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I be pootin'

mkarnsmkarns member
in February 2012 Moms

OMG. I've hit a new low in this pregnancy. I have the poots. It's uncontrollable and embarassing. I have farted (loudly) while walking multiple times, a few times in a room full of people. I've heard of women accidentally peeing, but accidentally farting...Really? What gives?!

Oh yea and I can't hide it around my husband any more. Poor guy. I used to be his sexy wife...now I'm his smelly wife. Geez. Embarrassed

My Colton...Growing up so fast!

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    waterfall213waterfall213 member
    I have this problem too! I'll go grocery shopping and fart through the whole store! Or I'll bend over to get something and fart.

     

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    RowenargRowenarg
    I had this problem during my first pregnancy.  My DH accepted a new job when I was about 6 months along and he took me to meet his boss and I farted while standing in his boss' cubicle.  I was so embarrased.
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    mkarnsmkarns member
    LOL! That just cracked me up, while I was on the phone with a coworker!! My worst was walking through the living room on Christmas and farting with my whole family and inlaws there. In my head I'm like "pleeeeeeease think that was my shoe making a noise". Nobody said anything though.

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    And Coralee, his baby sister...On the way!

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    Ya Never KnowYa Never Know member
    haha... the joys of pregnancy. I've given up on sexy. DH won't touch me with a ten foot dildo these days, and I'm apparently fine with that. :D
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    sparks2987sparks2987 member

    imageYa Never Know:
    haha... the joys of pregnancy. I've given up on sexy. DH won't touch me with a ten foot dildo these days, and I'm apparently fine with that. :D

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    After our annual Christmas eve party, DH wanted to get frisky after he had been drinking and I could stop thinking with all the nasty stuff that is going on with this body I would have to be tipsy too! I still didnt want to do anything and it is very akward these days! done trying to feel/look sexy until after LO gets here!

    oh and the pootin always happens for me in the store too! I have to exit the asile quickly (as fast as a waddling prego can go)

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    stephaniegwynnestephaniegwynne
    Me too! But mine are silent most of the time. I work at a bank and I kept wondering why so many customers smelled like farts... I finally realized that they couldn't ALL be farting, it must be me... I need a plug in for my area!
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    louberrypielouberrypie member

    lmao!!!! you guys crack me up. I bent over to pet my dog the other day and ripped it so bad she ran away in fear. it was awful... and hilarious.

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