Dear threat of possible rain:

sayruh

Please stay away from my house this afternoon.  It's been so long since I could sun my diapers and they are diiiiiiiiiingy.  Currently they are out in the driveway so if you could just stay clear today, I would really appreciate it.  

You could come tomorrow and play; we don't have any outdoor plans.  

 

Yours very truly,

sayruh. 

sayruh

And I'm pretty sure the universe saw this post and created a rain cloud sent especially for me.  Pout.

CurbsideProphet

Sorry about the rain.