MIL called DH this weekend to warn him that I should not fall asleep while BFing my LO. She's worried that since I have large breasts (previously 38F, not sure where they are now), I'm going to smother my child if I fall asleep BFing. Because, you know, big breasts = suffocation risks. /sigh
Am I allowed to beat her?
Re: Can I beat my MIL?
Yes. In fact, you should beat her to death with your boob. Lol.
I have big boobs too. I'm BF now and I actually have to do side lying position and hold my boob a certain way so that I don't suffocate the little guy. Not fun..but something you get to deal with.
Omg, this is amazing!!!!! I laughed so hard!
HAHA! Love it