Funny rhymes/sayings

imoverit

So I find myself singing funny rhymes to my LO and wondered if any bumpies do this too. What are some of your favorites?  Id like to add to my list.

Here are a few I say:

When I burp-"pardon me for being rude. It was not me it was my food. It got so lonely down below. It just popped up to say 'hello'."

"you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. " 

imoverit

Ha!  I guess Im the only one. LOL