit.  

j_luvs_r

grr_aargh:

j_luvs_r:

gymnst1013:

I have no idea who Caillou is.  Is that bad?

That is what happens when you don't have a television.  Freak. 

Also...I don't understand the Caillou hate at all.  My kid loves him and so do I.

And everyone always takes issue with him being bald at 4 years old, but no one ever complains about Charlie Brown.  He's bald and he's in like 4th grade.

Well, that's because Charlie Brown's not a whiny twat.  

Are you kidding me?  Charlie Brown is the original whiny twat. 

grr_aargh

j_luvs_r:

grr_aargh:

j_luvs_r:

gymnst1013:

I have no idea who Caillou is.  Is that bad?

That is what happens when you don't have a television.  Freak. 

Also...I don't understand the Caillou hate at all.  My kid loves him and so do I.

And everyone always takes issue with him being bald at 4 years old, but no one ever complains about Charlie Brown.  He's bald and he's in like 4th grade.

Well, that's because Charlie Brown's not a whiny twat.  

Are you kidding me?  Charlie Brown is the original whiny twat. 

Maybe we're all hypnotized by the zigzag on his shirt, then? 

Plus at least Lucy puts him in his place.  Nobody says "Caillou, go to your corner." EVER.  

j_luvs_r

grr_aargh:

j_luvs_r:

grr_aargh:

j_luvs_r:

gymnst1013:

I have no idea who Caillou is.  Is that bad?

That is what happens when you don't have a television.  Freak. 

Also...I don't understand the Caillou hate at all.  My kid loves him and so do I.

And everyone always takes issue with him being bald at 4 years old, but no one ever complains about Charlie Brown.  He's bald and he's in like 4th grade.

Well, that's because Charlie Brown's not a whiny twat.  

Are you kidding me?  Charlie Brown is the original whiny twat. 

Maybe we're all hypnotized by the zigzag on his shirt, then? 

Plus at least Lucy puts him in his place.  Nobody says "Caillou, go to your corner." EVER.  

Maybe that is the difference.  Everyone is always uber-nice to Calliou, but CB gets no love. 

I still don't get the Caillou hate.  He doesn't bother me.  Chloe's Closet on the other hand...

mrebecca

GIFSoup

Kadyra

I despise Caillou. DS loves him to the point of naming stuffed animals after him and announcing his new name is Caillou. I especially hate the narrator. The way she talks about him you'd think the poor kid was developmentally delayed, which he is not. DH blames the Caillou hate on his being from Quebec. DH is from Ontario so he is biased. 

MoonlitPlumeria

Kadyra:

I despise Caillou. DS loves him to the point of naming stuffed animals after him and announcing his new name is Caillou. I especially hate the narrator. The way she talks about him you'd think the poor kid was developmentally delayed, which he is not. DH blames the Caillou hate on his being from Quebec. DH is from Ontario so he is biased. 

I'm also from Ontario and I agree! But I also agree that I am probably biased.  

LILBIT1221

twatley:

I've never seen this show but the hate in this thread made me lol.

To watch it, is to hate it. TRUST.

His voice is like nails on a chalkboard. "Buuut Mommmmmy, I dont wanna go out siiiiide."

grr_aargh

LILBIT1221:

twatley:

I've never seen this show but the hate in this thread made me lol.

To watch it, is to hate it. TRUST.

His voice is like nails on a chalkboard. "Buuut Mommmmmy, I dont wanna go out siiiiide."

Yup.

Now I'm watching Barney.  Screw 50 Shades of Grey, kid cartoons are *my* BDSM.

 

No. Wait.  That sounds wrong.  

blowfish11

I'm pretty sure Caillou is bald so that ALL children can relate to him.  For instance, if he had red hair, the creators assumed only gingers could relate. Or if he had black hair... etc, etc.

That being said, Calliou is the root of all evil.

grr_aargh

blowfish11:

I'm pretty sure Caillou is bald so that ALL children can relate to him.  For instance, if he had red hair, the creators assumed only gingers could relate. Or if he had black hair... etc, etc.

That being said, Calliou is the root of all evil.

I wish he had purple hair so I could say "Only people with purple hair can be such whiny gits."