Boys are gross.

vanverth

Every kid has learned about their nose and that nostrils are perfect size for fingers and result in treasures.  Mine has learned that there is a hole in his butt and a finger will fit in it too.  Joy.

RealFloF9

My boy farts like a grown man.  OY!

gimmietimmies

I would be grossed out, but L went through that phase and poop painted too. Ugh. Teenage boys make me crazy, they make gross an art form.

stever

debbadebbadoo711

Ewwwww!  LOL!

MelissaMiso

RealFloF9:

My boy farts like a grown man.  OY!

My two week old daughter does too. So un-lady like. Thank goodness she's cute to compensate.

LoCarb

LOL!  Thanks for the laugh.

BrideBuddies

Now I need to wipe the tea off my computer screen!

Charlie loves the word "toot."   As in, "MOMMY TOOTED" as we're walking through the grocery store.

shaindelr

My little guy is in "slip-on" diapers now, and he has discovered his penis now that he can pull his diaper on and off himself. The other day, he would poke it with his finger, like, "Hey, what's that?" but hard enough that he would hurt himself. Then, he'd look at me and cry like I had done something to him. *Sigh*

KL777

LOL!

mommytoconnor

Ahahahahah.  So funny and so true.  Mine found a little brown nugget in his pants and decided to squish it in his fingers and wipe it all over himself.  Needless to say it wasn't dirt as I thought. Yuck Yuck Yuck