Have you seen "sh*t working moms say"? Funny. Way funnier than the knock-off "sh*t sahms say" version.
And ftr, I've said and done about 90% of these things, so it's really just sh*t moms say. I totally pulled Cookie Monster out of my bag at dinner the other night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xNnxG1HXEg&feature=player_embedded
Re: yo, working moms....
so funny! i'm pretty sure i said several of those things today, including answering the phone while pumping and forcing all my coworkers to see my new picture of my kids on my phone!