Nightly Confessions

VikingQueen

Sorry so late, just got home. Anything good?

Gregermis

after over 2.5 years I finally pulled out the rubber ducky I got at my bridal shower/bachelorette party last weekend.  DH and I aren't really toy people... wasn't bad, though.  Better than the not-getting-me-KU sex we've been having for over 2 years

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beachbum4304

mlal78:

Dh would kill me if he knew I was putting this out there.  We were in bed last night and he was down there, when all off a sudden he burped.....right in me.  He was mortified, and I in my head was thinking really, it seems like every time you go down there I have to fart, but I hold it in, why the h3ll can't you?

 

ROFL!!!!

Mmm79

mlal78:

Dh would kill me if he knew I was putting this out there.  We were in bed last night and he was down there, when all off a sudden he burped.....right in me.  He was mortified, and I in my head was thinking really, it seems like every time you go down there I have to fart, but I hold it in, why the h3ll can't you?

I totally just laughed out loud- and of course DH wanted to know why I was laughing. 

ireallywantapug

mlal78:

Dh would kill me if he knew I was putting this out there.  We were in bed last night and he was down there, when all off a sudden he burped.....right in me.  He was mortified, and I in my head was thinking really, it seems like every time you go down there I have to fart, but I hold it in, why the h3ll can't you?

Holy crap I can barely breathe now! Thank you for the laugh! 

holly_g13

mlal78:

Dh would kill me if he knew I was putting this out there.  We were in bed last night and he was down there, when all off a sudden he burped.....right in me.  He was mortified, and I in my head was thinking really, it seems like every time you go down there I have to fart, but I hold it in, why the h3ll can't you?

OMG! Seriously LOL. Okay, so we were BD and DH couldn't finish because he said it was too hot and he was dehydrated, even with our fan on. And since we're suppose to be BD e/o day from CD9-20, I Just set my alarm for 4:30am to try and get some before he goes to work. Hahaha! DH just asked what I was doing and I told him I was on TB. He said, oh great, You telling everyone I couldn't perform? I of course said NO! Guess I better get going... Shhhh!!!

neesie3173

mlal78:

Dh would kill me if he knew I was putting this out there.  We were in bed last night and he was down there, when all off a sudden he burped.....right in me.  He was mortified, and I in my head was thinking really, it seems like every time you go down there I have to fart, but I hold it in, why the h3ll can't you?

Haven't been here long, but that is the best confession I have heard so far!

neesie3173

The other night as I was reading the confessions, I saw a post that sent hugs, even though they aren't supposed to allowed in NC (good to know!) Well, until the little light bulb went on about 30 seconds ago, I wondered why people in North Carolina didn't hug. Not one of my brighter moments!

pinktrojanbride120107

I should call the doctor about my crazy long cycle, but I don't like him and, quite frankly, I've lost my motivation and don't care enough to.  I'm frustrated that my body doesn't want to cooperate and I feel like giving up.  And, that just makes me feel guilty, because I know this journey has just begun.

mhubbar5

neesie3173:

The other night as I was reading the confessions, I saw a post that sent hugs, even though they aren't supposed to allowed in NC (good to know!) Well, until the little light bulb went on about 30 seconds ago, I wondered why people in North Carolina didn't hug. Not one of my brighter moments!

 

Ohhhh man.... I thought I was the only one left in the dark about hugging not being allowed in North Carolina. Glad I am not the only one with those "Duh" moments.