I know you are the queen of the 20 min power nap, however in the future please let me know when you are planning to sleep longer than your normal time. Had I been aware that you would be coming up on 2 hours of napping, I would have taken a longer shower, maybe shaved my legs, or taken a nap myself. I may have even worked out a bit. However I am now afraid to start anything important because as soon as I do, you will awake from your slumber.
In addition, if you could also tell me when you are planning an explosive mud-butt that would be most helpful as I will not dress you in an adorable light-colored outfit. Thank you.
Love mommy
Re: Dear Hannah,