Because I'd like to perform an exorcism on my womb.
(cue rim shot sound)
I'm now officially passed due, and even though I know 40 weeks isn't an expiration date, this is beginning to stink.
(wacka wacka!)
I'm clearly losing my mind. Chime in with other cheesy pregnancy jokes to keep ourselves amused while we wait for our LO's to arrive.
Re: Anyone know a good priest?
I don't have a joke to throw out there, but I have to say that I think it would/will really stink if LO comes after my EDD. You count down to a certain date and to just watch it go by... Hard!
That being said, I'd still rather be late than early
HAHAHA! Love this.