Listen, newbs.

Dr.BeepersWife

::awaiting the "throatpunch" for lessons in technique::

 

BlairWaldorf

ecoseriu:

::awaiting the "throatpunch" for lessons in technique::

 

Ball up fist (don't tuck your thumb inside or you'll break it).  Grab Tonto by the back of the neck.  Insert fist in jugular until it meets your other hand.

Dr.BeepersWife

I just LOL at work and two girls are now staring at me.

 Now who here will I test this out on......hmmmm

kittybits21

BlairWaldorf:

Badass Blair starts now, 24/7 of pure b!tch.  I'm chugging the Haterade.

::channels mr. burns:: eeeeexcellent.

lurkdom has never been so rewarding. but... hate that it had to happen this way.

ginifred

LOVE this post! 

 And I love Blair, but thats for another place and time...

ChiOmegaGirl

Reading the description of the throat punching technique hurts my throat, but I've greatly reduced my risk of future thumb fractures, so it evens out.