s/o names: what's the worst name or youneek spelling you've seen?

Magenta728

On FB, I saw someone who named their son "Izayah". Great name, awful spelling.

skidaisy

Allexys...youneek

Z'Antha...worst

 

taitai07

I didn't see this personally, but my friend who is in med school had a pediatric patient named La'Dynasty. Except that her name was written on the chart as "LADYNASTY." She walked into the room and asked "how are you feeling this morning Lady Nasty?" The mom was so p!ssed.

Syncronicity09

taitai07:

I didn't see this personally, but my friend who is in med school had a pediatric patient named La'Dynasty. Except that her name was written on the chart as "LADYNASTY." She walked into the room and asked "how are you feeling this morning Lady Nasty?" The mom was so p!ssed.

Lol...Awesome. The Mom didn't see that coming before she named her poor child this?

Sunidaze

Our daycare also has a 'Paitin' as well as a 'Mackston'.  There are a few other...odd ones. 

At least with Stella's name, there really are no other spelling options (although I'm sure someone could come up with something different).

On a side note.  My cousin's name is Holie.  Why is it spelled that way?  Because my uncle did not know how to spell Holly.  No joke.

jkchs2003

Queen Elizabeth

Syncronicity09

A FB friend has a DD named Mahkenna. Its not the worst name out there, but it still bugs me. I think its because Mahkenna's Mommy can't spell anything and I always think her daughter will forever be stuck with another one of her Mom's spelling errors. I imagine her sounding out the name when she was picking it and spelling it phonetically.

RobinSparkles81

taitai07:

"how are you feeling this morning Lady Nasty?"

jcsumm0

I taught a girl named Dusty Rhoades.  And a girl named Candance.  Not Candace--Can Dance.  And a Kaylib. (boy)

supermom83

taitai07:

I didn't see this personally, but my friend who is in med school had a pediatric patient named La'Dynasty. Except that her name was written on the chart as "LADYNASTY." She walked into the room and asked "how are you feeling this morning Lady Nasty?" The mom was so p!ssed.

OMG, Ladynasty wins hands down! lol

The most complicated names I've ever seen were Thai names. They are like 20 letters long and impossible to pronounce! Thank goodness my IL's chose a short name for DH (even though his name is a little weird too) 

DH went to a conference once in Thailand and the man sitting next to him's name was Sucksawang. I kid you not. DH called me from the lobby giggling and laughing like a little school girl. He said it took all his mortal power not to laugh in the guys face when he read his name tag.  

Magenta728

taitai07:

I didn't see this personally, but my friend who is in med school had a pediatric patient named La'Dynasty. Except that her name was written on the chart as "LADYNASTY." She walked into the room and asked "how are you feeling this morning Lady Nasty?" The mom was so p!ssed.

:dead:

march2008

The most bizarre one I've seen is Square, but they pronounced it "Sqwa-ray".

MommaG123

A girl I went to HS with named her daughter Mattingly... which just seems weird to me.

bunnymama625

Rondae and Ronday-- twins, boy girl

My mother used to work with a Female- pronounces Fa Mah Lay - the story was they hadn't decided on a name when she was born, and when the baby came from the nursery in an incubator marked "Last Name, Female" they thought the hospital named the baby for them.

jkchs2003

bunnymama625:

Rondae and Ronday-- twins, boy girl

My mother used to work with a Female- pronounces Fa Mah Lay - the story was they hadn't decided on a name when she was born, and when the baby came from the nursery in an incubator marked "Last Name, Female" they thought the hospital named the baby for them.

Have you told that story before? It sound familiar.

RobinSparkles81

Surprisingly, in all my years of teaching, I haven't had any students with horribly "youneek" names.  I did have an Axel once...but I kind of thought it worked for him.

Syncronicity09

jkchs2003:

bunnymama625:

Rondae and Ronday-- twins, boy girl

My mother used to work with a Female- pronounces Fa Mah Lay - the story was they hadn't decided on a name when she was born, and when the baby came from the nursery in an incubator marked "Last Name, Female" they thought the hospital named the baby for them.

Have you told that story before? It sound familiar.

I have heard that story many times from different sources. 

taitai07

Magenta728:

taitai07:

I didn't see this personally, but my friend who is in med school had a pediatric patient named La'Dynasty. Except that her name was written on the chart as "LADYNASTY." She walked into the room and asked "how are you feeling this morning Lady Nasty?" The mom was so p!ssed.

:dead:

I know!! I died laughing the first time she told the story. She has many great med school stories, but this one is my favorite to steal :-)

RobinSparkles81

jkchs2003:

bunnymama625:

Rondae and Ronday-- twins, boy girl

My mother used to work with a Female- pronounces Fa Mah Lay - the story was they hadn't decided on a name when she was born, and when the baby came from the nursery in an incubator marked "Last Name, Female" they thought the hospital named the baby for them.

Have you told that story before? It sound familiar.

I was thinking the same thing! lol

bunnymama625

MrsPrevost:

jkchs2003:

bunnymama625:

Rondae and Ronday-- twins, boy girl

My mother used to work with a Female- pronounces Fa Mah Lay - the story was they hadn't decided on a name when she was born, and when the baby came from the nursery in an incubator marked "Last Name, Female" they thought the hospital named the baby for them.

Have you told that story before? It sound familiar.

I have heard that story many times from different sources. 

 

Really? I wonder if they are all from the same woman or if this is a common mistake? I met her-- she fortunately had a sense of humor about it

Magenta728

bunnymama625:

MrsPrevost:

jkchs2003:

bunnymama625:

Rondae and Ronday-- twins, boy girl

My mother used to work with a Female- pronounces Fa Mah Lay - the story was they hadn't decided on a name when she was born, and when the baby came from the nursery in an incubator marked "Last Name, Female" they thought the hospital named the baby for them.

Have you told that story before? It sound familiar.

I have heard that story many times from different sources. 

 

Really?I wonder if they are all from the same woman or if this is a common mistake? I met her-- she fortunately had a sense of humor about it

You actually met this woman named Female? That's crazy and so cool at the same time! I always heard it was an urban legend, but no one had ever actually met one.

Syncronicity09

bunnymama625:

MrsPrevost:

jkchs2003:

bunnymama625:

Rondae and Ronday-- twins, boy girl

My mother used to work with a Female- pronounces Fa Mah Lay - the story was they hadn't decided on a name when she was born, and when the baby came from the nursery in an incubator marked "Last Name, Female" they thought the hospital named the baby for them.

Have you told that story before? It sound familiar.

I have heard that story many times from different sources. 

 

Really? I wonder if they are all from the same woman or if this is a common mistake? I met her-- she fortunately had a sense of humor about it

It could have already made it onto a web post or something and was so funny everyone shared! I am assuming this woman is an adult, so that is many years of people talking about her name.I think it was on this board way back when we were all still pregnant and picking names. I know my co workers have mentioned it too.

bunnymama625

I might have posted about it when we were preg I'm sure we had lots of threads about names then

Yes-- I've met her-- my mother worked with her for a few years-- she lives in Putnam County, NY.

I thought of another-- my cousin and I went to camp with sisters, Melody and Harmony-- their parents were music teachers-- they were super sweet girls.

just kita

bunnymama625:

Rondae and Ronday-- twins, boy girl

My mother used to work with a Female- pronounces Fa Mah Lay - the story was they hadn't decided on a name when she was born, and when the baby came from the nursery in an incubator marked "Last Name, Female" they thought the hospital named the baby for them.

My friend taught a little boy named "noname" - pronounced "no nom ay", she assumes the same kind of thing happened to him.

She has also taught a "shithead" pronounced shy thee ed, "babygirl" and "lovetyz" pronounced love tease.  

kmv68

I am a teacher, this year's winner:

Jetter, oh no, not jetter, as in like an airplane....pronounced Jeter, as in Derek Jeter.  His parents are obsessed Yankee fans but apparently didn't check the spelling!

Kam'Ron (awful spelling)

Champange, Fantasia, Kiandreeis (Key-on-dree-ese)

amberpro

There was a family at my school where the 2 boys were named James (after dad) and the daughter was Jamesha (again, I after dad, I guess).  It reminded me of George Foreman.  I had Jamesha in my class.  

I've had a Shantambrenikwa.  Sweet little girl- couldn't spell her name when she came to me, poor thing.  

I had a TeKeyah Rose once- kept wanting to call her Tequila.  

There is a Cavasia in 3rd grade right now.  

I friend of mine had a Kia Sephia in her 2nd grade class several years ago.  

I had a Tea once (pronounced Tia), and a Tittyanna (pronounced Tatiana).

 

I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can think of off the top of my head.   

Telly21182

Magenta728:

bunnymama625:

MrsPrevost:

jkchs2003:

bunnymama625:

Rondae and Ronday-- twins, boy girl

My mother used to work with a Female- pronounces Fa Mah Lay - the story was they hadn't decided on a name when she was born, and when the baby came from the nursery in an incubator marked "Last Name, Female" they thought the hospital named the baby for them.

Have you told that story before? It sound familiar.

I have heard that story many times from different sources. 

 

Really?I wonder if they are all from the same woman or if this is a common mistake? I met her-- she fortunately had a sense of humor about it

You actually met this woman named Female? That's crazy and so cool at the same time! I always heard it was an urban legend, but no one had ever actually met one.

I always thought it was an urban legend too.  I've heard that story before - for a few years.  Well, not necessarily the story, but the name Female and pronunciation.

Just like, I also have heard the name La-A (La Dash Ah) from multiple sources so I've always assumed another UL.  Now I wonder.

I also would have thought Nevaeh was a made up UL as well but it's on lists! 

Spartanmama722

There's a cashier at my local grocery store named Kashay. That's probably my favorite. 

amberpro

Telly21182:

I also would have thought Nevaeh was a made up UL as well but it's on lists! 

I have a Nevaeh this year.  Sweetest, smartest, prettiest girl you ever did meet.  I'd take 20 of her.  Changed my entire opinion of the name

jcsumm0

just kita:

bunnymama625:

Rondae and Ronday-- twins, boy girl

My mother used to work with a Female- pronounces Fa Mah Lay - the story was they hadn't decided on a name when she was born, and when the baby came from the nursery in an incubator marked "Last Name, Female" they thought the hospital named the baby for them.

My friend taught a little boy named "noname" - pronounced "no nom ay", she assumes the same kind of thing happened to him.

She has also taught a "shithead" pronounced shy thee ed, "babygirl" and "lovetyz" pronounced love tease.  

I call shenanigans on your friend.

amanda1680

I've posted these before, but here are some awful spellings (all siblings):
Kailynne
Alexyiss
Addacynn
Koletonn

Names that are just NMS:
Kyus

There are more that I'm just not thinking of right now...

LowTalker23

My friend used to be a phlebomitist and worked in the NICU. On his chart the name of the baby said "Chocolate Mattress". When he went to draw blood, he said "Okay, Miss Chocolate Mattress, just one little stick." The mother FREAKED, screamed at him and said "Her name is Chocolate (pronounced Shock-a-latte) Mattress (pronounced Mah-trese)!!!!!" He was mortified! We still joke about shock-a-latte mah-trese constantly.

monkeysmama62

We were at Golden Corral one time and there was a mom sitting next to us calling for her daughter Sha'Diamond. The little girl looked about 10. I felt horrible that her mom named her that. DH husband an his friends that were with us still make fun of the name.

MrsSparklesMcGee

I was a teacher's assistant for a class when I was in high school.  One student's name was Precious Unique.

I was also in high school with someone named Harry Quach (say it out loud...).

SarahP15

I got nothin, but this thread had me rolling.

vigurl

amberpro:

I friend of mine had a Kia Sephia in her 2nd grade class several years ago.  

 

Coudn't they have gone for Alexus, Bently, Porshe instead???

vigurl

Oh I got one.  My mom has a friend who named her son "Prince Charles".  I grew up with the little boy and even when I was 10 I thought it was a strage name.

walter7878

At work, I know a girl named Brittanniee. That's not a bad name, but she has to spell it ALL THE TIME. ("Two t's, two n's, two e's.")

jkchs2003

SarahP15:

I got nothin, but this thread had me rolling.

mrsmullins0500

Justyn, Prestyn, Zaylynn, Zaydyn..I seen a horrible one a few days ago that I really wanted to tell you girls about and now I can't remember!!

magnoliablossom00

bluejill15:

My friend used to be a phlebomitist and worked in the NICU. On his chart the name of the baby said "Chocolate Mattress". When he went to draw blood, he said "Okay, Miss Chocolate Mattress, just one little stick." The mother FREAKED, screamed at him and said "Her name is Chocolate (pronounced Shock-a-latte) Mattress (pronounced Mah-trese)!!!!!" He was mortified! We still joke about shock-a-latte mah-trese constantly.

This is AWESOME. Hahahahaha!

I used to teach and have had some zingers, but can't seem to remember a lot of them now. I've had several children named Heaven and Nevaeh. I also have taught Marquis (pronounced mar-queese, which always sounded like qu**f to me, not to be graphic), Marquavius, Jaquavius... Just kind of different I guess. 

I had a beautiful little Italian girl named MiaBella ("my beautiful" in Italian). Unusual name but lovely, also!

My mom also teaches and she has had a Paige Turner (page turner, just weird) and a Winter Storm.