Testes Tuesday / TMI Tuesday

michaelaskedlauren · June 2012

Why not combine both into a ball of awesome? C'mon ladies, give me your grossest and/or b!tchiest complain about your DH/SO.

michaelaskedlauren · June 2012

TMI #1: DS has had lots o' boogers lately. I feel accomplished whenever I can pick them out for him.

TMI #2: My friend who had her DD 2 weeks after I had DS still hasnt DTD yet with her H. I told my DH this last night and asked him to keep this in mind whenever he complains that he only gets laid 1x a week/every other week.

Testes: I was sick over the weekend, but was doing my best to buck up and still take care of DS. On Sunday DH had plans to go to a massive BBQ festival with his brother in the city. On Saturday I told him that if I wasnt feeling better he would have to stay home and take care of DS so I wouldnt get him sick. His response? Oh, Ill just bring him to my Mom's. Ummm....no. You stay home and take care of your son and help your wife. Dumbass. Luckily I felt better so it was moot.

CuppyCakes88 · June 2012

I couldn't agree more with your Testes!

My Testes: DH and I were supposed to go out last weekend but at the last minute LO had a fever. Naturally we weren't going anywhere...or so I thought. DH asked if I would mind if he still went. How am I supposed to respond to that? Obviously if he is asking he wants to go and doesn't find the need to stay behind with me and LO on during her first fever. So he went and I ordered a chick flick on demand! "YES I MIND!". There is no way I would have been able to do that. Not that I would want to but I'm just saying if the situations were reversed I wouldn't be able to leave. I can hardly go to the grocery store while DH watched LO.

NiniJ55 · June 2012

michaelaskedlauren:

TMI #1: DS has had lots o' boogers lately. I feel accomplished whenever I can pick them out for him.

TMI #2: My friend who had her DD 2 weeks after I had DS still hasnt DTD yet with her H. I told my DH this last night and asked him to keep this in mind whenever he complains that he only gets laid 1x a week/every other week.

Testes: I was sick over the weekend, but was doing my best to buck up and still take care of DS. On Sunday DH had plans to go to a massive BBQ festival with his brother in the city. On Saturday I told him that if I wasnt feeling better he would have to stay home and take care of DS so I wouldnt get him sick. His response? Oh, Ill just bring him to my Mom's. Ummm....no. You stay home and take care of your son and help your wife. Dumbass. Luckily I felt better so it was moot.

I would have def. agreed to this! I would love to send the kids somewhere other than my own own home for babysitting. You could have gotten some "true" rest. MIL lives with us so even when he watching the LOs it's in my home -- and my mother is too far away. I would love to be alone in my own home for once.

Huahine · June 2012

My TMI is that last Friday afternoon, as we were offloading our gear from my car into a dock cart to head out to spend the weekend on our boat, LO (who poops about once a week) let loose with a massive flood of poop. Luckily his Rumparooz contained it all, but I didn't want to bring the diaper out to the boat with us. So I left it in the car.

Fast forward to Saturday night. We were hanging out at anchor, up the bay, having some cocktails with a coworker of my husband's and his wife. They guys have both worked in the methane cogeneration field. So when I mentioned the diaper in the car, they started cracking jokes about how it was going to produce so much gas in the hot car over the weekend that a window was going to blow out.

Later that night I woke up in a cold sweat from a nightmare about having to clean a fine mist of baby poo off of the interior of my new car with baby wipes. I almost woke up DH then and there so we could head back to the harbor to rescue my car from the impending doom of exploding baby poop.

namara5532 · June 2012

My TMI is that DS has his first yeast infection. He's been more fussy the past few days than normal, and he had his 4 month appointment today anyway. I just hope it clears up soon. I hate seeing him this upset. Also, he got his immunizations today, so he's a bit fussy for that too. It'll be an interesting night.

lp0 · June 2012

TMI - ds was propped up on my pillow and I was laying next to him. He was happy and laughing and then just leaned over and spit up in my face. It was so gross!!! Testes - Last week dh was coming around a sharp turn and there was a downed tree sticking out into the road and he smacked it with the side mirror of my brand new car causing a huge scuff. Fast forward two days after this and he was driving to work in my car and he rear ended the car in front of him. Demolished the front end and caused over $6,000 in damage. It doesn't even have 5,000 miles on it and he's banged it up so badly (let's not even mention the scratches, leaked oil and stains on the inside from him putting dirty car parts in with out laying down a sheet). Did I mention it was a BRAND NEW car?! Men are so stupid!