This name list is FULL of fail!

AsOctoberFalls

Pampers had a post on their facebook page asking parents if they gave their kids a unique or a traditional name.  As of a few minutes ago, there were 663 comments.  I only read through a few of them, and I encountered some of the worst names I've ever had the displeasure of reading.  I feel awful for these kids!

Note: I may DD this since it's in poor taste to make fun of existing (not hypothetical) names.  But man, most of these names got a MAJOR side eye from me!

Boys:

Soyer

Jaxson Bray

Jaedyn Anthony

Kadena Kingsley
Zayden Braxton

Bentley Jax

Storm

Levye Adele (yes, that is a boy)

Chathum

 

Girls:

Jurnee Maleah Miracle

Aviana Brielle

Juinevere (pronounced as Guinevere)

LeLu Kyra

Karalynn Quinn

Caldera Pascal

Makayley

 

Not sure of sex? I couldn?t tell from the names and they didn?t specify:

Oaklee Nikluai

Blaige (smoosh name of Blake and Paige)

Lennon Lee

 

Sibsets

Atreyew (after the Neverending Story ? spelled incorrectly, of course) and Ameliyah and Jezzakiah

Jakobee Robert and Jaylyn Darius

Brayden and Gentry and Hudson

Auki and Arya and Akua and Azek (siblings ? no clue if these are boys or girls)

Shiloh and Gracen (both boys)

Rylinn and Jamezon

Kamryn Lee and Kloe Addalee

Drezden and Harlan

 

broomy

LOL!! I love that your siggy pic is a perfect reaction to this horrendous list.

Schnebs

I think i just vomited a little.  THOSE ARE AWFUL!

MrsMSG

Why, people, why?  I mean, seriously, I DO NOT GET IT when parents burden their LOs with these awful names...

Heartcease

I saw the first one, Soyer, and almost didn't read further.  Might have saved me from the horrible eye twitch I'm having now.  

strawberrytree

Ewwwwwwww. Phonics just cried. 

Allycat11

Just awful.

stahlop

What is with the name Jezzakiah?  I have a friend who's nephew is named this and I just saw this somewhere else the other day as well?

Lelu?  As in Milla Jovavich's character from The Fifth Element? 

bethanyui

Blaige sounds like a sound I'd make upon eating something nasty.

JaneGold

I am LOLing that "Juinevere" could ever possibly be pronounced like "Guinevere."  Gs and Js are not necessarily interchangeable!

karen_loy

Wow! Just awful!

JaysonandKristin

JaneGold:

I am LOLing that "Juinevere" could ever possibly be pronounced like "Guinevere."  Gs and Js are not necessarily interchangeable!

You are so terribly correct; when followed by a u, the g makes the "guh" not the "juh" sound...  Just terrible.  All of them.  I don't know why, but these names actually make me angry. 

Aubs0009

Yikes, my head hurts!

crysleeg

broomy:

LOL!! I love that your siggy pic is a perfect reaction to this horrendous list.

 haha!! I thought the exact same thing.

What's with such terrible spelling for names? This list is difficult to read...ugh.

Kelli7025

I actually really love the Brayden/Gentry/Hudson sibset. I love all 3 of those names, and they are spelled correctly

AsOctoberFalls

stahlop:

Lelu?  As in Milla Jovavich's character from The Fifth Element? 

Yup.  They said it was from a sci fi movie.  

queenbone

Not good, people!  Not Good!

Harlan is a real name though, and one I love; however, being paired with Drezden is perfectly dreadful.

almostjennifer

bethanyui:

Blaige sounds like a sound I'd make upon eating something nasty.

LOL!

And Juneviere isn't even phonetically possible.

MissArvay

Not all of the names are bad. The spellings need a little help.