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Contest: Post your best non-sequitur!!

dnagaldnagal
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Post a statement, having nothing to do with anything.  Particularly, nothing to do with childrearing, pregnancy, or other womanly issues of note.  I will judge and reward the winner with "Big Ups" in a separate post.
 

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Re: Contest: Post your best non-sequitur!!

  • CubbyMamaCubbyMama

    If Barack Obama were a dog, his name would be Bark O-paw-ma.

    (I actually had a dream last night that there was a dog candidate by that name.  Apparently, I come up with really stupid puns in my subconscious.  Awesome.)

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    Kiwi Fruit, 10.2.06 & Ellie Bug, 4.5.09

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  • MrsEricksonMrsErickson
    I'm bothered by the fact that Donald Duck only wears a shirt but when he gets out of the bath he wraps a towel around his waist.
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  • KrisBriMcBunnyKrisBriMcBunny member
    does it truly taste like chicken?
    Josh-10/1/87, Brittany 3/9/91, Mandi 7/26/92, Michelle 9/11/06 image I'M GRAPE JELLY- ALWAYS AROUND & ALWAYS THE SAME If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me. For I must be traveling on now. Because there are too many places I've got to see. -Allen Collins & Ronnie VanZant My favorite verse!
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  • BubblyToesBubblyToes member
    It seemed as if the crows were calling his name, thought Caw.
    Kill all my demons and my angels might die too. -Tennessee Williams

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    You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.
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  • vtgirlvtgirl
    If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it's a f*ckin'duck, so stop arguing with me!
    *Corrina born August 30, 2006* *Kaya born August 6, 2009* brimageBaby Birthday Ticker Ticker Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker
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  • dnagaldnagal
    LOL doing great so far!! Keep em coming!
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  • HisBetterHalfHisBetterHalf

    What do you call a deer with no eyes?

        I have no-eye-deer

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

        I still have no-eye-deer

    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no peni$?

        I still have no f_cking eye-deer 

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  • brightningbrightning member
    My dog's paws always smell like Fritos.
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