So - it's a holiday here, I'm sitting with my foot elevated and iced (yeah, wrecked the bloody thing). I'm in need of entertainment. So, post your recent funny stories that your dc's have done.
K has been sleepwalking lately. She got up Saturday night, walked out of her room and into the bonus room passed DH who was watching TV. He asks her what she was doing, she says nothing and continues on into our bedroom, and into the bathroom. He goes running after her, and before he could do anything, she pees in the middle of the floor, and continues on back to her room. DH grabs her and changes her jammies, and sticks her back in bed. All with no response from her.
And no help from me, I was downstairs, listening, and laughing so hard at DH I had tears running down my face. He was squealing like a little girl, and saying "OMG, stop!", it made it funnier. Best part is, she did it to him again last night!! I think we'll need puppy pads or something. She also has to go passed their bathroom to go to the bonus room, so she's really out of it.
L is a sleepwalker too, and he started doing this around the same age. The last time he did that was November. Walked into our kitchen and peed on the floor. Both kids deny any memory, and also deny doing it. As K puts it, "What the heck, I pee in the potty, not on the floor, DUH!"
Oh - and S has a new phrase: GO AWAY. Lovely.