C&P Funny things we say

MarSamWhitney

https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/63630829.aspx

I thought those were pretty funny, especially OP's "Please stop talking on the meat!"

LOL!!!  What funny things do you find yourself saying?

MarSamWhitney

Aside from my LO's nickname being Boogie...I do sing a song that is rather mortifying, but it has been making her dance the past few days, so I just go with it.

I had once said "Do you have a cuca butt?" (Growing up, my mom called poop cuca, I assume that is the spelling.)  Anyways,  I started to do it in a sing song voice "Cuca butt!! cuca butt, Whitney has a cuca butt!" and she laughs and laughs.

I do  a lot of the "Don't touch that! Oh screw it." too.

broccolitree

'don't pick momma's nose.'

'GLASSES ARE NOT A TOY. GLASSES NO.'

She hasn't really been talking yet so I've been repeating things constantly, and every so often I'll catch myself and realize what a weirdo I sound like. "DUCK! DUCK! DUCK! *squeakasqueaka* DUCK! DUCK! DUCK! DUCK!" "da!" "THAT'S PROBABLY KIND OF RIGHT DUCK!"

MarSamWhitney

I thought for sure you were going to say NYAH. You have let me down Broc.

freeatlast2014

-JT, do you want to play with your balls? (in the ball pit)

-Don't do pip-eez on Mommy!

-Did you do poopies? (3 times a day, yes, he's a healthy pooper) And while I say this he runs in the other direction

That's all I can come up with now. I'm sure there are more! 

Shleenish

I call James "Boss" sometimes, someone told me I shouldn't do that because it gives him seniority over me (HE's ONE)

Did you poop?  Yep, we got a live one!

Don't hit the dog/cat? Thank you for giving me the cat hair you just pulled out of her.

 

MrsHollywood1023

"E please don't lick that chair/floor/book/desk/cart/person!"  Seriously, the kid licks everything!!  She even licked a 4 month old today, and his mom.  After she feels anything in her touch and feel books, she licks it.

MarSamWhitney

I am not looking forward to the licking stage!

ffejsGirl

I stupid stuff all day. I honestly can't think of anything right now. I do sing a lot of strange songs but again none come to mind.

My children are weird though. Last night A asked me to lay down beside him for a bit before bed. He laid his head on the pillow next to me and looked at me for a second then just got right in my face his nose pressed hard against my nose. He was laughing his butt off, thought it was the most hilarious thing. I turned my head away and he just followed me. For a second I thought I was suffocating I told him to please "get off my face" haha I guess that a weird thing to say.  

debperdoo

This morning I asked Kain to stop brushing the cat with his toothbrush!

There is plenty more I just cant think of any right now. 

SweetHurricane

"Adrianna, the remote is not between my legs"

We used to hide the remote behind a couch pillow, but then she got smart. Now she makes it her personal mission to find it if she knows you have it (she sees the channel changing). She was literally pulling my legs apart and reaching around in there trying to find it.

MrsHollywood1023

MarSamWhitney:

I am not looking forward to the licking stage!

I have to admit there are times where we do get a good laugh out of it.  I called DH my window licker the first 2 years we were together so we get a good chuckle whenever she licks windows.  She keeps trying to lick the tv too but she's not tall enough so watching her struggle is pretty funny.  

CaniacMom

Quit trying to eat your diaper (don't worry it is a clean one).

Do you have a stink butt?