Help, please. I need t-shirt sayings.

mcurban

The Get Your Rear in Gear 5k is just around the corner (insert shameless plug to join our team) and I need some ideas for what to put on Jack and Tommy's t-shirts.

The last ones said, "My dad is tougher than cancer!" and "My dad kicked cancer's hiney!"

I can't think of anything fun and I need to get the order in asap. Butt jokes are welcome, colonoscopy references appreciated. It needs to be short, though b/c it's going on a kid sized t-shirt.

Anything?

MrsMillerTime

The only thing I can think of is "I'm now the only pain in my Daddy's rear." But thats really not nice towards your boys.  

ACR

Up Yours, Cancer!

Too vulgar?

Keribells

Dad-1  Cancer-0

 

Chicklit

mcurban:

The Get Your Rear in Gear 5k is just around the corner (insert shameless plug to join our team) and I need some ideas for what to put on Jack and Tommy's t-shirts.

I'm interested! Can you message me more info?

 

 

A&Jmom

Cancer can kiss my (dad's) hiney

 

mcurban

Awesome- thanks, gals!

Chicklit- I will post it on the fb site.