shock me shock me CD1

pinkiemo

Not having sex in the "fertile window" this month meant AF arrived right on her stupid schedule today.  Duh.  What was I expecting?  Literally a miracle?  Guess I have to break it to DH that his super sperm are not quite super enough to last eight days before O.  He needs hannukah sperm.

On another note, yes I said sex and not BD because for some reason this acronym bugs me today.  But not nearly as much as BBs for breasts.  It makes me feel like a preschooler to use an acronym that one can only assume refers to breasts a "boobies."  Ooh my bewbies (this one is the worst) are so sore!!!1!  Blech.

Anyone else have a CD1 UO?

NoeliaV

Hanukkah sperm made me lol, if that helps at all.

For the others, I like bewbs/bewb but not BB (wtf?) or bewbies or boob/boobies. I don't mind BD, and tend to use it myself.

An UO: I despise UGGs, crocs and TOMS. I think I've said that before, actually. A girl in my building is wearing UGG boots today and I just. can't. even. 

karma&co

Op, care to decipher what I assume is a quote in your siggy?

I've read it 3 times and it makes no sense to me.

Do tell.

pinkiemo

karma&co:

Op, care to decipher what I assume is a quote in your siggy?

I've read it 3 times and it makes no sense to me.

Do tell.

It's from Always Sunny in Philadelphia.  I do a new Charlie Kelly quote every month.  Because it's awesomeness. 

lycih

the worst is when it's "ohhh my BBs are soooo soar" 

lulamagoo

Hanukkah sperm, that is awesome!

karma&co

lycih:

the worst is when it's "ohhh my BBs are soooo soar" 

I'm pretty sure your "BBs" don't fly

pinkiemo

karma&co:

lycih:

the worst is when it's "ohhh my BBs are soooo soar" 

I'm pretty sure your "BBs" don't fly

Only when shot from a BB gun.

ShadyKull

BD doesn't really bother me, but I just highly prefer sex. Because sex is awesome and I always try to bring up the word sex and the topic of sex as much as possible. sexxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Also, for some reason when I see BD I think "bumpin' dirties", which isn't even a real phrase. And genitals should be kept reasonably clean.

 AND thank you for bringing up Always Sunny. That show is genius. I am the proud owner of two Always Sunny t-shirts. One is a Paddy's Pub shirt and the other says Flip Flip Flipadelphia. If anyone is unfamiliar with the show, I feel bad for them.

lycih

pinkiemo:

karma&co:

lycih:

the worst is when it's "ohhh my BBs are soooo soar" 

I'm pretty sure your "BBs" don't fly

Only when shot from a BB gun.

somehow, whenever I see someone write that they're "soar," I immediately picture a really bad boob job where they're so high that they're practically on the collar bone. 

mmb248

hee hee, hannukah sperm.  Well, let's see, I have tons of unpopular opinions, but I can't think of any of them right now because the only thing I can think of is that today started out great and turned into CD1.  For the first time ever, DH and I had PERFECT timing.  I woke up this morning with a temp RISE.  I was super nauseated all day which is not a PMS thing for me.  Plus, I had somehow convinced myself that waiting for the FF test day to test was going to reward me with a BFP.

I started out loving this day and at 5pm, when I should have been all happy, work is over, let's go home and look at my first ever decent chart and name my phantom baby, I instead had AF show up.  My head is screaming at my body, "WTF is WRONG with you???  GRRRR.  My uterus is a barren wasteland that is apparently good for nothing.

ShadyKull

tairairat:

ShadyKull:

 AND thank you for bringing up Always Sunny. That show is genius. I am the proud owner of two Always Sunny t-shirts. One is a Paddy's Pub shirt and the other says Flip Flip Flipadelphia. If anyone is unfamiliar with the show, I feel bad for them.

Then you should feel bad for me as I haven't seen a single episode. 

 

Yes, sadness. Maybe someday. . . 

mrsjollybrown

My cd1 surprised the hell out of me. Since I started using FF my cycles have been on time. Monay was supposed to be CD1. I was sooooo excited when I woke up Tuesday morning and AF still hadn't showed up. Imagine my disappointment Tuesday afternoon. Boo. Boo. Kitty.

beth9409

The BB acronym always annoys me. I want to read it as Both Breasts and not boobies.

My bewbies have been 'soaring' for the past two months. I have been running around like crazy trying to catch them. Lol. Looks like sore breasts aren't an indicator of anything for me.