First attempt at lighthearted post

ksspiff

I'm going to try my hand at starting an irreverent, silly, crazytimes post.

If you are not up for that, ignore the words and reply that you aren't interested.

 

 

Do you ever have wacky dreams?  I had one dream where I learned Tim Gun (from project runway) live the next town over and was having a reunion party with past contestants.  I decided to crash that party.  So I dressed up all fancy, drove to his neighborhood and walked right into his house. There was fancy food and the house was beautiful.  All these past contestants started collecting in the living room (none that I actually remember watching) and then we went around the room introducing ourselves to those we weren't on the same season as us.  Except that I was a party crasher!  So when it got to me, I fessed up and admitted I was a super fan and just wanted to meet everyone.

Tim Gun was very sweet about it and didn't call the cops.  Instead he posed for a picture and then we danced.  And he was about 12 feet tall.  After I left, I realized the production assistant HADN'T taken a picture with my camera and I was crushed.  Until someone told me that our picture together was on the internet.

INTERNET FAME IN MY DREAMS, WITH TIM GUN, Y'ALL! 

I love that dream.

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EVA116

Do you wanna know how lucky I am....I dream about Brad Pitt a lot...and I mean the good kind. I actually just had one where I was dating George Clooney only to get to Brad. That is how awesome I am in my dreams.

FWIW: If either one of those guys talked to me IRL I would faint.

lilwildthing

This whole post has made me giggle.  I wish I had good dreams.  Even if I did I don't often remember them.  Maybe once I start sleeping through the night again.  EVA, I'm going to steal Brad from you!  Although, I am sure there is enough of him to go around!

EVA116

lilwildthing:

This whole post has made me giggle.  I wish I had good dreams.  Even if I did I don't often remember them.  Maybe once I start sleeping through the night again.  EVA, I'm going to steal Brad from you!  Although, I am sure there is enough of him to go around!

I am super obsessed with him. I think that one day we will meet and I will get to look into those beautiful eyes of his right before I hit the floor.

swimiz500

Okay I have been having this ridiculous dream and am SO glad I can tell someone! I have had at least 3 dreams this week about trying to seduce one of my good make friends, who happens to be openly gay.  And it is, as you would expect, horribly awkward

ksspiff

swimiz500:

I have had at least 3 dreams this week about trying to seduce one of my good male friends, who happens to be openly gay.  And it is, as you would expect, horribly awkward

That's hilarious.  Have you told him about it?  He might get a kick out of it!

swimiz500

ksspiff:

swimiz500:

I have had at least 3 dreams this week about trying to seduce one of my good male friends, who happens to be openly gay.  And it is, as you would expect, horribly awkward

That's hilarious.  Have you told him about it?  He might get a kick out of it!

Oh he would definitely get a kick out of it. I should tell him!