Because I need one.
WTF work: instead of giving my new boss the empty cubicle behind me so she can have some privacy and be able to think while doing her job, she is stuck in a smaller cube than mine with lower walls in the middle of the call center floor, when she doesn't take calls and cannot work with all that noise. But instead, you contracted in a business analyst and stuck him there so I still have to walk halfway across a room that holds over 100 people in it just to talk to my manager.
WTF analyst: I should not be able to hear you eat or chew gum, if you are that loud you need to close your mouth while chewing. Gross.
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Re: WTF Monday
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WTF ML aassholes!!!!! I hate you all with a passion some days. Just mind your own frigging business for once. Cheesy as it may be, I do feel so sorry for your spouses because you sound like total cold, ungrateful, unhappy biitches. I am sorry that there is so little warmth in your lives, and that no one really gives a shiit about you enough to want to include you in doing something nice. More than anything though, even more than how much I despise you, I feel sorry for you. To have nothing nice to say, to be so negative so much of the time, and to feel the need to hurt other people or make them feel bad just so you can feel better about yourselves, makes me think you lead very sorry, very emotionally empty, and completely unfulfilling lives. You are kind of like conch shells on display, pretty on the outside but completely empty on the inside, with any life that was there already sucked out.
"We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend fuck fantasy. Get to work on that, internet." Benedict Cumberbatch
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Updated September 2012.