Anybody ever replace breastmilk

a2pfunk

with formula? You know, like you are not paying attention and dump a whole bag on the floor? You know how crazy your wife would go? Way easier to just whip up a batch of hidden formula and replace it. The other day, I couldn't find any formula, so I had to SUPER water down some pancake mix to make it look like breastmilk and then I quickly froze it. I just hope I remember to get that bag back out of the freezer before she tries to use it.

 

iWesleyd08

a2pfunk:

with formula? You know, like you are not paying attention and dump a whole bag on the floor? You know how crazy your wife would go? Way easier to just whip up a batch of hidden formula and replace it. The other day, I couldn't find any formula, so I had to SUPER water down some pancake mix to make it look like breastmilk and then I quickly froze it. I just hope I remember to get that bag back out of the freezer before she tries to use it.

 

Seriously. This is stupid.  

a2pfunk

I am going out on a limb and guessing that you have been called "uptight" in the past.

iWesleyd08

what were you doing where you dumped it on the floor? can you really not pay enough attention to what your doing for your child? does this happen often where you have hidden formula but you cant find any now, makes it sound like you somehow 'lose' breastmilk often. does your wife now you are giving your child formula? are you making it right? are you making just so it looks like breastmilk so your wife doesn't get pissed and you lose a night of sex? why are you posting on the bump. get off and get rid of that pancake crap. 

 im really hoping this whole post is a joke but some reason i doubt it.  

iWesleyd08

a2pfunk:

I am going out on a limb and guessing that you have been called "uptight" in the past.

 

nope. 

a2pfunk

Pancake crap? You never eat pancakes?

 

iWesleyd08

im hoping you went and got rid of that crap. 

apparently you don't give a crap about your child's health or this is a joke.

im hoping for that child that this is a joke.  

a2pfunk

To be fair, I am not 100% sure the child is MINE. They haven't mailed the results back yet.

 

iWesleyd08

okay. then go ahead and do whatever you want then. 

a2pfunk

I am disappointed that you are so quick to write off the value of health and nutrition for a child based solely on their status as a bastard. I would've thought you to be above that.

 

iWesleyd08

a2pfunk:

I am disappointe that you are so quick to write off the value of health and nutrition for a child based solely on their status as a bastard. I would've thought you to be above that.

 

 

well someone doesn't know me. which i am okay with.  

a2pfunk

You have beaten me with your articulate and cunning skills as a debater. I shall bow to you as the victor. But not for long. For I am going to retreat to my lair of knowldege and regroup. One day I shall conquer you, oh demon of the dads.

 

Goodnight.

 

iWesleyd08

yay i win!....

is your lair your vagina?!....

*cue middle school oooos* 

AliciaS1411

a2pfunk:

with formula? You know, like you are not paying attention and dump a whole bag on the floor? You know how crazy your wife would go? Way easier to just whip up a batch of hidden formula and replace it. The other day, I couldn't find any formula, so I had to SUPER water down some pancake mix to make it look like breastmilk and then I quickly froze it. I just hope I remember to get that bag back out of the freezer before she tries to use it.

 

Sorry to hijack your board- but I would flip my sh!t if I found out you fed my baby formula or faked a bag of BM because you weren't man enough to admit that you made a mistake and accidentally dropped a bag. To me that says their are way bigger trust issues going on than a simple mistake.  

biblionerd

I like pancakes. 

littlemac1117

sharksfan

Ok, now I'm in the mood for pancakes...

gisa886

Don't waste good pancake mix! Take that out of the freezer and whip up a batch. 

JFH2010

Just please tell me you put real maple syrup in there, not the fake crap, otherwise that's laaaaaaaame....

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KJmashup

iWesley needs the iStick removed from his iAss.

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JFH2010

Scout2005:

 

 

 

Win. 

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LILBIT1221

MJHershey

LMAO! nice one.

KJmashup

klondikebar

hidnmyname

EmpireMomof3:

Can I have blueberries in my pancakes?

No, chocolate chips!

Kitiara5512

AquaFlowers

I want pancakes now.

ateal2490

AliciaS1411:

a2pfunk:

with formula? You know, like you are not paying attention and dump a whole bag on the floor? You know how crazy your wife would go? Way easier to just whip up a batch of hidden formula and replace it. The other day, I couldn't find any formula, so I had to SUPER water down some pancake mix to make it look like breastmilk and then I quickly froze it. I just hope I remember to get that bag back out of the freezer before she tries to use it.

 

Sorry to hijack your board- but I would flip my sh!t if I found out you fed my baby formula or faked a bag of BM because you weren't man enough to admit that you made a mistake and accidentally dropped a bag. To me that says their are way bigger trust issues going on than a simple mistake.  

 

 

 Tisk, tisk. Someone needs to strap on their heels, because this went WAY over your head. 

NerdyMama2

Yum, pancakes.

ShelbehhRawrr

Lurking from AUG 2012.

 

Hehe, 1) I want pancakes now.

2) I'm going to start lurking here.

 

catahoulatte

NO ONE has brought the pancake uterus yet?!

 

Thinkerbelle80

You're gonna *** kill your baby with that watered down pancake mix.  This is sick. It would be better for you to simply tell your wife than to fake breastmilk.  You could even say he wasn't hungry and then the milk was too old or something.  Anything but faking it.  This is the worst idea in the whole world.  I'm sure your wife will be really *** pissed after your baby dies because of your dishonesty.  

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iWesleyd08

Okay so maybe I messed up by "chewing" this guy out. Im a little new to TB and didn't catch this MUD. Woops. Even if this was my first day on here, I do not think I would take this post serious in any way due to the fact that there are pancakes as replies. And you have been on here since "Thinkerbelle80

Joined on 11-30-2010"

 

 

a2pfunk

Thinkerbelle80:

You're gonna *** kill your baby with that watered down pancake mix.  This is sick. It would be better for you to simply tell your wife than to fake breastmilk.  You could even say he wasn't hungry and then the milk was too old or something.  Anything but faking it.  This is the worst idea in the whole world.  I'm sure your wife will be really *** pissed after your baby dies because of your dishonesty.  

 

For realsies?  I am guessing you aren't allowed to do a lot of independant thinking, are you?

gisa886

Thinkerbelle80:

You're gonna *** kill your baby with that watered down pancake mix.  This is sick. It would be better for you to simply tell your wife than to fake breastmilk.  You could even say he wasn't hungry and then the milk was too old or something.  Anything but faking it.  This is the worst idea in the whole world.  I'm sure your wife will be really *** pissed after your baby dies because of your dishonesty.  

Oh honey, bless your heart.