Bathroom Words

yeladim · April 2012

What words will you teach your LO for:

1. Number 1

2. Number 2

3. Penis

4. Vagina

5. Anus

craxyrae · April 2012

1. Number 1 - pee

2. Number 2 - poop

3. Penis - penis

4. Vagina - vagina

5. Anus - not sure?

yeladim · April 2012

I've got pee and poop. Not sure about the rest. Maybe one of you will give me a good idea (or at least a good laugh).

pettycrocker · April 2012

MLESSER100:
What words will you teach your LO for:
1. Number 1 - Pee
2. Number 2- Poop
3. Penis- Penis
4. Vagina- Vagina
5. Anus- Umm.... butthole?? I don't know. I've never said anus in my life, and I have a feeling any child of mine will call it their a$$ hole no matter how hard I try to "clean up" my filthy mouth.

tawillers · April 2012

craxyrae:

1. Number 1 - pee

2. Number 2 - poop

3. Penis - penis

4. Vagina - vagina

5. Anus - not sure?

Ditto this, but we say butt when we're talking about where poop comes out of.

mainemommy · April 2012

Pee, poop, vagina, penis, butt. For personal safety issues they know anus, but they just use butt.

lucylea · April 2012

MLESSER100:
What words will you teach your LO for:
1. Number 1: Pee
2. Number 2: Poop
3. Penis: Penis
4. Vagina: Vagina
5. Anus: In general we just use bottom.

Mason&Mama · April 2012

Pee, poop, penis, vagina, and butt/bum. I hate the word anus.

Little&BigPea · April 2012

Mason&Mama:
Pee, poop, penis, vagina, and butt/bum. I hate the word anus.

This, but DH has a hard time with the v-word (lol) and we have started just referring to it as her girlies, but I WILL teach her the proper words for the parts of her body. I think that is important, IMO.

gucciman3 · April 2012

MLESSER100:

What words will you teach your LO for:

1. Number 1 - Pee

2. Number 2 - Poop

3. Penis - Dinky doo

4. Vagina - Who Who (sp)

5. Anus - Butt

Mason&Mama · April 2012

gucciman3:
MLESSER100:

What words will you teach your LO for:

1. Number 1 - Pee

2. Number 2 - Poop

3. Penis - Dinky doo

4. Vagina - Who Who (sp)

5. Anus - Butt

Fabulous. I can imagine the birds and the bees talk. The man takes his dinky doo and places it in the who who. Love it.

pettycrocker · April 2012

Mason&Mama:
gucciman3:
MLESSER100:

What words will you teach your LO for:

1. Number 1 - Pee

2. Number 2 - Poop

3. Penis - Dinky doo

4. Vagina - Who Who (sp)

5. Anus - Butt
Fabulous. I can imagine the birds and the bees talk. The man takes his dinky doo and places it in the who who. Love it.

LOL I am cracking up. This should be the next Dr.Suess book.

MISSMOLLY1214 · April 2012

Little&BigPea:

Mason&Mama:
Pee, poop, penis, vagina, and butt/bum. I hate the word anus.

This, but DH has a hard time with the v-word (lol) and we have started just referring to it as her girlies, but I WILL teach her the proper words for the parts of her body. I think that is important, IMO.

When she is older I will teach her the proper words too. But for right now, DH has the same problem, so we call it her lady bits. Big Smile

swimiz500 · April 2012

Mason&Mama:
Pee, poop, penis, vagina, and butt/bum. I hate the word anus.

This. Though I do use "lady business" right now, but she will know what it actually is.

AmandaP678 · April 2012

MISSMOLLY1214:
Little&BigPea:

Mason&Mama:
Pee, poop, penis, vagina, and butt/bum. I hate the word anus.

This, but DH has a hard time with the v-word (lol) and we have started just referring to it as her girlies, but I WILL teach her the proper words for the parts of her body. I think that is important, IMO.

When she is older I will teach her the proper words too. But for right now, DH has the same problem, so we call it her lady bits.

lady bits always makes me laugh

Timmy calls his penis a snake or a hose.He also makes sure it makes hissing noises! No clue where he learned that from either

But we use pee/poop butt/bum penis. And it must be in boys DNA because he loves bathroom words already and thinks they are hilarious.

Timshel17 · April 2012

AmandaP678:
MISSMOLLY1214:
Little&BigPea:

Mason&Mama:
Pee, poop, penis, vagina, and butt/bum. I hate the word anus.

This, but DH has a hard time with the v-word (lol) and we have started just referring to it as her girlies, but I WILL teach her the proper words for the parts of her body. I think that is important, IMO.

When she is older I will teach her the proper words too. But for right now, DH has the same problem, so we call it her lady bits.
lady bits always makes me laugh
Timmy calls his penis a snake or a hose.He also makes sure it makes hissing noises! No clue where he learned that from either
But we use pee/poop butt/bum penis. And it must be in boys DNA because he loves bathroom words already and thinks they are hilarious.

"Lady bits" also makes me laugh. It just makes me think, "Is there more than one?" Haha... so strange!

losmitty · May 2012

1. We say "tinkle" (b/c one of my grandmothers used that and I think it's cute/funny. But pee or pee-pee is used too.

2. poop/poo

3. and 4. "privates"

5. Booty!

s00z · May 2012

Timshel17:
AmandaP678:
MISSMOLLY1214:
Little&BigPea:

Mason&Mama:
Pee, poop, penis, vagina, and butt/bum. I hate the word anus.

This, but DH has a hard time with the v-word (lol) and we have started just referring to it as her girlies, but I WILL teach her the proper words for the parts of her body. I think that is important, IMO.

When she is older I will teach her the proper words too. But for right now, DH has the same problem, so we call it her lady bits.
lady bits always makes me laugh
Timmy calls his penis a snake or a hose.He also makes sure it makes hissing noises! No clue where he learned that from either
But we use pee/poop butt/bum penis. And it must be in boys DNA because he loves bathroom words already and thinks they are hilarious.
"Lady bits" also makes me laugh. It just makes me think, "Is there more than one?" Haha... so strange!

Haha! You guys are cracking me up...snake! My husband also says "lady bits"! But, for the most part we will use pee, poop, penis, vagina, and butt.

jlsimon56 · May 2012

We say pee and poo. I don't like poop.

Vagina, penis.

Bum or bottom. I don't like butt.

boogerbearoriginal · May 2012

1. Number 1 - Pee

2. Number 2 - Poop

3. Penis - Penis

4. Vagina - Vagina

5. Anus - You mean butt, like sit on your butt? I don't know that my parents ever talked about our actual anus and I can't imagine teaching LO anything other than butthole? Or just butt referring to their rear end.

Saltina11 · May 2012

MLESSER100:

What words will you teach your LO for:

1. Number 1- Pee

2. Number 2- Poop

3. Penis- penis

4. Vagina- lady bits or privates

5. Anus- butt

Firefly9 · May 2012

1. Number 1 - Pee

2. Number 2 - Poop

3. Penis - Penis or weiner. My husband accidentally combined them one day and called it a peiner.

4. Vagina - If we ever have a girl, vagina.

5. Anus - if you are referring to butt, then just butt. Butthole, well...I don't know yet.

We have friends who want to refer to everything correctly, i.e. calling poop feces. "Do you have to go feces?" BUT, their son caught the dad off guard one day and asked what his penis was called, and he said it was a dinger. HAHA

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