Apparently she craves buttered Pop tarts - yup, buttered. No wonder she is huge!
And with that I'm reminded of the commercial where the guy has middle school girls following him around when he eats anything disgusting..."Ew..dude..just Ew." "Yeah..totally gross"
Wow! Really? I would have already fallen in those shoes! No thank you! That dress is so hideous, and it does make her bump look lumpy. I read somewhere that she is having a girl but nothing has been confirmed I think. So not a good preggo look!
With the craziness of Hollywood I am glad she she is not afraid to gain some weight while pregnant. Good for her! I don't think she looks bad. I am sure she can get it off after the birth.
This thread is cracking me up. I've seen her in a few TV promos lately and wondered if she wasn't gaining too much weight or just having swelling issues. As a celebrity, I'm sure she'll drop all that weight in no time. Celebrity moms always seem to be back to their 5Ts within a month of delivery.
I read an article the other day about how she doesn't think any maternity clothes are cute so she's just been buying bigger clothes so she can be comfortable. Sorry, Jess, but your snobbery isn't doing you, your ginormous tatas, or your desperately-in-need-of-a-belly-band tummy any favors. Advice from a poor preggo who still gets hit on by strangers? Invest in some kind of shapewear. For everybody's sake.
I know it's hard to find cute maternity clothes, but come on Jessica! Don't just give up!
She has her own fashion line! She could design her own cute maternity clothes! Plus, I really don't know how she's walking in those heels! My feet would swell up in those even not pregnant!
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The problem is that there is just way too much fabric on this dress. If it was short, or sleeveless, it might be more flattering, but it's a tent and NOBODY looks good in a tent. I like the color though.
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Lost my dear husband, October 3, 2012. You are the bear of my heart dear, and nothing can take that away.
birches laugh it up now! at 9months you see how svelt you look.
puuulease
Lol I was just thinking this. Funny how a group of PG women will sit here and judge another PG woman (who was probably more in shape than 99% of this board pre pregnancy)... Karma's a *** so I'm not sayin' a word.
She has always been my husband's crush and when I saw a picture of her last week, I sent my husband a screenshot and said, "Aren't you glad you married me and not her?" This is the picture I sent (can't do clicky)
birches laugh it up now! at 9months you see how svelt you look.
puuulease
Lol I was just thinking this. Funny how a group of PG women will sit here and judge another PG woman (who was probably more in shape than 99% of this board pre pregnancy)... Karma's a *** so I'm not sayin' a word.
Eat the dang pop tarts if you want to.
That's what I mean. I think she looks fine, it's just not a flattering dress.
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Lost my dear husband, October 3, 2012. You are the bear of my heart dear, and nothing can take that away.
Luckily, none of us are celebrities who are regularly scrutinized for our style choices. I will have pretty much 100% control of any photos taken of me late in my pregnancy and even if some nasty ones do manage to get out, no one will care.
Re: OMG Jessica Simpson
i saw this pic today and was like whooooaaaaa...How far along is she? Her boobs must weigh like 7lbs each!
Do we know if its a boy or a girl yet?
Woah...and I thought I was putting on too much weight.
She's got to be having a boy and from the looks of it, he's going to be at least 9 pounds.
And with that I'm reminded of the commercial where the guy has middle school girls following him around when he eats anything disgusting..."Ew..dude..just Ew." "Yeah..totally gross"
OMG! Does anyone know when she's due?! Hopefully it's soon since she's HUGE! Losing that weight is gonna suck!
She has to be crazy wearing shoes like that! And that outfit....oye! Poor Jessica, someone needs to save her.
But I do agree that her hair looks great!
I definitely see areola.
Baby BOY is due May 23, 2014!
I think she's already got a deal going with Weight Watchers, so any weight she gains now is just money in the bank
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Imagine a love so strong that saying hello and goodbye the same day was worth the sorrow.She has been wearing very high heels all the time. There isn't a day where I don't see her wearing heels.
Also, I feel like she's been PG forever.....when is she due?!
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I read an article the other day about how she doesn't think any maternity clothes are cute so she's just been buying bigger clothes so she can be comfortable. Sorry, Jess, but your snobbery isn't doing you, your ginormous tatas, or your desperately-in-need-of-a-belly-band tummy any favors. Advice from a poor preggo who still gets hit on by strangers? Invest in some kind of shapewear. For everybody's sake.
Link to the article: https://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2012/01/jessica-simpson-due-date-pregnant-maternity-clothes.html
Hey now I've eaten buttered pop tarts my whole life
And I've never been Jessica Simpson size 
I'm pretty sure E! News said she was buying little girls outfits.
She has her own fashion line! She could design her own cute maternity clothes! Plus, I really don't know how she's walking in those heels! My feet would swell up in those even not pregnant!
birches laugh it up now! at 9months you see how svelt you look.
puuulease
TTC since October 2009
2 failed IUIs with Clomid
IVF #1, ER 10/29/2011
ET 11/3/2011
One embryo transferred, four frozen
11/12/2011, BFP, 11/13/2011, BFP, 11/14/2011, BFP
First Beta 11/14/2011, 499
Second Beta 11/16/2011, 893
Third Beta 11/18/2011, 1510
Lost my dear husband, October 3, 2012. You are the bear of my heart dear, and nothing can take that away.
Lol I was just thinking this. Funny how a group of PG women will sit here and judge another PG woman (who was probably more in shape than 99% of this board pre pregnancy)... Karma's a *** so I'm not sayin' a word.
Eat the dang pop tarts if you want to.
She has always been my husband's crush and when I saw a picture of her last week, I sent my husband a screenshot and said, "Aren't you glad you married me and not her?" This is the picture I sent (can't do clicky)
https://cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/20/1Jessica-Simpson-Pregnant-021712-435x580.jpg
Holy boobs!! I'm just glad I'm not toting anything like those around!!
I so agree.
I can't stand the bagging on other women. Drives me crazy.
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That's what I mean. I think she looks fine, it's just not a flattering dress.
TTC since October 2009
2 failed IUIs with Clomid
IVF #1, ER 10/29/2011
ET 11/3/2011
One embryo transferred, four frozen
11/12/2011, BFP, 11/13/2011, BFP, 11/14/2011, BFP
First Beta 11/14/2011, 499
Second Beta 11/16/2011, 893
Third Beta 11/18/2011, 1510
Lost my dear husband, October 3, 2012. You are the bear of my heart dear, and nothing can take that away.