I was trying to describe the upcoming community Easter egg hunt to DD so she wouldn't be freaked by the amount of kids there. I told her there would be a LOT of boys and girls running for the eggs. Cue DH piping in, oh so helpfully:
"It's like the Hunger Games, honey. Whatever you do, stay away from the cornucopia. It's a bloodbath at the cornucopia."
At that point I was laughing too hard to finish.
DD -- 5YO
DS -- 3YO